Rothe v. State , 242 Md. App. 272 ( 2019 )


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  • Rothe v. State, No. 2454 of the 2018 Term, Opinion by Moylan J.
    KUCHARCZYK V. STATE AND THE LEGAL SUFFICIENCY OF
    EVIDENCE – THE CONTENTIONS – AN UNADORNED MOTION FOR
    JUDGMENT – OVERWHELMINGLY SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE OF GUILT –
    KUCHARCZYK’S       ATTACK     ON   LEGAL     SUFFICIENCY     –    BAILEY’S
    COUNTERATTACK ON KUCHARCZYK – KUCHARCZYK GOES ON POST-
    BAILEY – THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM – REQUIESCAT IN PACE – AN
    UNPRESERVED CONTENTION
    Circuit Court for Baltimore City
    Case No. 118120008
    REPORTED
    IN THE COURT OF SPECIAL APPEALS
    OF MARYLAND
    No. 2454
    September Term, 2018
    ______________________________________
    WAYNE ROTHE
    v.
    STATE OF MARYLAND
    ______________________________________
    Meredith,
    Gould,
    Moylan, Charles E., Jr.
    (Senior Judge, Specially Assigned),
    JJ.
    ______________________________________
    Opinion by Moylan, J.
    ______________________________________
    Filed: August 2, 2019
    Pursuant to Maryland Uniform Electronic Legal
    Materials Act
    (§§ 10-1601 et seq. of the State Government Article) this document is authentic.
    2019-08-02
    11:52-04:00
    Suzanne C. Johnson, Clerk
    Like a troubled spirit adrift on Walpurgis Night, an almost forgotten relic of long
    repudiated caselaw eerily resurfaces to haunt the convictions of the appellant, Wayne
    Rothe, for second-degree and fourth-degree burglary, for the malicious destruction of
    property, and for theft in the Circuit Court for Baltimore City by a jury, presided over by
    Judge Althea M. Handy. This holding should lay to rest that misbegotten ghost.
    The Contentions
    On this appeal, the appellant raised two contentions. He claims
    1. that the State’s evidence was legally insufficient to sustain the convictions,
    and
    2. that Judge Handy erroneously imposed separate sentences for second-
    degree burglary and for the malicious destruction of property.
    An Unadorned Motion For Judgment
    The only significant one of those contentions is that the State’s evidence was not
    legally sufficient to support the convictions. We hold, on the contrary, that it was
    abundantly sufficient. At the end of the State’s case (which was also the end of the entire
    case), the appellant’s Motion for Judgment of Acquittal was unenlightening. The argument
    was baldly conclusory.
    Your Honor, at this time I’ll make a motion for judgment of acquittal. I’ll
    submit on argument, it’s really based on credibility on Mr. Dowling the way
    I see it.
    THE COURT: Right.
    [DEFENSE COUNSEL]: It’s a circumstantial case but it’s still, you
    know, based on his credibility. So I’ll submit on argument other than that.
    THE COURT: Okay. I’ll deny your motion then.
    (Emphasis supplied).
    Overwhelmingly Sufficient Evidence Of Guilt
    Not a word was said to substantiate that challenge to the witness’s credibility. The
    trial itself had been equally uneventful. The burglary and theft victim, Michael Shawn
    Dowling, lived at 2132 Maisel Street in Baltimore City. He rented a garage at the rear of
    that property from his neighbor, Joel Navarro. He regularly kept the garage locked and he
    kept some valuable tools inside the garage, including 1) a large black toolbox with between
    $300 and $400 worth of tools in it; 2) a pressure washer; and 3) a generator. Mr. Dowling
    and the appellant were well acquainted with each other. The appellant lived in a “pop-up
    camper,” which Mr. Dowling permitted him to park in his driveway at 2132 Maisel Street.
    The burglary occurred on March 8, 2018, in the mid-afternoon. At approximately
    2:30 p.m., Mr. Dowling went to pick up his daughter from school. Along the way, he saw
    the appellant walking up Hollins Ferry Road. They chatted briefly. The appellant asked
    Mr. Dowling where he was going. Mr. Dowling explained that he was on his way to pick
    up his daughter at school. When Mr. Dowling returned home with his daughter at
    approximately 3:30 p.m., he noticed that the door to his garage had been kicked in. The
    lock at the bottom was gone. All of Mr. Dowling’s tools, moreover, were missing.
