United States v. Jones , 748 F.3d 64 ( 2014 )


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  •           United States Court of Appeals
    For the First Circuit
    No. 13-1157
    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
    Appellee,
    v.
    DONALD J. JONES III, a/k/a Don Juan,
    Defendant, Appellant.
    APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF RHODE ISLAND
    [Hon. William E. Smith, U.S. District Judge]
    Before
    Torruella, Howard, and Thompson,
    Circuit Judges.
    Jonathan G. Mermin, with whom Preti, Flaherty, Beliveau &
    Pachios, LLP was on brief, for appellant.
    Donald C. Lockhart, Assistant United States Attorney, with
    whom Peter F. Neronha, United States Attorney, was on brief, for
    appellee.
    April 30, 2014
    THOMPSON, Circuit Judge.
    PREFACE
    In today's appeal — which seems like something straight
    out of Dateline NBC's old "To Catch a Predator" series — Donald J.
    Jones III attacks his convictions and life sentences for federal
    crimes related to his efforts to have sex with a child.      He must
    settle for a partial victory, however, as we affirm his convictions
    but vacate his life sentences.    And because our vacating his life
    terms undoes a big part of the judge's sentencing schematic, a
    resentencing on the other counts is appropriate too.
    HOW THE CASE GOT HERE
    We start with the facts, viewed in the light most
    compatible with the guilty verdicts.      See, e.g., United States v.
    Kinsella, 
    622 F.3d 75
    , 77 (1st Cir. 2010) (citing United States v.
    Bunchan, 
    580 F.3d 66
    , 67 (1st Cir. 2009)); United States v.
    Mercado, 
    412 F.3d 243
    , 245 (1st Cir. 2005).
    (a)
    A Predator on the Prowl
    In 2011 Jones signed up for an account at motherless.com,
    an internet pornography site.    Picking "donjuan045" as his screen
    name, Jones posted on his profile page a photo of a young girl
    holding a penis, with something that looked like semen on her face
    and hands.1    "I am into young," read his message, "look[ing] for
    1
    We apologize for the graphic details in this opinion.
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    white mothers and fathers who have young and would like to see
    their daughters get parted by a normal to moderate sized black
    pole."     (Emphasis in original.)      "Wanting a real meeting," he
    added.
    A couple days later a postal inspector named Jay Stern
    spotted Jones's postings.    Posing as "Jim Stuart," Stern chatted
    with Jones online via motherless.com's messaging system. "Hi,
    friend," Stern wrote.     "I've got a daughter.    Maybe we can work
    something out."     "Where are you from and how old?" Jones wrote
    back.    "Rhode Island," Stern responded, adding that his "daughter"
    was "eight, almost nine."     We put "daughter" in quotes this last
    time because she is fictitious, though Jones did not know this
    then.     Would "I get a chance to touch her or just look at her?"
    Jones wanted to know.    "I would be so gentle and kind to her," he
    promised, "and would come bearing gifts."       Continuing with this
    theme, he wrote a bit later that he was "a lover of all girls
    little.    Don't want to hurt.    Want to love."   He suggested that
    they all meet at a "[h]otel up your way," preferably "around the
    end of school or maybe before so you can go on summer vacation and
    I will have loved her by then."      And he eventually gave Stern his
    email address and cellphone number.
    Stern was not the only person Jones chatted with online
    at motherless.com, by the way.       For example, having joined the
    site's forum called "Very Cute Only," Jones was asked, "what is the
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    youngest you will fuck??"2             He wrote, "i wont go below 5 not
    definite but a fairbase line."
    Over the next two weeks, Jones and Stern emailed and
    called each other a lot.        During their conversations Jones bragged
    about his prior sexual contact with very young girls (one as young
    as four).      He also bragged about his cache of child pornography,
    describing some of what he had as "absolutely mouth watering." And
    he emailed some child-pornography videos to Stern too.
    After much discussion, the men settled on a plan.       Jones
    would       travel   by   bus   from    Pennsylvania    to   Rhode   Island.
