Rivera-Corraliza v. Puig-Morales , 794 F.3d 208 ( 2015 )


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  •           United States Court of Appeals
    For the First Circuit
    No. 13-2138
    PABLO JAVIER RIVERA-CORRALIZA, on his own behalf and as
    President of PJ ENTERTAINMENT, INC.; CARLOS CRUZ-ALVERIO; JAIME
    RODRÍGUEZ-VEGA; ELLIS LINFERNAL-CRUZ, on his own behalf and as
    President of the ASOCIACIÓN DE OPERADORES DE MÁQUINAS DE
    ENTRETENIMIENTO DE ADULTOS DEL OESTE, INC.; RICARDO HERNÁNDEZ-
    ECHEVESTRE on his own behalf and as President of RICARDO'S
    ENTERTAINMENT CORP.,
    Plaintiffs, Appellants,
    v.
    JUAN CARLOS PUIG-MORALES; AILEEN DE LEÓN-GARCÍA; VÍCTOR R.
    PÉREZ-PILLOT; ZULMA I. RIVERA-GÓMEZ; DAVID CARABALLO-MALDONADO;
    MARÍA C. MEDINA-ORTIZ; ABIMAEL RODRÍGUEZ-LÓPEZ; ALFREDO E.
    PÉREZ-RIVERA; HÉCTOR O. GADEA-RIVERA; RAFAEL A. DIEZ DE ANDINO;
    MILTON VESCOVACCI-NAZARIO; MARISOL FLORES-CORTÉS; JOHN DOE I-XX,
    all in their personal capacities,
    Defendants, Appellees.
    APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF PUERTO RICO
    [Hon. José Antonio Fusté, U.S. District Judge]
    Before
    Howard, Chief Judge,
    Lynch and Thompson, Circuit Judges.
    Christian J. Francis-Martinez, with whom José J. Gueits-Ortiz
    and Francis & Gueits Law Offices, PSC, were on brief, for
    appellants.
    Susana I. Peñagarícano-Brown, Assistant Solicitor General,
    Department of Justice, with whom Margarita L. Mercado-Echegaray,
    Solicitor General, was on brief, for appellees.
    July 22, 2015
    THOMPSON, Circuit Judge.
    Overview
    Ticked off that agents of the Puerto Rico Treasury
    Department        had   seized    their     "adult    entertainment     machines"
    ("AEMs,"     to     save     keystrokes),    today's     plaintiffs     sued   the
    supposedly responsible parties for damages under 42 U.S.C. § 1983,
    alleging (as relevant here) violations of the First, Fourth, and
    Fourteenth Amendments as well as several commonwealth laws.                    The
    district court granted defendants summary judgment on the federal
    claims and dismissed the commonwealth claims without prejudice.
    And plaintiffs are now here asking us to undo the court's ruling.
    Agreeing with some of what they say, we vacate in part, affirm in
    part, and remand for further proceedings.                  We will explain our
    thinking shortly.          First, the facts, which we present in the light
    most   favorable        to   plaintiffs     (the     summary-judgment    losers),
    drawing all supportable inferences in their favor.                    See, e.g.,
    Soto-Padró v. Pub. Bldgs. Auth., 
    675 F.3d 1
    , 2, 5 (1st Cir. 2012).
    Background
    Games People Play
    Plaintiffs hold licenses from the Puerto Rico Treasury
    Department ("Treasury," for short) authorizing them to own and
    operate AEMs.           Plaintiffs are also members of "EMPRECOM," a
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    business association of AEM owners.1   AEMs are nothing more than
    coin-operated arcade-game-like machines found in small businesses
    (liquor stores, gas stations, etc.) that are not supposed to award
    cash prizes (winners get bonus games) — which makes AEM games
    different from gambling machine games (more on this later).2   But
    unscrupulous owners (we are told) occasionally convert AEMs into
    illegal gambling machines (say, for instance, slot machines),
    which is a major worry for Treasury.
    According to plaintiffs (whose account we accept for
    purposes of summary-judgment review), here is how the suit arose:
    Sometime in early 2009 — possibly in February or March
    (the record is not exactly clear) — plaintiff Pablo Javier Rivera-
    Corraliza (EMPRECOM's president) met with Treasury Secretary (and
    defendant) Juan Carlos Puig-Morales, a big backer of a movement to
    install video-lottery terminals islandwide; as we understand it,
    these terminals are noncasino gaming machines that would connect
    to a system designed to collect tax revenue.   Anyway, the two had
    a friendly conversation about issues affecting AEMs.    They, for
    example, touched on a bill pending in the Puerto Rico legislature
    1 EMPRECOM is the Spanish acronym for the "Puerto Rican Commercial
    Recreation Business."
    2 See generally Sun Design Video v. Puerto Rico, 
    136 P.R. Dec. 763
    (1994) (certified English translation, slip op. at 11-18)
    (discussing the differences).
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    that would require that all AEMs connect to a central system at
    Treasury for monitoring purposes.         And they talked about Puig-
    Morales's desire to go after AEM operators holding forged licenses
    — something EMPRECOM applauded.
    But Puig-Morales was anything but friendly at a follow-
    up meeting the next month, telling Rivera-Corraliza point blank
    that every AEM was "illegal" and had to be "confiscated."              Hold
    on, said Rivera-Corraliza, Treasury had issued "8,000" AEM permits
    yet there are roughly "14,000" AEMs "out on the streets" — just go
    after the fake-license holders, he implored Puig-Morales.            "We'll
    see about that" was Puig-Morales's reply.
    Treasury started seizing AEMs around this time.              But
    none belonged to plaintiffs — Treasury did not start seizing theirs
    until February 2010, as we will soon see.
    Around the spring of 2009 (the record does not reveal
    when) Puig-Morales told plaintiff Jaime Rodríguez-Vega (EMPRECOM's
    treasurer) that AEM owners should exchange their machines for the
    video-lottery machines of Caribbean Cage, Inc., a company that
    specializes in gaming systems.     Puig-Morales promised to stop the
    seizures if they made the switch to Caribbean Cage's machines.
    And   Puig-Morales   said   essentially   the   same   thing   to   Rivera-
    Corraliza, telling him that AEM owners would not have to worry
    about seizures if they "signed up" with Caribbean Cage.
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    So Rivera-Corraliza inked a deal with Caribbean Cage on
    behalf of EMPRECOM (when, we do not know).                Under the agreement,
    EMPRECOM members were to provide the venues for the video-lottery
    terminals.      And Caribbean Cage promised to pay any fees EMPRECOM
    members might owe Treasury.
    In August 2009 Puig-Morales issued a letter of intent to
    negotiate     with     Caribbean    Cage    about     installing   video-lottery
    terminals islandwide.           For this to work, though, EMPRECOM and its
    members had to be on board, as Puig-Morales well knew.                          But
    EMPRECOM members became distinctly unhappy when Puig-Morales told
    EMPRECOM representatives during that same month that they had to
    pay a $2,250 license fee for each video-lottery machine.                 And when
    EMPRECOM members balked, Puig-Morales slammed his hand on a desk
    and screamed that they had until the end of the day to resolve the
    problem   —    and    if   they    did   not,    then   all    their   AEMs   would
    "disappear."          Ultimately    (for    reasons     this   record   does    not
    illuminate) the deal between EMPRECOM and Caribbean Cage fell
    through     and      Treasury     installed      no   video-lottery     terminals
    anywhere.
    Shortly after the table-slamming meeting, Puig-Morales
    went on a media campaign to trash AEM owners (the record does not
    indicate precisely when the offensive started, though).                   He told
    one interviewer, for example, that he "hated" AEMs and favored
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    installing       video-lottery       terminals     throughout     Puerto      Rico
    (plaintiffs have not told us when he said this).                He told another
    interviewer that all AEMs were "illegal" (plaintiffs have not told
    us when he said that).      And he told a third interviewer in February
    2010 (finally, a date!) that he was going to "eliminate" the AEM
    industry because neither the governor nor the public supported
    AEMs.      Not willing to take Puig-Morales's attacks lying down,
    Rivera-Corraliza also gave interviews to the media in which he
    defended AEM owners — though the record evidence plaintiffs point
    us to does not say how many interviews he gave and when.
    In    late   2009   or    early    2010    Puig-Morales    appointed
    defendant Abimael Rodríguez-López head of a special Treasury task
    force charged with dealing with AEMs.                 When Rodríguez-López was
    absent, then defendant Alfredo Pérez-Rivera was in charge.                 Agents
    on the task force — like defendant Victor Pérez-Pillot, for example
    —   took    an   eight-hour     course    in     how    to   inspect   AEMs   for
    illegalities.       And they went about inspecting AEMs this way
    (Treasury had no manuals or guidelines covering how to inspect
    AEMs):
    Task-force agents identified businesses with AEMs.                 And
    once they got the go-ahead from Rodríguez-López, they would inspect
    the AEMs, examining the licenses and then the machines themselves
    — even if the licenses checked out.              In fact, even if the AEMs'
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    exterior looked okay, agents would ask the businesses' owners to
    unlock the machines, and if the owners refused, agents would break
    the locks open — simply on Rodríguez-López's say-so, even without
    probable cause or a search warrant.
    Defendants Milton Vescovacci-Nazario and Marisol Flores-
    Cortés — two outside lawyers Puig-Morales had hired to remind
    agents about the dos and don'ts of AEM inspections — signed off on
    the lock-breaking protocol around February 2010.    And Puig-Morales
    signed off on the entire seek-and-find procedure.      Another high-