    That testimony would have placed the burglary within the hour of 2:30 p.m. to 3:30
    p.m. Actually, the time frame was tighter than that. Detective James Frauenhoffer of the
    Baltimore City Police Department was assigned to the Regional Auto Theft Task Force.
    He was aware of an outstanding arrest warrant for the appellant. On March 8, 2018, at
    about 3:00 p.m., he received a phone call from someone at the Real Scrap scrapyard,
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    indicating that the appellant was then at that location. Detective Frauenhoffer immediately
    responded. Real Scrap was just about a block away from 2132 Maisel Street. Detective
    Frauenhoffer explained the nature of the scrapyard business:
    THE WITNESS: Scrap yards take metal and they purchase it from
    people when they deliver to the location, again, it could be any type of metal,
    roofing material, tools, cars, half cars, anything, but they take it there to drop
    off so they can receive money for the weight of metal.
    When the appellant saw Detective Frauenhoffer approaching, he turned and ran. A
    foot chase by several Baltimore City and Baltimore County officers through some nearby
    heavily wooded areas followed, ultimately ending after the appellant and one of the
    pursuing officers fell together into a stream. The appellant had brought to Real Scrap and
    Detective Frauenhoffer recovered all of the property that had shortly before been taken
    from Mr. Dowling’s garage. The property was subsequently identified by Mr. Dowling. At
    Mr. Dowling’s, Detective Frauenhoffer also noted where the garage door had been kicked
    in.
    Kucharczyk’s Attack On Legal Sufficiency
    The appellant did not take the stand, nor did he offer any witnesses or other
    evidence. He never so much as offered an explanation to the police as to what he was doing
    at Real Scrap with Mr. Dowling’s property. It is difficult to imagine a burglary and theft
    case more open and shut than this. It was at this point in the analysis that the ghost of
    Kucharczyk v. State, 
    235 Md. 334
    , 
    201 A.2d 683
    (1964), was invoked in the appellant’s
    brief. The challenge was to the legal sufficiency of the evidence, as a matter of law.
    The evidence is insufficient to sustain the convictions. The State’s
    circumstantial case relied entirely on Mr. [D]owling’s claim that the garage
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    had been broken into and that appellant did not have his permission to enter
    the garage and take the items. However, Mr. [D]owling’s testimony was
    inherently incredible, and was therefore insufficient. See Kucharczyk v.
    State, 
    235 Md. 334
    , 337 (1964).
    (Emphasis supplied).
    It is here that we encounter, as legions of cases have encountered over the past 55
    years, the massive disconnect between the case of Kucharczyk v. State, with its
    microscopically narrow holding that has never been repeated, and the so-called
    Kucharczyk Doctrine, a bloated attack on the legal sufficiency of evidence generally and
    based ostensibly on the Kucharczyk case. In the actual case, the State’s entire case of guilt
    had consisted of the uncorroborated testimony of a single witness whose testimony was
    rent by unresolved contradictions about the very happening of the crime itself. The issue
    was not credibility per se. It was rather the utter absence of any plausible assertion that the
    crime had even taken place.
    In the years since 1964, however, the defense bar has created a wildly exaggerated
    Kucharczyk Doctrine that has taken on a mythic life of its own. The doctrinal mantra is
    that any significant attack on the credibility of a State’s witness will serve to exclude that
    witness’s testimony from evidence and thereby erode the legal sufficiency of the State’s
    case by diminishing it to nothing. In his brief, albeit not before Judge Handy, the appellant
    argued that Mr. Dowling’s testimony was subject to such exclusion by virtue of various
    “inconsistencies, weaknesses, and deficiencies,” and, therefore, could not be relied upon
    to prove the appellant’s guilt. The appellant argued:
    After purportedly finding the garage door kicked in, Mr. Dowling did not call
    the police on March 8. He testified, however, that within an hour, that same
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    day, the police went to his home. Detective Frauenhoffer, on the other hand,
    testified that he had tried, “with negative results,” to contact Mr. Dowling on
    March 8, and was only able to speak with Mr. Dowling the next day, March
    9. Additionally, Mr. Dowling testified that he never gave appellant
    permission to enter the garage. But he also told police that the camper in
    which appellant was staying obtained electricity from an electrical outlet in
    the garage. In the face of all these inconsistencies, weaknesses, and
    deficiencies, Mr. Dowling’s testimony cannot be relied on to prove beyond
    a reasonable doubt that appellant broke into the garage and took the tools
    without Mr. Dowling’s own involvement and permission. As such, reversal
    is required.