    Rendezvousing with Stern and his daughter, the trio would then
    check into a hotel, where Jones would perform sex acts on the girl
    over the course of several days.              Stern would watch and perhaps
    film what Jones did — "close up" shots only, the men agreed, "[n]o
    face" shots.
    With the date for their get-together fast approaching,
    Jones asked for and got a chance to talk to Stern's daughter
    (played by another officer) over the phone. "I sent you something"
    and "[y]ou should have it really, really soon," Jones told her.
    What he was referring to was some clothing he had sent her, gifts
    intended to make her feel comfortable around him, apparently.            He
    also promised Stern that he would bring "something sexy for her to
    2
    As an "fyi," we reproduce communications as written, typos
    and all — having given this heads-up, we will not weigh the opinion
    down with "sics."
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    wear" when he came up. And he emailed Stern some child-pornography
    videos for her to watch, presumably to make her think that what
    they were about to do was totally normal.    One video in particular
    would do the trick, he said, and he gushed at the possibility of
    reenacting a scene or two with her.     On top of all that, he sent
    Stern a poem that he had penned for her.     It read:
    Roses are red
    and candy is sweet
    I can't wait to get there
    To tickle you little feet
    To give you a hug
    And share time with you
    To see a smile on your face
    There's nothing I wouldn't do
    The symbol of Peace
    Is what brings us together
    But it's the love that we share
    That keeps us forever
    And knowing that in time
    So much we will share
    And if you ever need me
    Call me and I'll be there.
    (b)
    Arrest and Indictment
    When Jones later boarded a bus bound for Rhode Island,
    little did he know what lay in store.    An undercover agent hopped
    on in New York and sat directly behind him.     Jones was in a good
    mood, the agent later said.   "Very, very talkative."    The agent,
    for example, overheard Jones's side of a phone conversation with
    someone (presumably Stern) discussing how he had the "evening
    wear."   As the bus neared Providence, it drove by the hotel where
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    Jones had booked a room for his meet-up with Stern and Stern's
    daughter.    The agent then heard Jones ask the driver to pull over
    so he could get off.    But the driver kept on driving.
    Agents arrested Jones the second he got off the bus in
    Providence.    Searches of Jones and his backpack turned up (among
    other things) a sheer child-size nightgown and panties, a get-up
    looking like something right off the racks of Frederick's of
    Hollywood; a USB thumb drive containing child pornography; and a
    smartphone containing Stern's number and email address (saved under
    the name "Jim"), plus more child pornography.           Twelve child-
    pornography files on Jones's thumb drive and another on his
    smartphone matched ones that he had sent to Stern.            Damning
    evidence, for sure.
    After officers advised him of his Miranda rights3 and
    obtained his waiver, Jones gave a lengthy statement.4       Trying to
    explain what brought him to Rhode Island, Jones said that Stern —
    a man he did not know — had "hit me up on my email."    "He's talking
    about having sex with his kid," Jones stressed, and "I wanted to
    see what he was really about."    Jones did concede that Stern had
    talked "about possibly me having sex with his daughter." But Jones
    wanted no part of that, and after completing his factfinding
    3
    See Miranda v. Arizona, 
    384 U.S. 436
    (1966).
    4
    The judge admitted a recording and       transcript    of   the
    interview into evidence without objection.
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    mission, all he planned on doing was a little sightseeing around
    Providence — or so he said. Critically, Jones admitted that he had
    (a) opened the motherless.com account, posting the photo of the
    young girl (no older than "10, 11," he said) holding a penis, with
    ejaculate on her face and hands; (b) started communicating with
    Stern through motherless.com; (c) "probably" posted the message
    about       his    willingness   to   have   sex   with   girls   five   and   up;
    (d) gotten child pornography "left and right" from a guy named
    "Eduardo"; (e) emailed Stern more than 10 child-pornography videos;
    (f) booked the hotel room; (g) mailed Stern clothes for his
    daughter; and (h) downloaded child pornography to the thumb drive
    that he had on him — "stuff" to show Stern's "kid," he conceded.
    As for the other motherless.com posting — "look[ing] for white
    mothers and fathers who have young and would like to see their
    daughters get parted by a normal to moderate sized black pole" —
    Jones suggested that someone else "could have put that there."