    ranking Treasury official — defendant Héctor O. Gadea-Rivera — let
    task-force agents conduct inspections as they had been doing before
    he came on board on July 1, 2010.      And still another — defendant
    Rafael Diez de Andino — also signed off on the inspection procedure
    when he became a deputy director at Treasury on September 15, 2010,
    or so plaintiffs claim.3   But before that, Diez de Andino (who was
    at Treasury, though we're not sure what his title was) had a hand
    (at least as early as February 2010) in telling agents which
    businesses to inspect.
    Rivera-Corraliza is not only EMPRECOM's president; he is
    also president of PJ Entertainment, Inc., a corporation that owned
    AEMs.   Early in the morning of February 26, 2010, he got a call
    3 We say "claim" because the record citations in their brief say
    nothing to support the point.
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    from the owner of a liquor store — which was then closed — saying
    that task-force agents were seizing some of PJ Entertainment's
    AEMs without a warrant. The store was not on the list of businesses
    to be inspected that day.   But Diez de Andino had ordered Pérez-
    Pillot to go there.
    Rivera-Corraliza got to the scene lickety-split.       Just
    then, Puig-Morales reached him on his cell phone.        "How are the
    guys behaving?" Puig-Morales asked.   Pérez-Pillot "wants to take
    the machines" Rivera-Corraliza explained, to which Puig-Morales
    replied, "Good fellow, good fellow" (referring to Pérez-Pillot).
    Agents claimed the seized AEMs had "knock-off switches" — i.e.,
    devices that make it possible for players to redeem winnings and
    for the operators to reset the machines.    See 15 L.P.R.A. § 82(3)
    (part of the "Games of Chance Act").       A knock-off switch is a
    telltale sign of illegal gambling machines.    See 
    id. But Rivera-
    Corraliza insists that none of his company's AEMs had a device
    like that.   And when he got to inspect the AEMs months later he
    allegedly saw that the games had been changed and that some were
    broken.
    Over the next few months task-force agents (including
    some of the defendants named here) seized more AEMs belonging to
    PJ Entertainment   as well as AEMs belonging to      the remaining
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    plaintiffs.4      Here is how plaintiffs paint the picture:       Agents
    inspected AEMs without warrants, sometimes when the stores were
    closed.      Agents checked out an AEM's interior even if the license
    seemed in order, breaking the AEM's lock if the owner refused to
    open the machine.      Agents then confiscated AEMs, contending that
    the machines had been altered to run like illegal gaming machines
    — one plaintiff claims that an agent, defendant Aileen de León-
    García, told him that she found nothing illegal after looking
    inside his AEMs, but defendant Rodríguez-López had ordered her to
    take   the    AEMs   anyway   for   further   investigation.   And   when
    plaintiffs later inspected the AEMs, they saw that the machines
    had been broken or damaged.5        Puig-Morales told agents to fine only
    AEM owners for any illegalities, not the owners of the businesses
    housing the AEMs (we will call these "establishment owners" the
    4 The exact dates are: May 12, 2010; May 24, 2010; June 29, 2010;
    July 22, 2010; August 7, 2010; August 24, 2010; August 27, 2010;
    September 27, 2010; and December 2, 2010.
    5 The parties agree that "months" after the seizures (the record
    does not say exactly when) someone broke into the warehouse holding
    plaintiffs' AEMs and damaged or stole the machines' parts.
    Defendants suggest that the person who broke into the warehouse —
    and not any inspecting agent — bears responsibility for the AEMs'
    damage.
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    rest of the way).6     He also told agents to fine the AEM owners
    $5,000 "per machine."
    In mid-to-late 2010 plaintiffs or their companies filed
    suits in a local court (the Puerto Rico Court of First Instance)
    challenging the forfeiture of AEMs.   Plaintiffs, however, point us
    to nothing in the record indicating how the suits turned out.
    Going for Broke
    Following these events plaintiffs sued defendants in
    Puerto Rico's federal district court for money damages under
    section 1983 — the statute that (at the risk of oversimplification)
    provides a civil remedy for state action that deprives persons of
    federal statutory or constitutional rights.      See Klunder v. Brown
    Univ., 
    778 F.3d 24
    , 30 (1st Cir. 2015).     Essentially plaintiffs
    accused defendants of violating the Fourth Amendment's search-and-
    seizure   provisions     by   doing   baseless     inspections    and
    confiscations, infracting the Fourteenth Amendment's due-process
    clause by not offering predeprivation hearings, and defying the
    Fourteenth Amendment's equal-protection clause by treating them
    differently from the establishment owners.7       Rivera-Corraliza —
    6 Plaintiffs intimate that AEM owners and establishment owners are
    (at least for present purposes) mutually exclusive groups.
    7 Plaintiffs also alleged that defendants' actions violated the
    Eighth Amendment's excessive-fines clause — yet another claim the
    district court dismissed on summary judgment. Plaintiffs have not
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    and Rivera-Corraliza only — also accused defendants of retaliating
    against him for exercising his First Amendment right to free
    speech.      And    plaintiffs    all     asserted    supplemental        local-law
    claims, which mirrored their federal-law claims.
    After    some     discovery    defendants     moved     for    summary
    judgment,    arguing    (among    other    grounds)    that   (a)    they    never
    violated any of plaintiffs' constitutional rights — but if they
    had   offended      plaintiffs'    search-and-seizure         and    due-process
    rights, they were entitled to qualified immunity                    —     and that
    (b) they should get judgment as a matter of law on the state
    claims.     Plaintiffs opposed.         Taking up the motion, the district
    court ruled, relevantly, as follows:              On the search-and-seizure
    claim, the court found defendants' actions constitutional — under
    the administrative-search exception to the warrant requirement —
    and even if not, defendants were qualifiedly immune because they
    violated no bright-line rule.             And, the court added, given the
    commonwealth's need to act quickly to protect the public from
    apparently illegal AEMs, the postdeprivation remedies offered
    satisfied the minimal requirements of due process.                   Plaintiffs'
    equal-protection      claim    misfired,    the   court   said,     because     AEM
    owners and establishment owners are not similarly situated.                     As
    argued that the court got that ruling wrong.               So we say no more
    about it.
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    for Rivera-Corraliza's speech-retaliation claim, the court found
    he had failed to show how his talking to the press substantially
    motivated defendants to act as they did.          So the court granted
    defendants summary judgment on the federal-law claims and then
    relinquished jurisdiction over the local-law claims.
    Which brings us to today, with plaintiffs asking us to
    vacate the district court's judgment and remand for a trial on all
    claims.
    Important Concepts to Keep in Mind
    Before tackling plaintiffs' arguments, we make a few
    preliminary comments:
    Summary-Judgment Basics
    As always, we give fresh review to the district court's
    summary-judgment ruling, affirming if "there is no genuine dispute
    as to any material fact" — even after giving plaintiffs the benefit
    of all reasonable inferences in the record — and defendants are
    "entitled to judgment as a matter of law."         See Fed. R. Civ. P.
    56(a); see also Morelli v. Webster, 
    552 F.3d 12
    , 18 (1st Cir.
    2009).    And we may affirm a summary judgment on any ground
    supported by the record, even one not relied on by the court below.
    See, e.g., Geshke v. Crocs, Inc., 
    740 F.3d 74
    , 76-77 (1st Cir.
    2014); Boveri v. Town of Saugus, 
    113 F.3d 4
    , 6 (1st Cir. 1997).
    Qualified-Immunity Basics
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    The qualified-immunity defense is in play on two claims,
    don't forget — the search-and-seizure claim and the due-process
    claim.   And to overcome that defense plaintiffs must make a two-
    step   showing    —   that   (a)   defendants   violated     a   statutory   or
    constitutional right and that (b) the right was clearly established
    at the time.     See, e.g., City & Cnty. of S.F. v. Sheehan, 135 S.
    Ct. 1765, 1774 (2015); McGrath v. Tavares, 
    757 F.3d 20
    , 29 (1st
    Cir. 2014).      The clearly-established step requires plaintiffs to
    identify "'controlling authority' or a 'robust consensus'" of
    "'persuasive authority'" such that any reasonable official in the
    defendant's position would have known that the challenged conduct
    is illegal "in the particular circumstances that he or she faced"
    — then-existing precedent, in other words, "'must have placed the
    statutory   or    constitutional     question   .   .   .   beyond   debate.'"
    Plumhoff v. Rickard, 
    134 S. Ct. 2012
    , 2023 (2014) (quoting Ashcroft
    v. al-Kidd, 
    131 S. Ct. 2074
    , 2083, 2084 (2011)); accord Rocket
    Learning, Inc. v. Rivera-Sánchez, 
    715 F.3d 1
    , 9, 10 (1st Cir.
    2013).   Courts penalize officers for violating "bright lines," not
    for making "bad guesses in gray areas." See Maciariello v. Sumner,
    