    (Emphasis supplied).
    Kucharczyk v. State, however, never held any such thing and the so-called
    Kucharczyk Doctrine, of course, has no provenance beyond Kucharczyk v. State itself. The
    heart of the problem has become one not of dealing with the Kucharczyk case itself but
    with its post-Kucharczyk mantra. The so-called Kucharczyk Doctrine has never actually
    prevailed, but its propaganda impact has remained a force to be reckoned with. In the
    caselaw, it has become an unusual phenomenon.
    Bailey’s Counterattack On Kucharczyk
    This larger Kucharczyk phenomenon was before this Court in 1972, with its
    exaggerated notion that witness credibility was not an issue of fact for the jury or even the
    trial judge but could easily be transformed into a foreclosing issue of law for the reviewing
    appellate court. We thought we had then and there laid that argument indisputably to rest
    in Bailey v. State, 
    16 Md. App. 83
    , 
    294 A.2d 123
    (1972). Apparently it has become
    necessary to repeat the obsequies.
    In Bailey we set out the proper context for making an assessment of testimonial
    credibility in a criminal case.
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    Trial testimony frequently is replete with contradictions and
    inconsistencies, major and minor. It is the quintessential approach of the
    Anglo-American trial system to rely fundamentally upon cross-examination,
    upon the introduction of prior inconsistent statements, upon impeachment
    devices generally, upon sequestration, upon oral argument to ferret out and
    to highlight such contradictions if and when they exist. It is then at the very
    core of the common law trial by jury (and its counterpart of a court sitting as
    a jury) to trust in its fact finders, after full disclosure to them, to assess the
    credibility of the witnesses and to weigh the impact of their 
    testimony. 16 Md. App. at 93
    –94 (emphasis supplied).
    Bailey explained that “[t]he extreme and peculiar facts of Kucharczyk produced a
    limited departure from that fundamental 
    approach.” 16 Md. App. at 94
    . The conviction in
    Kucharczyk was based exclusively on the testimony of the sixteen-year-old victim of the
    crime, with a full scale I.Q. of only 56, whom a defense psychologist testified was
    incompetent to testify. Although the victim ultimately testified that the crime had occurred,
    he had testified on no fewer than three other occasions that it had never occurred. The Court
    of Appeals characterized those sworn denials of the very occurrence of the corpus delicti
    of the crime by the only witness to the very occurrence of the corpus delicti.
    On direct examination the boy twice testified that nothing happened in the
    public lavatory after the appellant gave him two drinks. On cross
    examination, he testified that nothing happened in the garage. Thus there
    were unqualified statements by the prosecuting witness that the crime for
    which the appellant was convicted never in fact 
    occurred. 235 Md. at 337
    –38 (emphasis supplied).
    To the extent to which there might remain some spark of vitality in the ashes of
    Kucharczyk, Bailey limned out the austere limits:
    [T]he doctrine [is] confined to unresolved contradictions within a single
    witness’s trial testimony as to the central issue of the case . . . .
    
    6 16 Md. App. at 95
    . That sui generis fact pattern has, for the last 55 years at least, never
    repeated itself. For the broader Kucharczyk Doctrine which he urges upon us, the appellant
    can cite support neither in the caselaw nor in the academic literature. Bailey commented:
    Some appreciation of the limited utility of the so-called Kucharczyk doctrine
    may be gathered from the fact that it was never applied pre-Kucharczyk in a
    criminal appeal and it has never been applied post-Kucharczyk in a criminal
    
    appeal. 16 Md. App. at 94
    (emphasis supplied). It was perilously short-lived.