    Soon a grand jury indicted Jones, charging him with
    crossing a state line with intent to engage in a sex act with a
    person under the age of 12 (count 1);5 using the internet — a
    facility of interstate commerce — to persuade a person under 18 to
    engage in a sex act for which he could be charged with the criminal
    offense of child molestation under Rhode Island law (count 2);6
    5
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2241(c).
    6
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2422(b).
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    traveling in interstate commerce to engage in a sex act with a
    minor (count 3);7 transporting child pornography in interstate
    commerce     (count   4);8   possessing    child   pornography   distributed
    through interstate commerce (count 5);9 and committing the crimes
    alleged in counts 1-3 while being required to register as a sex
    offender (count 6).10        Jones pleaded not guilty and proceeded to
    trial.
    (c)
    Conviction and Sentence
    The parties dueled below over the admissibility of a
    certified document showing Jones's 1993 New Jersey conviction for
    aggravated sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child.
    The judge had earlier granted the government's in limine motion to
    introduce     that    document,   finding   the    evidence   relevant,   not
    unfairly prejudicial, and admissible under Fed. R. Evid. 414
    (titled "Similar Crimes in Child-Molestation Cases").11             And the
    judge stood by his decision at trial.              A New Jersey probation
    officer then testified that the victim there was nine years old and
    7
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2423(b).
    8
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2252(a)(1).
    9
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2252(a)(4)(B).
    10
    See 18 U.S.C. § 2260A.
    11
    Broadly speaking, Rule 414 makes evidence of the defendant's
    previous child-molestation crimes potentially admissible, even if
    the evidence's only relevance is to his propensity to commit child
    molestation. More on this in a bit.
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    that Jones still had to register as a sex offender in 2011.
    Confronted with this and the other evidence against him, Jones
    tried to fight back during his lawyer's closing (he presented no
    evidence and never moved for a judgment of acquittal).       Anyone
    truly intending to have sex with a child would have acted more
    slyly, his lawyer told the jury — "you don't" give out your "phone
    number," for example.    Jones "was a registered sex offender," his
    lawyer added.   "Do you think he is going to leave a trail that goes
    to his front door," like the prosecution "says he did?"   No one "is
    that dumb," defense counsel insisted. And as for the trip to Rhode
    Island, all Jones wanted was "to find out what's going on."     The
    jury bought none of defense counsel's theories, however, and
    convicted Jones on all counts.
    Some months later the judge sentenced Jones to life plus
    10 years in prison.     This is how he got there:   he imposed life
    terms on counts 1-2, a 30-year term on count 3, a 40-year term on
    count 4, a 20-year term on count 5, and a 10-year term on count 6
    — with the sentences on counts 1-5 running concurrently with each
    other, and the sentence on count 6 running consecutively with the
    sentences on counts 1-3.
    Having set the stage, we now tackle the issues presented
    on appeal, adding further details as needed.
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    ISSUES AND RULINGS
    Unhappy   with   the     outcome   below,   Jones   contests   the
    admissibility of the prior-conviction evidence, the validity of the
    count-6 conviction under § 2260A, and the legality of the life
    sentences.    The government puts up a strong fight on the first two
    fronts. But it basically stands shoulder-to-shoulder with Jones on
    the sentencing issue, agreeing that we must toss the life terms.
    And if we do that, the government adds, then we should let the
    judge "reassess" the sentences on the other counts — a suggestion
    that Jones seconds.
    (a)
    The Prior-Conviction Evidence
    Jones   thinks    that    the    judge   stumbled   in   admitting
    evidence of the 1993 New Jersey conviction.               His thesis has two
    facets:   first, that Rule 414 requires an actual child victim —
    and, he reminds us, there was none here; and second, that the
    evidence was irrelevant for counts 4-5 and unfairly prejudiced his
    defense of counts 1-3, see Fed. R. Evid. 401, 402, and 403.