    973 F.2d 295
    , 298 (4th Cir. 1992); see also 
    al-Kidd, 131 S. Ct. at 2086-87
    (Kennedy, J., concurring) (emphasizing that qualified
    immunity applies if defendants have no "'fair and clear warning'
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    of what the Constitution requires" (quoting United States v.
    Lanier, 
    520 U.S. 259
    , 271 (1997))).
    If plaintiffs stumble at either step — taken in any order
    we like, see Pearson v. Callahan, 
    555 U.S. 223
    , 236 (2009) — their
    search-and-seizure and due-process claims go kaput, see Quintero
    de Quintero v. Aponte-Roque, 
    974 F.2d 226
    , 228 (1st Cir. 1992)
    (noting that when a defendant invokes qualified immunity, the
    burden is on the plaintiff to show the inapplicability of the
    defense).    Also and importantly, judges are free to jump directly
    to — and decide the case exclusively on — the clearly-established
    step in certain situations.         See Camreta v. Greene, 
    131 S. Ct. 2020
    , 2032 (2011).      Examples of when judges should follow that
    course include:     if dealing with the constitutional-violation step
    requires "uncertain assumptions about state law" or creates "a
    risk   of   bad   decisionmaking"    because   the   briefs   are   bad;   if
    discussing both steps risks "bad decisionmaking" because the court
    may believe the law is not clearly established and so give little
    thought to whether the constitutional right exists; and if the
    canon of "constitutional avoidance" counsels against focusing on
    the constitutional-violation step because "it is plain that a
    constitutional right is not clearly established but far from
    obvious whether in fact there is such a right."         Pearson, 
    555 U.S. 223
    , 237-41 (2009); accord Kerns v. Bader, 
    663 F.3d 1173
    , 1180-81
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    (10th Cir. 2011) (discussing Pearson and Camreta).                       Reduced to
    simplest terms, "courts should think hard, and then think hard
    again, before turning small cases into larger ones," see 
    Camreta, 131 S. Ct. at 2032
    — sage words, indeed.
    Now on to plaintiffs' claims.
    Our Take on the Case
    Search-and-Seizure Claim
    First   up     is    plaintiffs'        claim        that   defendants'
    warrantless searches and seizures violated the Fourth Amendment
    (applied to Puerto Rico by the Fourteenth).                        For their part
    defendants insist that they are shielded from this claim by
    qualified   immunity,      arguing   that     they       acted   pursuant    to   the
    administrative-search        exception      to     the     warrant      requirement,
    meaning they violated no Fourth Amendment right — let alone any
    clearly-established Fourth Amendment right.
    (a)
    Administrative Searches
    For   anyone    unfamiliar      with     administrative        searches,
    here's a quick primer:
    The Fourth Amendment protects us from "unreasonable
    searches and seizures."         See U.S. Const. amend. IV.              It also says
    that "no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause."                          
    Id. Reasonableness is
    the amendment's central command, however, see
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    Kentucky v. King, 
    131 S. Ct. 1849
    , 1856 (2011), with reasonableness
    determined by weighing the government's need for the search against
    the degree of intrusion into a citizen's privacy interests, see,
    e.g., Camara v. Mun. Court of City & Cnty. of S.F., 
    387 U.S. 523
    ,
    536-37 (1967); Ruskai v. Pistole, 
    775 F.3d 61
    , 68 (1st Cir. 2014).
    This amendment covers searches of homes and commercial
    premises, our judicial superiors tell us.        See, e.g., City of Los
    Angeles v. Patel, No. 13-1175, 
    2015 WL 2473445
    , at *7 (U.S. June
    22, 2015); New York v. Burger, 
    482 U.S. 691
    , 699-700 (1987).             And
    staying    with   commercial   premises,   we   know    that   because   the
    government has a "heightened" interest in regulating commerce,
    persons running commercial premises have a lessened expectation of
    privacy.    United States v. Maldonado, 
    356 F.3d 130
    , 134-35 (1st
    Cir. 2004) (citing 
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 700
    ).              Yet even when a
    search is done to enforce a regulatory scheme, a warrant is often
    required — though in that situation, the "probable cause" of which
    the Fourth Amendment speaks can be something less than probable
    cause to believe the law is being violated.            See, e.g., Marshall
    v. Barlow's, Inc., 
    436 U.S. 307
    , 320 (1978) (explaining that for
    administrative-search purposes, "probable cause justifying the
    issuance of a warrant may be based . . . on a showing that
    'reasonable legislative or administrative standards for conducting
    an . . . inspection are satisfied with respect to a particular
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    [establishment]'"        (second     and   third    alterations       in    original)
    (quoting 
    Camara, 387 U.S. at 538
    )).
    But     because      "reasonableness"      is    the      standard,       the
    Supreme   Court    has    approved     certain     exceptions        to    the   Fourth
    Amendment's warrant and probable-cause requirements in compelling
    situations.      See, e.g., Brigham City v. Stuart, 
    547 U.S. 398
    , 403
    (2006);   
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 702
    .     One    is   for       searches   of
    pervasively-regulated businesses.                 The idea is that "when an
    entrepreneur embarks upon such a business, he has voluntarily
    chosen to subject himself to a full arsenal of governmental
    regulation,"      and    thus   a    warrantless     search     to    enforce     that
    regulatory regime is not unreasonable.             
    Marshall, 436 U.S. at 313
    .8
    Searches of this sort can affect an infinite number of people and
    places, obviously.            So to stop inspectors from running amok,
    several things are critical.               The first is that the government
    8 See also New York v. Burger, 
    482 U.S. 691
    (1987) (automobile
    junkyard); Donovan v. Dewey, 
    452 U.S. 594
    (1981) (coal mine);
    United States v. Biswell, 
    406 U.S. 311
    (1972) (gun dealer);
    Colonnade Catering Corp. v. United States, 
    397 U.S. 72
    (1970)
    (liquor dealer); United States v. Gonsalves, 
    435 F.3d 64
    (1st Cir.
    2006) (drug storage); United States v. Maldonado, 
    356 F.3d 130
    (1st Cir. 2004) (interstate commercial trucking); Blue v. Koren,
    