    Notwithstanding that limited utility, if any, of the so-called doctrine, the life of
    Kucharczyk has nonetheless been amazing for the number of occasions on which it has
    been invoked and for the equal number of situations in which it has been invoked in vain.
    Its popularity has strangely never been diminished by its complete and utter
    ineffectiveness. In its ability to punch above its weight, the case has enjoyed inexplicable
    cachet. It seems to be something to say when you have nothing to say.
    By way of antidote, Bailey assessed its well nigh universal inapplicability:
    Kucharczyk does not apply simply because a witness’s trial testimony is
    contradicted by other statements which the witness has given out of court or,
    indeed, in some other trial.[1]
    1
    Citing Brooks v. Daley, 
    242 Md. 185
    , 191–192, 
    218 A.2d 184
    (1966); Edwardsen
    v. State, 
    243 Md. 131
    , 137–138, 
    220 A.2d 547
    (1966); Wilson v. State, 
    261 Md. 551
    , 556–
    558, 
    276 A.2d 214
    (1971); Alexander v. State, 
    4 Md. App. 214
    , 218, 
    242 A.2d 180
    (1968);
    Moore v. State, 
    7 Md. App. 495
    , 502, 
    256 A.2d 337
    (1969); Jones v. State, 
    10 Md. App. 420
    , 428, 
    270 A.2d 827
    (1970); Tumminello v. State, 
    10 Md. App. 612
    , 616, 
    272 A.2d 77
    (1971); Sun Cab Company v. Carter, 
    14 Md. App. 395
    , 407, 
    287 A.2d 73
    (1972).
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    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a witness’s trial testimony contradicts
    itself as to minor or peripheral details but not as to the core issues of the very
    occurrence of the corpus delicti or of the criminal agency of the defendant.[2]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where the testimony of a witness is
    ‘equivocal, doubtful and enigmatical’ as to surrounding detail.[3]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a witness is forgetful as to even major
    details or testifies as to what may seem improbable conduct.[4]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a witness is initially hesitant about
    giving inculpatory testimony but subsequently does inculpate a defendant. [5]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a witness appears initially to have
    contradicted himself but later explains or resolves the apparent
    contradiction.[6]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a State’s witness is contradicted by
    other State’s witnesses.[7]
    2
    Citing Bell v. State, 
    2 Md. App. 471
    , 472, 
    235 A.2d 307
    (1967); Poff v. State, 
    3 Md. App. 289
    , 292–293, 
    239 A.2d 121
    (1968); Chesley v. State, 
    3 Md. App. 588
    , 596, 
    240 A.2d 342
    (1968); Eley v. State, 
    4 Md. App. 230
    , 234, 
    242 A.2d 175
    (1968); Rasnick v.
    State, 
    7 Md. App. 564
    , 568, 
    256 A.2d 543
    (1969); Lindsay v. State, 
    8 Md. App. 100
    , 103,
    
    258 A.2d 760
    (1969); Gardner v. State, 
    8 Md. App. 694
    , 700–701, 
    261 A.2d 799
    (1970);
    Dorsey v. State, 
    9 Md. App. 80
    , 87, 
    262 A.2d 591
    (1970); Pinkney v. State, 
    9 Md. App. 283
    , 295, 
    263 A.2d 871
    (1970); Hunt v. State, 
    12 Md. App. 286
    , 292, 
    278 A.2d 637
    (1971);
    Crenshaw v. State, 
    13 Md. App. 361
    , 372, 
    283 A.2d 423
    (1971).
    3
    Citing Thompson v. State, 
    5 Md. App. 191
    , 196–197, 
    245 A.2d 903
    (1968).
    4
    Citing Gunther v. State, 
    4 Md. App. 181
    , 184–185, 
    241 A.2d 907
    (1968).
    5
    Citing Wilkins v. State, 
    239 Md. 692
    , 693, 
    211 A.2d 308
    (1965).
    6
    Citing Wilson v. State, 
    8 Md. App. 653
    , 674, 
    262 A.2d 91
    (1970).
    7
    Citing Scott v. State, 
    2 Md. App. 709
    , 713–715, 
    237 A.2d 61
    (1968); Tillery v.
    State, 
    3 Md. App. 142
    , 148, 
    238 A.2d 125
    (1968); Gunther v. 