    Because he débuts his actual-child-victim claim on appeal, we
    review it only for plain error — a very stiff standard that
    requires him to show "error, plainness, prejudice to [him] and the
    threat of a miscarriage of justice."              United States v. Torres-
    Rosario, 
    658 F.3d 110
    , 116 (1st Cir. 2011); see also United States
    v. Acosta-Colon, 
    741 F.3d 179
    , 192 (1st Cir. 2013); United States
    v. Batchu, 
    724 F.3d 1
    , 7 n.4 (1st Cir. 2013).               He did, however,
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    raise the irrelevance and unfair-prejudice claims below, so we
    review this part of his thesis for abuse of discretion, see United
    States v. Polanco, 
    634 F.3d 39
    , 44 (1st Cir. 2011) — which means we
    can reverse only "if no reasonable person could agree with the
    judge's ruling," United States v. Maldonado, 
    708 F.3d 38
    , 42 (1st
    Cir. 2013).   Ultimately, though, his theory is not a winning one,
    for reasons we now explain.
    (1)
    A Quick Evidence Primer
    Evidence is admissible only if relevant, probative, and
    not unfairly prejudicial.     See Fed. R. Evid. 401, 402, 403.   We
    oversimplify slightly, but the basics are there.      Moving on, we
    note that when the evidence is evidence of a defendant's other
    crimes, it is typically inadmissible to show his propensity for
    crime.   See Fed. R. Evid. 404(b).   We say "typically" because Rule
    414 — like its comrades-in-arms, Rule 413 ("Similar Crimes in
    Sexual-Assault Cases") and Rule 415 ("Similar Acts in Civil Cases
    Involving Sexual Assault or Child Molestation") — overrides the ban
    on propensity inferences in a specific situation.    See Martínez v.
    Cui, 
    608 F.3d 54
    , 59 (1st Cir. 2010).   "In a criminal case in which
    a defendant is accused of child molestation," Rule 414 says, "the
    court may admit evidence that the defendant committed any other
    child molestation."    Fed. R. Evid. 414(a).      Importantly, this
    "evidence may be considered on any matter to which it is relevant."
    
    Id. A "child"
    is anyone under 14, the Rule adds.    Fed. R. Evid.
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    414(d)(1).    And "child molestation" includes a kaleidoscopic array
    of acts constituting crimes under a variety of federal and state
    statutes — e.g., "any conduct prohibited by 18 U.S.C. chapter 109A
    and committed with a child" and "any conduct prohibited under 18
    U.S.C. chapter 110" — as well as attempt or conspiracy to commit
    those crimes.     Fed. R. Evid. 414(d)(2).
    (2)
    Actual Child Victim
    As for whether Rule 414 requires an actual child victim,
    Jones does not cite — and we cannot find — any case, anywhere,
    addressing the issue, let alone deciding it in his favor.      Given
    this state of affairs, we are worlds away from a plain error —
    i.e., an error that is indisputable.    See United States v. Marcus,
    
    560 U.S. 258
    , 262 (2010); see also Cheshire Med. Center v. W.R.
    Grace & Co., 
    49 F.3d 26
    , 31 (1st Cir. 1995) (finding no plain error
    where (among other things) "no decision cited to us, and none of
    which we are aware," showed the obviousness of the supposed error).
    Things might be different if Rule 414's language clearly
    supported Jones's position.       See United States v. Caraballo-
    Rodriguez, 
    480 F.3d 62
    , 70 (1st Cir. 2007). Unfortunately for him,
    it does not.
    Pouncing on the Rule's opening clause — "In a criminal
    case in which a defendant is accused of child molestation" — Jones
    argues that "child" there must mean a real child.      Ditto for the
    word "child" in the section saying that child molestation includes
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    acts criminalized by "chapter 109A" of title 18 "and committed with
    a child."    Surely "child" there must mean an actual child too, he
    insists. The government responds with a number of reasons why that
    is just not so.      Its big one is that Rule 414 only requires an
    attempt or conspiracy, which, it adds, undermines any notion that
    the Rule demands a completed crime with a real-life child victim.
    We need not take sides, however.          At best for Jones, there is a
    reasonable dispute about what the fought-over phrases mean — and
    that devastates his position, because (as we said a second ago) an
    error open to reasonable dispute is not plain error.            See, e.g.,
    
    Marcus, 560 U.S. at 262
    .