    72 F.3d 1075
    (2d Cir. 1995) (nursing homes); Lesser v. Espy, 
    34 F.3d 1301
    (7th Cir. 1994) (rabbitry); United States v. Chuang, 
    897 F.2d 646
    (2d Cir. 1990) (banking); Shoemaker v. Handel, 
    795 F.2d 1136
    (3d Cir. 1986) (horse racing); Rush v. Obledo, 
    756 F.2d 713
    (9th Cir. 1985) (daycare facilities); Pollard v. Cockrell, 
    578 F.2d 1002
    (5th Cir. 1978) (massage parlors).
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    have a substantial interest in regulating the business.                  The next
    is that warrantless inspections further this interest.                   And the
    third is that the regulations offer "a constitutionally adequate
    substitute for a warrant" by giving notice to those regulated and
    limiting the inspectors' discretion in "time, place, and scope."
    
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 703
       (internal    quotation    marks   omitted).
    Collectively, these factors — a pervasively-regulated business, a
    substantial     government     interest     in   regulating     the   business,
    administrative     searches        that   advance   this     interest,    and   a
    regulatory scheme that prescribes alternative safeguards — make up
    what we call the Burger test.9
    Judges must never forget that while the Constitution
    okays warrantless searches in some situations, it never okays
    unreasonable ones.10        Also, the Burger test is a carefully-drawn
    screen that we — and all courts — must jealously protect,11 lest
    9 See Tart v. Massachusetts, 
    949 F.2d 490
    , 498 (1st Cir. 1991);
    see also 
    Gonsalves, 435 F.3d at 67-68
    .
    10 See 
    Camara, 387 U.S. at 523
    , 536-37 (recognizing that the
    reasonableness of an administrative search depends on "balancing
    the need to search against the invasion which the search entails").
    11See generally Jones v. United States, 
    357 U.S. 493
    , 499 (1958)
    (stressing that warrantless searches must fall within one of the
    narrow "jealously and carefully drawn" exceptions to the Fourth
    Amendment).
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    this particular warrantless-search exception destroy the Fourth
    Amendment.12
    (b)
    Reader Alert
    Shifting from the general to the specific, we next talk
    about the Burger test in the context of this case, eventually
    noting how the district court never explicitly addressed whether
    the relevant regulatory regime provides an acceptable warrant
    substitute.      The absence of an express analysis here leaves a
    critical   gap    in   the    qualified-immunity     ruling,    because   the
    presence (or not) of an adequate warrant stand-in affects whether
    defendants     violated      plaintiffs'     Fourth-Amendment   rights    and
    whether any such rights were clearly established when they acted.
    Believing it better to have the benefit of the district court's
    12 We need not decide whether Patel — the Supreme Court's most
    recent decision dealing with Burger — changed the Burger test in
    any way. That is because the key question for qualified-immunity
    purposes is whether the law was clearly established when the
    complained-of actions occurred.   See, e.g., Reichle v. Howards,
    
    132 S. Ct. 2088
    , 2093 (2012) (discussing the state of the law "at
    the time of [the] arrest"); 
    al–Kidd, 131 S. Ct. at 2083
    (focusing
    on whether the law was clearly established "at the time of the
    challenged conduct"). Notice — prior notice, not after-the-fact
    notice — is what matters, because officers need to know when they
    are doing wrong.    See 
    Reichle, 132 S. Ct. at 2093
    ; see also
    
    Plumhoff, 134 S. Ct. at 2023
    (stressing that a court need "not
    consider later decided cases because they 'could not have given
    fair notice to'" the agent (quoting Brosseau v. Haugen, 
    543 U.S. 194
    , 200 n.4 (2004))). And Patel was not around when the events
    here went down.
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    judgment on this vitally-important issue in the first instance, we
    — for reasons shortly stated — ultimately remand the search-and-
    seizure matter.
    (c)
    Pervasive Regulations
    Our parties spar quite a bit over whether AEMs are part
    of a highly-regulated undertaking.               The test for whether an
    industry fits that bill is whether the state's regulatory presence
    is so pervasive that business owners cannot help but know that
    their commercial properties may be periodically inspected for
    specific purposes.           See 
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 705
    n.16.          Burger
    upheld   the    warrantless      inspection     of   a   junkyard's   records,
    permits, and autos.          
    Id. at 693-95.
        In doing so the Court found
    that auto junkyards fit within the definition of closely regulated
    for these reasons:      The regulatory scheme required junkyard owners
    to get licenses and registration numbers from the state; display
    the registration numbers prominently at the businesses; keep books
    recording purchases and sales of autos and auto parts; and make
    the   books    and   autos    available   for   inspection.     
    Id. at 704.
    Junkyard owners could also get hit with criminal penalties, license
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    revocation, and civil fines if they failed to comply.          
    Id. at 704-
    05.
    With this in mind, now consider the following:
       The Games of Chance Act, also called the Gambling Act.          This
    Act singles out as unlawful all "games of chance."               15
    L.P.R.A. § 82.    A familiar example of a game of chance is a
    slot machine.13   
    Id. As for
    AEMs, they are "legal."   
    Id. And the
    Act defines AEMs as "those machines that do not have
    mechanisms or apparatus that are characteristic of gambling
    machines . . . ."       15 L.P.R.A. § 82a(a).   The Act says that
    when AEMs "are located and operated in a business authorized
    therefor, the permit for their use . . . shall establish that
    13"Games of chance" are machines that have "any of the following"
    things:
    (1) An apparatus to accept wagers that are
    registered on a counter inside the machine.
    (2) A mechanism to award cash prizes to the
    player, a coin dispenser (hopper) which awards
    the prize directly to the player, or a meter
    which can register or credit cash payments to
    the player.
    (3) A knock-off switch to erase the credits
    once they are paid to the winning player.
    (4) An apparatus or mechanism that causes the
    machine to function with total autonomy of the
    player for a predetermined cycle or space in
    time and which causes that the result of the
    game or operation of the machine is decided by
    chance or luck.
    
    Id. § 82
    (1)-(4).
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    they must be located at a distance of over two hundred (200)
    meters from a public or a private school or from a church or
    congregation that seeks spiritual serenity," 15 L.P.R.A. § 83
    — a serious operating restriction, for sure.        The Act also
    tells the Treasury secretary to "establish the necessary
    procedure to ensure that every machine to be authorized as an
    [AEM] machine is personally evaluated and certified to be an
    [AEM]" by the appropriate Treasury agents.    
    Id. The Act
    lets
    the Treasury secretary hit AEM owners with administrative
    fines (ranging from $5,000 to $10,000) for each violation of
    the Act.   15 L.P.R.A. § 84a(a).   And the Act makes it a felony
    for anyone either to prevent agents from inspecting the places
    for the purpose of conducting investigations under the Act or
    to admit or encourage persons under age 18 "to operate" AEMs.
    