    State, supra
    ; Hunt v. 
    State, supra
    .
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    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a State’s witness is contradicted by
    defense witnesses.[8]
    . . . Nor does Kucharczyk apply where a witness does contradict himself upon
    a critical issue but where there is independent corroboration of the
    inculpatory 
    version.[9] 16 Md. App. at 95
    –97.
    These myriad inapplicabilities highlight the distinction between infinite varieties of
    damaged and impeached credibility, on the one hand, and the rare, rare case of truly
    inherent incredibility, on the other hand. The insidious effect of the Kucharczyk Doctrine
    is in its deliberate effort to blur the distinction by simply ignoring the numerous situations
    in which exclusion, as a matter of law, would not apply notwithstanding some significant
    challenge to credibility.
    Syllogistically, the logical fallacy is in the lack of truth in the minor premise: All A
    calls for exclusion, as a matter of law; B is an instance of A; Ergo, B calls for exclusion,
    as a matter of law. The fallacy is that B, as a matter of fact, is almost never an instance of
    A.
    After cataloging the manifold inapplicabilities, Bailey concluded:
    In each of those situations, our system of jurisprudence places reliance on the
    fact finder to take contradictions or equivocations properly into account and
    then to make informed judgment in assessing a witness’s credibility and in
    weighing that witness’s 
    testimony. 16 Md. App. at 97
    (emphasis supplied).
    8
    Citing Johnson v. State, 
    3 Md. App. 219
    , 222, 
    238 A.2d 295
    (1968).
    9
    Citing Tucker v. State, 
    237 Md. 422
    , 424, 
    206 A.2d 691
    (1965); Chesley v. 
    State, supra
    .
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    Kucharczyk Goes On Post-Bailey
    With that filing of Bailey v. State 47 years ago, we felt confident that the so-called
    Kucharczyk Doctrine would not raise its head again. We were overoptimistic. The
    invocation of the Kucharczyk Doctrine by defense counsel, civil as well as criminal, has
    continued unabated. By the same token, the rejection of the Kucharczyk Doctrine has also
    continued unabated. Seventeen years later, in Vogel v. State, 
    315 Md. 458
    , 
    554 A.2d 1231
    (1989), Judge Orth noted for the Court of Appeals:
    Although Vogel does not specifically refer to Kucharczyk v. State, 
    235 Md. 334
    , 
    201 A.2d 683
    (1964), it seems that he would have its teachings reach
    out to include the proposition that conflicting or impeachable testimony is so
    unreliable as to be entitled to no weight. Kucharczyk does not remotely stand
    for that 
    proposition. 315 Md. at 471
    n.6 (emphasis supplied).
    In Pittman v. Atlantic Realty, 
    359 Md. 513
    , 546, 
    754 A.2d 1030
    (2000), Judge
    Rodowsky noted that from the filing of Bailey v. State (1972) “to date, no opinion of this
    Court or of the Court of Special Appeals has encountered a set of facts that justified
    applying the Kucharczyk approach.” Indeed, he pointed out that the so-called Kucharczyk
    Doctrine would be even less efficacious in civil cases than it was in criminal cases.
    Although the more recent Maryland cases that have rejected an
    argument that contradictory evidence is legally insufficient have been
    criminal cases, the restrictions that Maryland appellate courts have put on the
    reach of Kucharczyk in criminal cases would seem to apply with greater
    force in civil cases. Inasmuch as the standard of proof in civil cases is lesser
    than in criminal, internally contradictory trial testimony should less readily
    be found legally insufficient in civil than in criminal 
    matters. 359 Md. at 547
    (emphasis supplied). See also Owens-Illinois, Inc. v. Hunter, 
    162 Md. App. 385
    , 394, 
    875 A.2d 157
    (“More recently, the Court of Appeals has suggested that, whatever
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    continuing vitality the Kucharczyk doctrine may have in criminal cases, it seems to be far
    less applicable in civil cases because the lower standards of proof could tolerate less
    consistent testimony.”), cert. denied, 
    388 Md. 674
    , 
    882 A.2d 287
    (2005).