    Just to be clear:      We are not saying that the judge's
    Rule 414 edict is error.      Nor are we saying that it is not error.
    All we are saying is that if there was error, it is not "plain."
    (3)
    Relevance and Unfair Prejudice
    We can make quick work of Jones's claim that the judge
    should not have admitted the prior-conviction evidence because (to
    his mind, at least) it "was irrelevant" to counts 4-5 (the ones
    dealing     with   the   transportation    and   distribution   of   child
    pornography).       Essentially,    and   helpfully,   he   concedes   the
    evidence's relevance to counts 1-3 and 6.         That means game, set,
    and match to the government on this issue, for we know of no case
    — and Jones cites none — suggesting that evidence must be relevant
    to all counts.      See generally United States v. Morris, 532 F.2d
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    436, 444 (5th Cir. 1976) (stressing that the court was "aware of no
    rule of law declaring that in order to be admissible on one count
    of an indictment, evidence must be relevant on all counts").                  All
    things       considered,   we   cannot    say   that   the   judge   abused   his
    discretion on the relevance question.
    We turn, then, to the unfair-prejudice issue.           Rule 403
    (for those not in the know) lets a judge exclude relevant evidence
    if   "its     probative    value   is    substantially   outweighed"     by   its
    unfairly prejudicial nature.            Unfairly prejudicial means "an undue
    tendency to suggest decision on an improper basis, commonly, though
    not necessarily, an emotional one."              Fed. R. Evid. 403 advisory
    committee's note.
    Jones complains first that evidence of his New Jersey
    conviction merely encouraged the jury to infer that he had a
    propensity to act like a "child molester," something that he
    believes is at odds with Rules 404(b) and 403.                 Not true.      Yes,
    evidence offered under Rule 414 must still pass muster under Rule
    403.        See 
    Martínez, 608 F.3d at 60-61
    .           But when tackling the
    problem, judges must be ever mindful that Rule 414 removes Rule
    404(b)'s blanket ban on propensity inferences in child-molestation
    cases. See 
    id. at 60.12
    And because Rule 414 flags this propensity
    12
    Martínez is a Rule 415 case. 
    Id. But what
    we said there
    applies here. See 
    id. at 59
    (explaining that Congress's "purpose"
    in drafting Rules 413, 414, and 415 "was to supersede Rule 404(b)'s
    prohibition on evidence of like conduct showing propensity in
    sexual assault cases").
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    inference as proper, we cannot brand the inference as unfairly
    prejudicial under Rule 403.      See United States v. Rogers, 
    587 F.3d 816
    , 822 (7th Cir. 2009) (quoted favorably in Martínez).
    Readers take note, please.       Even if no unfair prejudice
    arises solely because the evidence rests on propensity, that hardly
    means that there are no dangers to watch out for.           See 
    id. The evidence
    could still cause the jury to condemn a defendant based on
    passion or bias, for example, which is a no-no.         See, e.g., Old
    Chief v. United States, 
    519 U.S. 172
    , 180 (1997).       Think of a jury
    that uses that evidence to convict because it is disgusted by the
    defendant's criminal past rather than convinced that he did the
    crime charged.   See 
    id. Or think
    of a jury that — unsure of guilt
    — convicts anyway because it believes the other-crimes evidence
    shows the defendant is an evildoer who must be locked up.13 See 
    id. Jones makes
    a passing attempt to raise the specter of passion or
    prejudice, noting in a case parenthetical tucked in his brief that
    neither of these emotions is a proper basis for conviction.           But
    after telling jurors that they could draw a propensity inference
    (whether to do so was up to them), the judge stressed that the
    government "has the burden of proving that [Jones] committed each
    of   the   elements   of   the   offense"   involved   in   the   current
    "indictment."    And he reminded them that Jones was "not on trial
    13
    It goes without saying — but we say it anyway — that our
    list is illustrative rather than exhaustive.
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    for any act, conduct, or offense that was not charged in the
    indictment."     Jones says not a word about this, never explaining
    why the judge's comments were not enough to neutralize any risk of
    unfair prejudice, for example.         As things stand, then, Jones's
    passion or bias surmise is a no-go. See generally United States v.