    Id. § 84a(b)(3).
       Treasury Regulation 7437.     That regulation — designed to
    (among other things) implement the provisions of the Games of
    Chance Act — covers a lot of ground too.     To get a flavor of
    what this provision is about, we note that the regulation
    deals with things like what documents are needed to get AEM
    licenses — "criminal background" and "debt" certificates, and
    "sworn statements" from establishment owners promising not to
    let persons under 18 use AEMs.      It says where to file the
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    papers — at a district office near the applicant's place of
    business, for example.    It lists the yearly "license fee" for
    each AEM — $2,250.       It mentions how the license must be
    "available for inspection" by Treasury agents and where AEMs
    must have identifying "tag[s]" — on their "upper right side."
    And it discusses when the Treasury secretary "may deny,
    suspend or revoke" a license — if, for instance, a license
    holder or its representative prevents the secretary from
    inspecting the place of business or examining the relevant
    "documents, books, records or reports."    See P.R. Treas. Reg.
    7437, arts. 2040-1, 2044-1 (certified English translation, at
    3-9, 21-26).
       The Internal Revenue Code.     The Code empowers the Treasury
    secretary to examine "documents, assets," and "inventories"
    tied to "activities subject to the taxes and fees" under the
    commonwealth's internal revenue code and to also "[s]eize and
    sell at public auction or destroy . . . any . . . device whose
    operation is illegal" under "the Games of Chance Act."     See
    13 L.P.R.A. § 8140(a)(1), (7)(G).14
    14Section 8140 was in vogue at the time of the events in issue.
    The Puerto Rico legislature repealed that section in 2011 and
    replaced it with a basically-similar section, 13 L.P.R.A.
    § 33221(a)(1), (7)(G).
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       The   Uniform   Administrative    Procedure      Act.    This     statute
    declares   that    agencies      (like    Treasury)      can      conduct
    inspections — "without a prior order" — to ensure compliance
    with the laws and regulations within the agencies' domain.
    See 3 L.P.R.A. § 2191.
       And Federación Operadores de Máquinas de Entretenimiento,
    Inc. v. Puerto Rico.     After canvassing the relevant statutory
    and   regulatory   mosaic,   this     decision   from   Puerto     Rico's
    intermediate appellate court — issued when defendants were
    still in the throes of investigating plaintiffs' AEMs — says
    that the AEM business is closely regulated.                See 
    2010 WL 4792673
    ,   Civ.    No.   KLCE201000987      (TCA    Aug.    30,     2010)
    (certified English translation, slip op. at 11-12, 18-19).15
    Fairly viewed, this regime is at least as (if not more) pervasive
    than the one governing junkyards in Burger — so we agree with the
    district court that reasonable officials in defendants' shoes
    could believe that the AEM industry qualifies as closely regulated,
    at least at the time they acted.
    15 Opinions of a state's intermediate appellate court can be
    persuasive authority for interpreting state law.       See, e.g.,
    Candelario del Moral v. UBS Fin. Servs. Inc. of P.R., 
    699 F.3d 93
    ,
    102 (1st Cir. 2012).
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    Faced    with    this    concatenation      of     circumstances,
    plaintiffs offer a creative argument.           Stripped to its bare
    essence, they contend that tightly-regulated businesses are only
    those businesses that deal with devices that could endanger lives
    (e.g., guns) or that can serve as a fence for stolen goods (e.g.,
    auto junkyards).   And, they add, AEMs fit neither category.            But
    they cite no authority for this limiting proposition — probably
    because businesses identified as closely regulated when defendants
    acted include those that are not inherently dangerous to persons
    (like, for example, auto junkyards) and that do not function as
    fences for thieves (like, for instance, daycares).           That is a very
    big deal, because plaintiffs had the burden of showing that clearly
    established law when defendants searched the AEMs (in 2010) put
    reasonable   officials    on   notice   that   AEMs   were    not   closely
    regulated, see 
    McGrath, 757 F.3d at 29
    — a burden plaintiffs
    obviously have not come close to satisfying, as we just noted.16
    16 Plaintiffs' argument may have more traction given the Court's
    Patel decision.     See Patel, 
    2015 WL 2473445
    , at *10 & n.5
    (explaining that "[h]otels — like practically all commercial
    premises or services — can be put to use for nefarious ends," and
    adding that "unlike the industries that the Court has found to be
    closely regulated, hotels are not intrinsically dangerous"). But
    recall that Patel had not yet been decided.
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    (d)
    State Interest
    Plaintiffs      cite   zero    cases      showing     that   reasonable
    officials in defendants' position would have believed that the
    regulatory scheme serves no substantial government interest.                       This
    is hardly a surprise given how then-existing caselaw (i.e., caselaw
    as of 2010) stressed that the commonwealth's "interest in the
    health,      safety,    and    welfare      of    its    citizens    constitutes      a
    substantial governmental interest"17 and that regulating gambling
    "lies   at    the    heart    of   the    state's    police   power"       to   further
    important goals like protecting "the health, welfare, safety, and
    morals of its citizens."18           Together these cases suggest (as the
    district     court     implicitly        found)   that    reasonable       persons   in
    defendants' boots could have concluded the commonwealth has a
    significant interest in stopping persons from converting legal
    17Posadas de P.R. Assocs. v. Tourism Co. of P.R., 
    478 U.S. 328
    ,
    341 (1986) (internal quotation marks omitted); see also United
    States v. Edge Broad. Co., 
    509 U.S. 418
    , 426 (1993).
    18Johnson v. Collins Entm't Co., 
    199 F.3d 710
    , 720 (4th Cir. 1999);
    see also Ah Sin v. Wittman, 
    198 U.S. 500
    , 505–06 (1905) (explaining
    that "[t]he suppression of gambling is concededly within the police
    powers of a state"); Crutcher v. Commonwealth, 
    141 U.S. 47
    , 61
    (1891) (emphasizing that the state's police power "extends to . . .
    the prohibition of lotteries, gambling, [and] horse-racing").
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    AEMs into illegal gambling machines, thereby keeping citizens from
    becoming gambling addicts.19
    (e)
    Interest Advancement
    Plaintiffs also do not say how reasonable officials — in
    the circumstances confronted by each defendant and given the law
    as of 2010       —    would have reasonably thought that warrantless
    inspections do not advance the just-described state interest.
    Maybe this is because the law books are chock-full of cases
    stressing how "surprise is an important component of an efficacious
    inspection regime."           
    Maldonado, 356 F.3d at 135
    ; accord 
    Gonsalves, 435 F.3d at 68
    .           Just look at Biswell, a case the district court
    relied on.    The statute there required all licensed gun dealers to
    keep certain records.            It also let officials enter the dealers'
    premises — without a warrant — to examine not only the records but
    also any firearms kept on the premises.             
    See 406 U.S. at 312
    n.1.
    And when all was said and done, the Court held that inspections
    could not "assure[] that weapons are distributed through regular
    channels   and       in   a   traceable   manner   and   make[]   possible   the
    prevention of sales to undesirable customers and the detection of
    the origin of particular firearms" if inspectors had to schedule
    19Converting legal machines into illegal ones is not hard to do,
    apparently.
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    inspections in advance or conduct them only with warrants.   
    Id. at 315-16;
    see also 
    Dewey, 452 U.S. at 603
    (highlighting Congress's
    conclusion that given "the notorious ease with which many safety
    or health hazards may be concealed if advance warning of inspection
    is obtained, a warrant requirement would seriously undercut this
    Act's objectives").   But again, plaintiffs put up no serious fight
    on whether the state's interest justifies warrantless inspections.
    (f)
    Warrant Substitute
    Instead plaintiffs spend much energy emphasizing how (in
    their opinion) the last Burger requirement — that the scheme serve
    as a warrant equivalent — is not satisfied because neither the
    statutes nor the regulations limit the timing and scope of the
    agents' activities.   
    Cf. 482 U.S. at 703
    (holding that to be an
    adequate substitute for a warrant, the scheme "must perform the
    two basic functions of a warrant" — let owners know that the
    inspections are made pursuant to law, and be "carefully limited in
    time, place, and scope" (internal quotation marks omitted)).     As
    a result, they add, agents can barge into establishments, break
    AEMs' locks, and inspect the machines whenever and however they
    please.   Not so, defendants insist.   The scheme, they say, cabins
    the agents' discretion because (to quote their brief) it tells AEM
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    owners "that the business is subject to inspection and who will
    conduct the same."20
    Dealing   with   timing    issues   can   be   tricky    business.
    Courts have okayed schemes limiting inspections to "regular and
    usual business hours," see 
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 711
    , "all reasonable
    times," see 
    Biswell, 406 U.S. at 312
    n.1, and "all reasonable
    hours," see 
    Gonsalves, 435 F.3d at 68
    .        Our litigants direct us to
    no statutory or regulatory language like that here.               And we see
    none.
    Still, a regime may pass the Burger test even if there
    are no time limits — context is key, with precedent out there in
    2010 okaying schemes with no timing limits if such limits would
    make inspections unworkable.        See, e.g., United States v. Ponce-
    Aldona, 
    579 F.3d 1218
    , 1225-26 (11th Cir. 2009) (upholding a
    regulatory regime authorizing inspections of commercial trucks
    with no time restrictions — finding "[t]ime restrictions are not
    feasible because trucks operate twenty-four hours a day," noting
    "[i]f inspections were limited to daylight hours," for instance,
    trucks trying "to avoid inspection could simply travel at night,"
    and collecting loads of additional cases).          What matters then is
    whether the problems that triggered the AEM regulations are limited
    20Best we can tell, the parties argue — as they did in district
    court — only over time and scope, not place.
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    to certain hours, like business hours.             See, e.g., United States
    v. Dominguez–Prieto, 
    923 F.2d 464
    , 470 (6th Cir. 1991) (noting
    "limitation [on searches of commercial carriers] would . . . render
    the entire inspection scheme unworkable and meaningless").
    The difficulty here, however, is that the district court
    was silent on the timing issue.            Ditto for defendants.        As for
    plaintiffs, they insist the regime has no time limits.                But like
    defendants, they say nothing about whether timing restrictions
    would or would not make the inspection regime unworkable.               And the
    district court said nothing about this issue as well.                     These
    omissions are significant because an answer on the timing question
    is critical for resolving either step in the qualified immunity
    analysis    —   i.e.,    whether     defendants         violated    plaintiffs'
    constitutional rights, and, if so, whether those rights were
    clearly    established   at   the   time     of   the   incident;    again,   if
    plaintiffs satisfy both steps of the qualified-immunity inquiry,
    then they can defeat that defense.
    Similar problems plague the ever-so important scope
    issue.     Ever-so important, because a valid inspection regime
    requires "certainty and regularity" of application.                 
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 703
    .     And if the regime offers no rules governing the
    procedure that agents must follow, "the Fourth Amendment and its
    various restrictive rules apply," Colonnade Catering, 397 U.S. at
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    77.   Examples of inspection schemes deemed sufficiently narrow in
    scope when our defendants acted include:
       Colonnade Catering, where the statute let agents enter the
    premises of liquor dealers "'for the purpose of examining'"
    "'articles or objects subject to tax'" — though the high Court
    stressed that the statute did not empower agents to forcibly
    go into areas without a warrant but rather made it a criminal
    offense not to let inspectors in.              
    See 397 U.S. at 73
    n.2, 77
    (quoting 26 U.S.C. § 7606(a)).
       Biswell,   where    the    statute        let    officials     enter        "'the
    premises'" of gun dealers "'for the purpose of inspecting or
    examining (1) any records or documents required to be kept
    . . ., and (2) any firearms or ammunition kept or stored.'"
    