    The drum-beat went rhythmically on. See, e.g., Montgomery v. State, 
    17 Md. App. 119
    , 127, 
    300 A.2d 218
    , cert. denied, 
    269 Md. 763
    (1973); Grady v. State, 
    24 Md. App. 85
    , 87–90, 
    329 A.2d 726
    (1974), aff’d, State v. Grady, 
    276 Md. 178
    , 
    345 A.2d 436
    (1975);
    Wright v. State, 
    24 Md. App. 309
    , 311–12, 
    330 A.2d 482
    (1975); Walker v. State, 53 Md.
    App. 171, 174–78, 
    452 A.2d 1234
    (1982); Smith v. State, 
    302 Md. 175
    , 182–83, 
    486 A.2d 196
    (1985); Hounshell v. State, 
    61 Md. App. 364
    , 380–81, 
    486 A.2d 789
    , cert. denied, 
    303 Md. 42
    , 
    491 A.2d 1197
    (1985); Fuget v. State, 
    70 Md. App. 643
    , 654–55, 
    522 A.2d 1371
    (1987); Cooley v. State, 
    157 Md. App. 101
    , 117–118, 
    849 A.2d 1026
    (2004), rev’d, 
    385 Md. 165
    , 
    867 A.2d 1065
    (2005); Brown v. State, 
    182 Md. App. 138
    , 182–84, 
    957 A.2d 654
    (2008); Marcantonio v. Moen, 
    406 Md. 395
    , 410, 
    959 A.2d 764
    (2008); Turner v.
    State, 
    192 Md. App. 45
    , 81–83, 
    993 A.2d 742
    (2010). These inexplicably persistent
    reappearances could readily provide a theme for Bram Stoker.
    The Source Of The Problem
    The protracted life of the Kucharczyk Doctrine may, however, have served a useful
    purpose. In law it can sometimes be helpful if a perplexing problem is allowed to marinate.
    Only then, sometimes, does its essential nature become clear. Look past the details. They
    can be distracting. In most basic terms, what are the fundamental principles in play? From
    time immemorial, the assessment of testimonial credibility has always been the
    fundamental responsibility of the factfinder, jury or trial judge, as a matter of fact. It is not
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    and never was the function of appellate review, as a matter of law. We begin with that as
    an axiomatic truth.
    In 1964, the extreme factual circumstances in a rare case that has not been replicated
    in 55 years was the occasion for what seemed to be a limited and narrow departure from
    that basic allocation of responsibility. In Kucharczyk, moreover, the Court of Appeals was
    not really assessing credibility as such. It was analyzing, rather, whether a single shred of
    contradictory testimony could qualify as a piece of probative evidence. That, of course, is
    a proper appellate function, as a matter of law. The problem was that the analysis was
    operating right at the borderline between an issue of fact and an issue of law. A blurred
    boundary is by its very nature ambiguous and one should be very cautious about making
    unambiguous pronouncements from such an unsure launching pad. The very discussion of
    the proper legal issue inevitably and necessarily included some mention of credibility,
    ordinarily a factual issue. From such a line-straddling context, it is inevitable that
    resourceful attorneys will cherry-pick a word here or a phrase there and then reinsert those
    words and phrases into far different and opportunistic contexts. It is a rhetorical stratagem
    that comes with the territory.
    In an extreme situation such as Kucharczyk, something that was accepted as
    inherently or intrinsically incredible did not even call for an assessment of credibility by a
    factfinder. The Court was measuring legal sufficiency, as a matter of law. It was not
    deciding credibility, as a matter of fact. The clever rhetoricians who have since
    promulgated the so-called Kucharczyk Doctrine, however, were able to take any passing
    allusion to or mention of credibility out of a context, where credibility was not the issue,
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    and to create out of those very words a so-called doctrine dealing basically with credibility.
    In the course of taking any reference to inherent credibility out of context, they sought to
    transform any significant attack on credibility into a question of law for the appellate court
    rather than leave it as a question of fact for the factfinder.
    It has been a fallacious effort, but a clever one. What was posited as a proper legal
    question of what to do with inherent incredibility was misused to embrace a wide variety
    of unspoken factual questions determining what actually is inherent incredibility. That is
    the essential disconnect between Kucharczyk v. State and the Kucharczyk Doctrine. The
    disconnect can easily be missed, however, because it is subtle. The Kucharczyk Doctrine
    blithely assumes that damaged credibility is inherent incredibility and proceeds
    automatically to the exclusionary sanction.