    Mehanna, 
    735 F.3d 32
    , 64 (1st Cir. 2013) (finding no reason to
    think "that the verdict was the result of passion or prejudice,"
    given how the judge (among other things) "gave the jury suitably
    prophylactic instructions").
    The bottom line is that we see no abuse of discretion in
    the judge's handling of this aspect of the case.          And so we press
    on.
    (b)
    The § 2260A Conviction
    Jones grouses that his count-6 conviction (committing a
    particular    felony   crime   involving   a   minor   while   required   to
    register as a sex offender) cannot stand because, he says, the
    statute of conviction — 18 U.S.C. § 2260A — demands an actual child
    victim.   He never raised this theory below in any context, like in
    a motion alleging a defective indictment, see Fed. R. Crim. P.
    12(b)(3)(B), or in a motion claiming insufficient trial evidence,
    see Fed. R. Crim. P. 29.       And we cannot tell what the basis is for
    his challenge here. If it is a defective indictment — and assuming
    for argument's sake that this type of attack remains open — he must
    show plain error to get anywhere.          See, e.g., United States v.
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    Troy, 
    618 F.3d 27
    , 34 (1st Cir. 2010).                     But if instead it is
    insufficient evidence, he must vault over the "clear and gross
    injustice" hurdle too. See, e.g., 
    Acosta-Colon, 741 F.3d at 192-93
    (explaining that "the already high bar for plain error becomes even
    higher        when     dealing   with   an    unpreserved    sufficiency-of-the-
    evidence" challenge, "requiring a criminal defendant to show a
    clear        and    gross   injustice   for    reversal"    (internal   quotations
    omitted)).           He has made neither showing, however.
    Reduced to its essentials, § 2260A makes it a felony for
    a person required to register as a sex offender to commit certain
    sex crimes "involving a minor," including crimes under §§ 2241,
    2422, and 2423 — remember, the jury convicted Jones of violating
    §§ 2241(c), 2422(b), and 2423(b).14 Jones reads "involving a minor"
    to mean involving a real minor.               We have not spoken on the issue.
    But the Eleventh Circuit has, the government is quick to point out,
    14
    Section 2260A provides:
    Whoever, being required by Federal or other law to
    register as a sex offender, commits a felony offense
    involving a minor under section 1201, 1466A, 1470, 1591,
    2241, 2242, 2243, 2244, 2245, 2251, 2251A, 2260, 2421,
    2422, 2423, or 2425, shall be sentenced to a term of
    imprisonment of 10 years in addition to the imprisonment
    imposed for the offense under that provision.        The
    sentence imposed under this section shall be consecutive
    to any sentence imposed for the offense under that
    provision.
    Section 2260A is part of chapter 110, which defines "minor" as
    anyone under 18. See 18 U.S.C. § 2256(1).
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    citing United States v. Slaughter, 
    708 F.3d 1208
    , 1214-16 (11th
    Cir. 2013).15
    Relying on its circuit's law, Slaughter noted that a
    § 2422(b) conviction for attempted enticement does not require an
    actual child victim.     
    See 708 F.3d at 1215
    (discussing United
    States v. Root, 
    296 F.3d 1222
    , 1227-28 (11th Cir. 2002)).      And so,
    Slaughter added, a § 2260A conviction does not require an actual
    child victim either, at least when that conviction is based on a
    § 2422 violation.    
    See 708 F.3d at 1215
    .      Slaughter drew comfort
    from the fact that chapter 110 uses the phrase "actual minor" three
    times, in 18 U.S.C. §§ 2252A(a)(3)(B)(ii), (c)(2), and (e), but not
    in § 2260A — showing, Slaughter said, that Congress knows how to
    add the "actual minor" language when it wants to.      
    See 708 F.3d at 1215
    -16.   Slaughter also emphasized how its conclusion jibed with
    the purpose behind these laws, which is to protect children from
    sex predators.      
    Id. at 1216.