    See 406 U.S. at 312
    n.1 (quoting 18 U.S.C. § 923(g)).
       Burger,    where   the    statute        let    agents   "'examine'"         the
    "'records'" of junkyard operators "'and any vehicles or parts
    of vehicles'" on the premises that "'are subject to the
    [statute's] record keeping requirements.'"                  
    See 482 U.S. at 694
    n.1 (quoting N.Y. Veh. & Traf. Law § 415-a5).
       And Gonsalves, where the statute let agents enter drug-
    storage    facilities     "to    determine        whether     'any     of     the
    provisions of this chapter are being violated,' and to 'secure
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    samples or specimens.'"      
    See 435 F.3d at 36
    (quoting R.I.
    Gen. Laws § 21-31-21).
    The problem in our case is that the district court did
    not focus serious attention on the scope issue, even though it is
    — like timing — an essential consideration in deciding either step
    in the qualified-immunity analysis.      Yes, as defendants note, the
    regime tells AEM owners that agents can inspect licenses and other
    records.   See P.R. Treas. Reg. 7437, arts. 2040, 2044-1 (certified
    English translation, at 4, 23).    And yes, as defendants also note,
    the regime tells persons that agents can inspect "assets" tied to
    activities   subject   to   taxation    under   a   provision   of   the
    commonwealth's internal revenue code.      See 13 L.P.R.A. § 8140(a).
    But defendants point to nothing — no statute, regulation, or rule
    — that explains either how agents can open AEMs or how they can
    and should go about inspecting them once opened.21      And if no such
    provision exists, the commonwealth's scheme fails to furnish even
    the minimal specificity needed to let an AEM owner know that "the
    inspections to which he is subject do not constitute discretionary
    acts by a government official."    
    Burger, 482 U.S. at 711
    .
    (g)
    Our Solution
    21 One would expect some analysis on this point, given how
    plaintiffs claim the procedure defendants used here greatly
    damaged the AEMs.
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    Given these serious gaps in the record and the parties'
    briefs, it makes perfect sense to remand the case so the district
    court can (with counsel's help) work on these all-important timing
    and scope matters in the qualified-immunity context — a tack taken
    by other circuits in similar circumstances, by the way. See, e.g.,
    