    The insidious impact of the Kucharczyk Doctrine has been in its attempt to take any
    significant impeachment of testimonial credibility, of a dozen possible variations, and then
    to take the assessment of that challenged credibility out of the hands of the factfinder, who
    ordinarily assesses it as a matter of fact, and to transfer it to the appellate courts, as they
    measure the legal sufficiency of the evidence, as a matter of law. That is a tectonic shift in
    the allocation of adjudicative responsibility. The determination of what is inherently
    incredible should remain with those whose primary job it is to assess testimonial
    credibility.
    More broadly, what are we saying? Unanchored words and phrases can make for a
    treacherously unstable launching pad. Even modest shifts on the lift-off platform can
    produce widely divergent trajectories. The “inherent incredibility” in Kucharczyk v. State
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    is not the “inherent incredibility” the appellant urges upon us in the present case and they
    do not, therefore, propel us to the same destination. They might each be labeled “inherent
    incredibility” but they are not the same “inherent incredibility,” and that is the critical flaw
    in the appellant’s argument. It is, moreover, the essential flaw in most evocations of the so-
    called Kucharczyk Doctrine. The implicit major premise of that doctrine is not a constant.
    The launching pad is, in a word, unstable. Stare decisis, like the Aristotelian syllogism,
    requires exactitude.
    Requiescat In Pace
    The simple message of this opinion is that the so-called Kucharczyk Doctrine, if it
    ever lived, is dead. It has been dead for a long time. Forget it. Damaged credibility is not
    necessarily inherent incredibility. That is all that needs to be said.
    An Unpreserved Contention
    Immediately after the jury announced its verdicts, Judge Handy proceeded to
    sentencing. For his crime of second-degree burglary, the appellant received a sentence of
    twelve years. The appellant was also sentenced to a term of 60 days for the malicious
    destruction of property. That sentence was to run concurrently with the twelve-year
    sentence for burglary.10 The appellant now contends that the conviction and the sentence
    for the malicious destruction of property should have merged into the conviction for
    second-degree burglary. He predicates his brief argument in support of that contention not
    on the theory that the two offenses are the “same offense” pursuant to the required elements
    10
    The appellant was also sentenced to a term of six months for theft. That sentence,
    however, is irrelevant to our consideration of the merger contention now before us.
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    test and not upon the “rule of lenity.” His predicate is based exclusively on the highly
    questionable and essentially ambiguous notion of “fundamental fairness.”
    At sentencing, the appellant raised no question with respect to merger or non-
    merger. Ordinarily, the lack of any objection would mean that nothing has been preserved
    for appellate review and that would end our consideration of this contention. Appellant’s
    counsel, moreover, affirmatively agreed that merger was not called for. In speaking first
    with the prosecutor, Judge Handy noted, “Malicious destruction, that wouldn’t merge.”
    The judge then addressed defense counsel, who agreed that the burglary and malicious
    destruction of property counts did not merge.
    [Defense counsel], do you agree count that the only count that merges
    is Count 2 [fourth-degree burglary] merges into Count 1 [second-degree
    burglary]?
    [DEFENSE COUNSEL]: Yes, I believe that’s --
    THE COURT: Okay.
    [DEFENSE COUNSEL]: -- I believe that’s true, Your Honor, because
    there would be elements in malicious destruction and theft that aren’t --
    THE COURT: Okay.
    [DEFENSE COUNSEL]: -- necessary for the burglary. So I do agree
    with that.
    (Emphasis supplied).
    Under no theory urged upon us by the appellant can we agree that the merger issue
    is properly before us for review. Pair v. State, 
    202 Md. App. 617
    , 623–25, 643–49, 
    33 A.3d 1024
    (2011), cert. denied, 
    425 Md. 397
    , 
    41 A.3d 571
    (2012); Potts v. State, 
    231 Md. App. 398
    , 414, 
    151 A.3d 59
    (2016). Therefore, we shall not review it.
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    JUDGMENT AFFIRMED; COSTS TO BE
    PAID BY APPELLANT.
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