        Surely Congress could not have
    intended to let repeat sex offenders off simply because they
    "enticed somebody [they] believed to be a child, rather than an
    actual child," Slaughter concluded.       
    Id. Turning back
    to our case, we point out the judge's jury
    charge — unobjected-to below and unchallenged here — said a couple
    15
    Slaughter came down after Jones's trial. But we determine
    an error's plainness by considering the law as it exists on appeal.
    Henderson v. United States, 
    133 S. Ct. 1121
    , 1124-25, 1127-29
    (2013).
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    of important things:         first, that none of the predicate offenses —
    §§ 2241(c), 2422(b), and 2423(b) — "require[s] that an actual child
    exists"; and second, that the jury had to find beyond a reasonable
    doubt that Jones committed at least one of these crimes while
    required to register as a sex offender.                 Whether right or wrong
    (and    we   express   no    opinion,      one   way    or   the   other),   these
    instructions    are    the    law   for    our   case    because   they   are   not
    "patently incorrect," given decisions from other circuits (we have
    not ruled on the actual-child issue).16                See, e.g., United States
    v. D'Amico, 
    496 F.3d 95
    , 102 n.6 (1st Cir. 2007), vacated on other
    grounds, 
    552 U.S. 1173
    (2008).            And when combined with Slaughter's
    holding that § 2260A does not require an actual victim if the
    predicate crime does not (the only on-point holding from any
    court), Jones cannot show either a "plain" error, see 
    Batchu, 724 F.3d at 9-10
    , or a "clear and gross" injustice, see 
    Acosta-Colon, 741 F.3d at 193
    (describing how hard it is to meet that "souped-up
    standard").
    Desperate for a way around the problem, Jones spends a
    lot of time arguing that Slaughter is irrelevant, for example
    because that case involved an attempted-enticement conviction under
    § 2422(b) while his does not.         At best, Jones has done no more than
    16
    See, e.g., United States v. Farley, 
    607 F.3d 1294
    , 1324-25
    (11th Cir. 2010); United States v. Spurlock, 
    495 F.3d 1011
    , 1013-14
    (8th Cir. 2007); United States v. Tykarsky, 
    446 F.3d 458
    , 464-69
    (3d Cir. 2006). Whether these decisions are correct, we need not
    and do not say today.
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    raise the possibility of a reasonable dispute about what § 2260A
    requires — which gets him nowhere, because (at the risk of sounding
    like an iPod stuck on repeat) an error subject to reasonable
    dispute is not plain error.       See, e.g., 
    Marcus, 560 U.S. at 262
    .
    Still hoping against hope, Jones also suggests that two of his
    three § 2260A predicate convictions — specifically, his convictions
    under §§ 2422 and 2423 — constitute a double-jeopardy violation.
    But he discusses the issue only in his reply brief and so has
    waived the argument.      See, e.g., United States v. Hall, 
    557 F.3d 15
    , 20 n.3 (1st Cir. 2009).
    To     summarize    succinctly,   because   Jones's    preferred
    approach to the actual-child issue is far from obvious, the judge
    did not plainly err in not taking it up on his own.               Obviously
    nothing said here whispers even the faintest hint of how we might
    someday rule on the merits of the actual-child question.                 See
    
    Caraballo-Rodriguez, 480 F.3d at 70
    (explaining that our no-plain-
    error   holding    did   not   constitute    a   "ruling   on   the   merits"
    concerning how to read the statute in play).
    Two sets of arguments down, two to go.
    (c)
    The Life Sentences
    Jones says that we must vacate his life sentences on
    counts 1 and 2, offering a bunch of reasons.               Commendably, the
    government agrees, though for slightly different reasons. We think
    the government's analysis is spot-on.
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    We start with count 1, which, the reader will recall,
    charged Jones with violating § 2241(c) by crossing state lines "to
    engage in a sexual act" with a person under 12.          "Sexual act" means
    (among other things) "the penetration, however slight, of the anal
    or genital opening of another by a hand or finger or by any object,
    with an intent to abuse, humiliate, harass, degrade, or arouse or
    gratify the sexual desire of any person." 18 U.S.C. § 2246(2)(C).