    Kerns, 663 F.3d at 1182
    (citing and quoting Distiso v. Town of
    Wolcott, 352 Fed. App'x 478, 482 (2d Cir. 2009) (unpublished)).
    This approach will let the "adversarial process . . . work through
    the problem," resulting in a "considered" lower court decision —
    a    decision   that   will,   importantly,   reduce   "the   risk    of   an
    improvident governing appellate decision" from us.            Id.22   And —
    not willing to make uncertain assumptions about the law — we are
    doubly persuaded that this is the right course, given how complex
    the issues are and how the parties' briefs missed some of the legal
    nuances presented by this case.23      See 
    Kerns, 663 F.3d at 1181-82
    .
    22Cf. generally Clifford v. M/V Islander, 
    751 F.2d 1
    , 9 n.4 (1st
    Cir. 1984) (reversing and remanding, in part, and explaining that
    "[w]ithout the benefit of any district court . . . discussion" on
    certain legal "matters, it would be idle for us to comment further
    about them").
    23Puerto Rico's appeals court said the Games of Chance Act neither
    "authorize[s] . . . searches at any time of the day or night" nor
    "inspections outside of working hours." See Federación Operadores
    de Máquinas de Entretenimiento, Inc., 
    2010 WL 4792673
    , Civ. No.
    KLCE201000987 (certified English translation, slip op. at 22-23).
    That may be, but the appeals court did not back up the point with
    any legal analysis. See 
    id. And that
    counsels a remand to the
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    In remanding to get the district court's thoughts on the
    crucial timing and scope issues, we offer this reminder: To defeat
    a   qualified-immunity   defense    here,   plaintiffs   must   show   that
    defendants violated their Fourth Amendment rights and that those
    rights were clearly established at the time.        See, e.g., 
    Sheehan, 135 S. Ct. at 1774
    .      Repeating what we said earlier, courts may
    (and sometimes should) decide qualified-immunity claims based
    solely on the second step — holding that the contours of the right
    were not clearly established, without deciding whether there was
    a constitutional violation.    See, e.g., 
    Pearson, 555 U.S. at 236
    .
    If the district court goes that route, both the court and the
    parties should be ever mindful that the qualified-immunity inquiry
    is highly context-specific, turning on whether it would be clear
    to reasonable officers in defendants' positions that their actions
    violated the Fourth Amendment, see, e.g., Rocket Learning, 
    Inc., 715 F.3d at 10
    , and that defendants' positions run the gamut from
    policymakers to advisors to supervisors to implementers.          We also
    leave it to the court on remand to resolve codefendants Gadea-
    Rivera, Diez de Andino, Vescovacci-Nazario, and Flores-Cortés's
    argument that they had no personal involvement in any alleged
    constitutional violation, as required by section 1983.
    district court so that we can get a fuller picture of what Puerto
    Rico law says. See 
    Kearns, 663 F.3d at 1181-82
    .
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    So a vacate and remand on this claim it is — but before
    we shift our focus to plaintiffs' next claim, we wish to make one
    thing crystal clear:      although Patel does not apply in this case
    (because of the qualified-immunity overlay), we note that the law
    governing administrative searches continues to develop and that
    the bench and bar must be on the look for situations where Patel
    does hold sway.
    Due-Process Claim
    Plaintiffs believe defendants violated their federal
    due-process rights by not giving them hearings before seizing the
    AEMs.   Again asserting qualified immunity, defendants counter that
    they had to act quickly — because the AEMs "appeared to be
    operating    illegally"   —   and   that    meaningful   postdeprivation
    remedies are all the process that is due.
    We begin with the basics.      Normally due process requires
    notice and a hearing of some sort before the government takes away
    property — the state, in other words, usually must say what it
    intends to do and then give affected persons the chance to speak
    out against it.    See, e.g., Zinermon v. Burch, 
    494 U.S. 113
    , 132
    (1990); S. Commons Condo. Ass'n v. Charlie Arment Trucking, Inc.,
    
    775 F.3d 82
    , 85-86 (1st Cir. 2014).        "Normally" and "usually" are
    words that suggest exceptions.      And that is the case in this corner
    of the law, because due process is a "flexible" concept not
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    governed by any "[r]igid taxonomy."     See respectively Morrissey v.
    Brewer, 
    408 U.S. 471
    , 481 (1972); González-Droz v. González-Colón,
    
    660 F.3d 1
    , 13 (1st Cir. 2011); see also Cafeteria & Rest. Workers
    Union v. McElroy, 
    367 U.S. 886
    , 895 (1961); San Gerónimo Caribe
    Project, Inc. v. Acevedo–Vilá, 
    687 F.3d 465
    , 488 (1st Cir. 2012)
    (en banc); Elena v. Municipality of San Juan, 
    677 F.3d 1
    , 9 (1st
    Cir. 2012).   As a for-instance, one exception (the one defendants
    rely on) is that the state need not give preseizure process if
    (a) doing so would defeat the point of the seizure — like when the
    property could be moved, concealed, or destroyed if advance notice
    is given — and (b) there is adequate postseizure process.        See
    Calero-Toledo v. Pearson Yacht Leasing Co., 
    416 U.S. 663
    , 679-80
    (1974); see also 
    Zinermon, 494 U.S. at 132
    ; Mathews v. Eldridge,
    
    424 U.S. 319
    , 335 (1976); S. Commons Condo. 
    Ass'n, 775 F.3d at 86
    .
    Plaintiffs' right to preseizure process — an issue on
    which they bear the burden, see, e.g., Aponte-Torres v. Univ. of
    P.R., 
    445 F.3d 50
    , 56 (1st Cir. 2006) — turns on whether the pined-
    for process is a reasonable requirement to impose.          And that
    requires comparing the benefit of the procedural protection sought
    — which involves the value of the property interest at issue and
    the probability of mistaken deprivations if the protection is not
    provided — with the cost of the protection; this is known in legal
    circles as the Mathews test.    See, e.g., United States v. James
    - 37 -
    Daniel    Good    Real   Prop.,        
    510 U.S. 43
    ,    53    (1993)   (discussing
    Mathews); Clukey v. Town of Camden, 
    717 F.3d 52
    , 59-60 (1st Cir.
    2013) (ditto).        Dooming plaintiffs' due-process claim is their
    failure to say anything on this all-important test, giving us zero
    case analysis to help us see how this benefit/cost comparison would
    shake out.       What they have done is not the type of serious effort
    needed on a complex issue — especially when their briefs present
    a slew of other legally intricate claims.                  And we will not do their
    work for them.        See, e.g., United States v. Zannino, 
    895 F.2d 1
    ,
    17   (1st   Cir.    1990).        So    their      complaint      about    not   getting
    preseizure process is waived. See, e.g., Rodríguez v. Municipality
    of San Juan, 
    659 F.3d 168
    , 175-76 (1st Cir. 2011).
    Ever persistent, plaintiffs have a fallback position:
    even if the postseizure remedy they invoked (challenging the
    seizures in commonwealth court) is all the process due them, the
    AEMs' poor condition (missing games, torn cables, etc.) has left
    them unable to prove the AEMs' legality — meaning (the theory goes)
    that     defendants      robbed    them       of    their        due-process     rights.
    Plaintiffs' argument goes nowhere, and fast, because they point us
    to no competent evidence (like an affidavit) showing that the AEMs'
    condition has kept (or will keep) them from having meaningful
    postseizure hearings — a foundation-less allegation in their brief
    certainly is not evidence.              See, e.g., Tropigas de P.R., Inc. v.
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    Certain Underwriters at Lloyd's of London, 
    637 F.3d 53
    , 56 (1st
    Cir. 2011) (making clear that "we afford no evidentiary weight to
    'conclusory    allegations,          empty     rhetoric,     [or]   unsupported
    speculation, or evidence'" (quoting Rogan v. City of Boston, 
    267 F.3d 24
    , 27 (1st Cir. 2001))); see also generally Kelly v. United
    States, 
    924 F.2d 355
    , 357 (1st Cir. 1991) (pointing out that
    "[r]hetoric, unsupported by facts, remains only rhetoric, even if
    stridently proclaimed").       To move beyond summary judgment on this
    fallback theory, plaintiffs had to back up their allegation with
    evidence that creates a material dispute requiring trial.                 But all
    they have given us is an allegation, which (again) does not cut
    it.   See, e.g., Tropigas de P.R., 
    Inc., 637 F.3d at 56
    .
    Please take note, though: we are deeply (repeat, deeply)
    troubled by the damage done to the confiscated machines.                 And the
    parties   should    know    that   we     might   have   reached    a   different
    conclusion on the due-process question if plaintiffs had not waived
    the argument by failing to develop it.
    Equal-Protection Claim
    We turn then to plaintiffs' equal-protection claim,
    which in essence is this:            Puig-Morales fined them but not the
    establishment owners over the illegal AEMs, the intention being to
    punish plaintiffs for opposing the installation of video-lottery
    terminals,    his   pet    project    —   a   plain-as-day    equal-protection
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    violation, plaintiffs conclude.         Defendants fight tooth and nail
    against this argument, spending a good deal of time trying to
    persuade us that the AEM owners and the establishment owners aren't
    sufficiently similar to require equal treatment.
    All   agree   that    equal-protection     principles    require
    government actors to treat like persons alike.        See, e.g., Aponte-
    Ramos v. Álvarez-Rubio, 
    783 F.3d 905
    , 908 (1st Cir. 2015).             All
    agree that — given the equal-protection theory they have picked —
    to get past summary judgment, plaintiffs must show selective
    treatment "compared with others similarly situated . . . based on
    impermissible considerations," like "intent to inhibit or punish
    the exercise of constitutional rights, or malicious or bad faith
    intent to injure a person."          Rubinovitz v. Rogato, 
    60 F.3d 906
    ,
    909–10 (1st Cir. 1995) (quoting Yerardi's Moody St. Rest. & Lounge
    v. Bd. of Selectman, 
    878 F.2d 16
    , 21 (1st Cir. 1989)); see also
    
    Aponte-Ramos, 783 F.3d at 908
    ; Barrington Cove Ltd. P'ship v. R.I.
    Hous. & Mortg. Fin. Corp., 
    246 F.3d 1
    , 7 (1st Cir. 2001).          And all
    agree that to carry their burden on the similarly-situated front,
    "plaintiffs must show an extremely high degree of similarity
    between   themselves    and    the    persons   to   whom   they   compare
    themselves."    Cordi-Allen v. Conlon, 
    494 F.3d 245
    , 251 (1st Cir.
    2007) (quoting Clubside, Inc. v. Valentin, 
    468 F.3d 144
    , 159 (2d
    Cir. 2006)).     A precise correlation is not necessary, though
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    plaintiffs must muster "sufficient proof on the relevant aspects
    of the comparison to warrant a reasonable inference of substantial
    similarity."       
    Id. (adding that
    while "normally" the similarly-
    situated determination is "grist for the jury's mill," a judge can
    dispose of an equal-protection claim via summary judgment if
    plaintiffs fail to shoulder their burden on this critical issue).
    Plaintiffs       stumble     on     the    substantial-similarity
    requirement — i.e., that they show a satisfactory comparator who
    was similarly situated and yet treated differently.                      The pivot-
    point of their argument is the idea that Puig-Morales acted
    maliciously by fining them as punishment for not backing his pet
    project.24        Given    their    theory,    and   keeping   in   mind        that    a
    comparator must be similarly situated in "all relevant respects,"
    
    id. at 251,
       the     appropriate   similarly-situated         pool    must       be
    composed of people who should have been fined for the (supposedly)
    illegal AEMs (with the different treatment being leniency for those
    who   didn't      oppose    the    project,    plaintiffs   argue    —     at    least
    24 A quick aside:    Plaintiffs' equal-protection argument comes
    dangerously close to being a mere rehash of the speech-retaliation
    claim (which we discuss in a minute). And we remind the bench and
    bar that an equal-protection claim that merely restates a First-
    Amendment claim should be considered under the First Amendment.
    See, e.g., 
    Aponte-Ramos, 783 F.3d at 908
    n.4; Uphoff Figueroa v.
    Alejandro, 
    597 F.3d 423
    , 430 n.8 (1st Cir. 2010).
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    implicitly). As for their suggestion that the establishment owners
    populate the similarly-situated pool, we see a serious problem:
    Plaintiffs never develop the legal basis for concluding
    that Puig-Morales could have fined the establishment owners.     As
    we mentioned many pages ago, a Puerto Rico statute provides that
    "[t]he Secretary shall impose an administrative fine on the owner
    of not less than five thousand dollars ($5,000) nor more than ten
    thousand dollars ($10,000) for each violation" of the Games of
    Chance Act.25 15 L.P.R.A. § 84a(a). "Secretary" means the Treasury
    secretary.   15 L.P.R.A. § 82a(c).   And "[o]wner" means the "person
    who owns the adult entertainment machine."    15 L.P.R.A. § 82a(f).
    Not a word in section 84a(a) says that the secretary can fine
    establishment owners.26   And plaintiffs never stop to confront this
    provision — they never explain, for example, how the secretary can
    fine establishment owners in the face of that section.27   Litigants
    25Puig-Morales clearly alluded to this section at his deposition
    when he explained how he had told agents to fine AEM owners "five
    thousand dollars, per machine," which, he added, is "the lesser
    amount."
    26Again, for all intents and purposes, plaintiffs treat AEM owners
    and establishment owners as mutually exclusive groups.
    27 A different provision of the Games of Chance Act — section
    84a(b)(1) — talks about fines for "[e]very" AEM owner "or any other
    person, operator, or attendant in a business or establishment"
    convicted of introducing illegal machines. The fines range from
    $200 to $400 for the first conviction, and $300 to $500 for the
    second. "[P]erson[s]" convicted of other offenses under the act
    "shall" be fined too, with the maximum "fixed penalty" being
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    should know by now that it is not for us "to create arguments for
    someone who has not made them" or even "to assemble them from
    assorted hints and references scattered throughout the brief."
    Yeomalakis v. FDIC, 
    562 F.3d 56
    , 61 (1st Cir. 2009).                 Clearly then,
    any argument tied to Puig-Morales's fining powers is waived.                    See,
    e.g., 
    Rodríguez, 659 F.3d at 175-76
    .
    The upshot is that plaintiffs have not carried their
    burden   of    proving     substantial      similarity.         So   their    equal-
    protection claim is a no-go.
    Speech-Retaliation Claim
    That    takes     us   to     Rivera-Corraliza's        claim     that
    defendants seized PJ Entertainment's AEMs as payback for his
    speaking out about Puig-Morales's vendetta against AEM owners.                    To
    get   anywhere       he   of   course    must    show   that   his    exercise   of
    constitutionally-protected              speech    was    a     "substantial"      or
    "motivating factor" behind defendants' actions.                      See González-
    
    Droz, 660 F.3d at 16
    .            "[C]lose" temporal proximity between a
    plaintiff's protected activity and the state's retaliatory conduct
    can "raise an inference of causation."              See 
    id. at 16-17.
           The key
    word in that last sentence (at least so far as this case is
    concerned) is "close."          See 
    id. at 17
    (discussing caselaw holding
    $1,000.   See 15 L.P.R.A. § 84a(b)(3).                  Plaintiffs develop no
    argument based on these provisions.
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    a several month's gap between protected speech and supposedly
    retaliatory conduct insufficient to prove causation).
    Rivera-Corraliza thinks close proximity exists here,
    saying in his opening brief that he continued calling Puig-Morales
    out in the press through "the beginning of 2010" — and, remember,
    defendants started grabbing PJ Entertainment's AEMs in February
    2010.   But Rivera-Corraliza does not identify any record facts to
    support    his    (completely     conclusory)     proximity    assertion.
    Basically he invites us either to treat what he says as true or to
    comb the record without his help to confirm his story.         We decline
    the invitation.    See Rodríguez–Machado v. Shinseki, 
    700 F.3d 48
    ,
    50 (1st Cir.     2012) (per curiam) (reminding everyone that we
    appellate "[j]udges are not like pigs, hunting for truffles buried
    in" the record (alteration in original) (internal quotation marks
    omitted)). His claim is therefore waived. See, e.g., Metro. Prop.
    & Cas. Ins. Co. v. Shan Trac, Inc., 
    324 F.3d 20
    , 26 (1st Cir. 2003)
    (citing 
    Zannino, 895 F.2d at 17
    ).
    Local-Law Claims
    One last issue.      Because we vacate the entry of summary
    judgment   on    the   search-and-seizure       claim   and   remand   for
    proceedings in line with this opinion, the district court should
    reinstate the local-law claims.       See 
    Rodríguez, 659 F.3d at 181
    -
    82 (1st Cir. 2011).    If the court again jettisons the search-and-
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    seizure claim before trial, it of course can reassess whether to
    keep jurisdiction over the local-law claims.   See 
    id. at 182.
    Final Words
    For the reasons recorded above, we vacate the summary
    judgment on the search-and-seizure and local-law claims and remand
    for proceedings consistent with what we have said.   We affirm in
    all other respects.
    No costs to either side.
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