    And § 2241(c) — so far as relevant here — requires (emphasis ours)
    a life sentence "[i]f the defendant has previously been convicted
    of another Federal offense under this subsection, or a State
    offense that would have been an offense under either such provision
    had the offense occurred in a Federal prison."               The judge at
    sentencing   concluded    that   Jones's   1993    New   Jersey   conviction
    qualified as a predicate offense under § 2241(c).           Looking at the
    state-court judgment and the statute of conviction — not at what
    Jones did to trigger the statute's application, see Descamps v.
    United States, 
    133 S. Ct. 2276
    , 2285-86 (2013) — we respectfully
    disagree.
    The state-court judgment shows that a jury convicted
    Jones on a two-count indictment for aggravated sexual assault and
    endangering the welfare of a child.        See N.J. Stat. Ann. §§ 2C14-
    2a(1) and 2C24-4a.       The state-court judgment also says that the
    latter count "merge[d]" into the former.          So we — like the parties
    — zero in on § 2C14-2a(1).
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    Section 2C14-2a(1) provides that a person "is guilty of
    aggravated     sexual    assault    if   he    commits   an   act    of   sexual
    penetration with another person" and "[t]he victim is less than 13
    years old."    One reason that section cannot qualify as a § 2241(c)
    predicate — and one is all we need — is that unlike § 2241(c),
    § 2C14-2a(1) does not require proof that the defendant acted with
    the intent to degrade, humiliate, arouse, etc.           See In re T.T., 
    907 A.2d 416
    , 424 (N.J. 2006) (explaining how § 2C14-2a(1) lacks that
    intent element).     Enough said on that.
    Now on to count 2, which, the reader will remember,
    charged Jones with infracting § 2422(b) by using the internet to
    entice a minor to engage in criminal sexual activity.                     Unlike
    § 2241(c), § 2422(b) does not have a built-in life-in-prison
    proviso.     But another statute — 18 U.S.C. § 3559(e) — does.                And
    the judge relied on that statute in imposing the life sentence on
    count 2.
    Section 3559(e)(1) pertinently provides that "[a] person
    who is convicted of a Federal sex offense in which a minor is the
    victim shall be sentenced to life imprisonment if the person has a
    prior sex conviction in which a minor was the victim."                    Section
    3559(e)(2)(A)    lists    nine     crimes    that   qualify   as    federal   sex
    offenses, including § 2241(c) — the only one that matters here.
    Also, § 3559(e)(2)(B) and (C) say (among other things) that a
    "prior sex conviction" includes a "State sex offense," which is an
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    offense that "consists of conduct that would [constitute] a Federal
    sex offense." And so we are left with the question whether Jones's
    state conduct would constitute a crime under § 2241(c) — a question
    we have already answered "no," given how § 2C14-2a(1) and § 2241(c)
    do    not   share    the   same   intent    element.    Ultimately,      then,
    § 3559(e)(1) cannot be the basis for the life sentence.
    One final matter, and we are done.
    (d)
    The Sentences on the Other Counts
    The government says that if we vacate the life sentences,
    then the judge should get to "reassess" the sentences on the
    remaining counts as well, presumably because it believes that our
    vacating the life terms will disrupt the sentencing structure
    imposed below.       See generally United States v. Francois, 
    715 F.3d 21
    , 33-34 (1st Cir. 2013) (concluding that our vacating sentences
    on certain counts affected the judge's "sentencing architecture,"
    requiring a complete resentencing on all counts).            Jones agrees.
    That suggestion makes sense, but only for counts 1-5 — after all,
    § 2260A (the statute underlying his conviction on count 6) obliges
    the    judge    to   apply   a    10-year   mandatory   sentence,   to    run
    consecutively with any sentences imposed for certain specified
    offenses.      Consequently, we vacate the sentence on counts 1-5 and
    remand for resentencing on those counts.           See 
    id. Naturally, we
    take no position on what the resentencing outcome should be.
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    FINAL WORDS
    The short of this longish opinion is that we affirm
    Jones's convictions but vacate his sentences on counts 1-5 and
    remand for a resentencing consistent with this decision.
    So Ordered.
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