Williams v. United States , 858 F.3d 708 ( 2017 )


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  •             United States Court of Appeals
    For the First Circuit
    No. 16-2147
    SUNDAY WILLIAMS,
    Petitioner, Appellant,
    v.
    UNITED STATES,
    Respondent, Appellee.
    APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
    [Hon. Joseph A. DiClerico, U.S. District Judge]
    Before
    Lynch, Baldock,* and Kayatta
    Circuit Judges.
    Simone Bertollini, with whom Law Offices of Simone
    Bertollini was on brief, for appellant.
    Seth R. Aframe, Assistant United States Attorney, with whom
    Emily Gray Rice, United States Attorney, was on brief, for
    appellee.
    June 8,, 2017
    *   Of the Tenth Circuit, sitting by designation.
    BALDOCK, Circuit Judge.                   A little over sixteen years
    ago, Petitioner Sunday Williams, a Nigerian citizen by birth,
    attempted         to         secure      his       United        States        citizenship.
    Unfortunately, the way he did so was less than ideal:                                   in lieu
    of    utilizing        any    legal     means      at    his    disposal,          he    instead
    submitted     a    false       application       for     a     United    States         passport
    wherein he claimed that he was an American citizen hailing from
    Brooklyn.         Federal       authorities        caught       him     in    the       act    and
    eventually charged him with making a material false statement in
    a matter within the jurisdiction of the United States government
    in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1001.                        Petitioner pleaded guilty,
    and the district court sentenced him to three years' probation.
    Now, nearly a decade after his probationary sentence
    ended, Petitioner seeks a writ of error coram nobis—"a remedy of
    last resort for the correction of fundamental errors of fact or
    law,"   United     States        v.    George,     
    676 F.3d 249
    ,       253    (1st      Cir.
    2012)—that vacates or, at the very least, allows him to revise
    the   factual      basis       of     his   § 1001      conviction.           Such       a    writ
    obviously     could      not     remedy      the     direct      consequences           of    that
    conviction (i.e., his already-completed sentence).                                 Petitioner,
    however, hopes it could remedy the collateral consequences he
    still suffers to this day.                  Specifically, because the underlying
    facts of his § 1001 guilty plea and conviction involved a false
    claim    of       United        States       citizenship,         Petitioner            is    now
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    "ineligible to receive visas and ineligible to be admitted to
    the United States."           See 8 U.S.C. § 1182(a)(6)(C)(ii).                    Further,
    no waiver or exception is available that could rescue him from
    that   status.         See    
    id. Petitioner is
      therefore       not    only
    permanently      barred      from    obtaining        lawful      permanent        resident
    status, see 
    id., but also
    subject to deportation at any moment,
    see 
    id. § 1227(a)(3)(D).
                 Vacating his conviction or revising
    its    underlying      factual        basis        would   thus       leave    open     the
    possibility that he could obtain a green card and remain in the
    United States.
    So what is the supposed fundamental error that would
    justify   granting      Petitioner          this     "extraordinary"      and       "hen's-
    teeth rare" writ?            
    George, 676 F.3d at 253
    –54. In Petitioner's
    opinion, it was the performance of his attorney, which he claims
    was constitutionally deficient under Sixth Amendment standards,
    during    the    proceedings        for     his     long-since-passed         conviction.
    See generally Strickland v. Washington, 
    466 U.S. 668
    (1984).                             To
    be    sure,     such   constitutionally            deficient      representation,        if
    true, can function as the rock upon which a petitioner can build
    her coram nobis church.               See United States v. Castro-Taveras,
    
    841 F.3d 34
    , 36–37, 52–53 (1st Cir. 2016) (allowing a defendant
    to    premise    his   coram        nobis    petition      on     a   Sixth     Amendment
    ineffective-assistance-of-counsel                   claim);     Murray        v.     United
    States, 
    704 F.3d 23
    , 28 (1st Cir. 2013) (noting that writs of
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    coram     nobis      are     "meant       to    correct           errors    'of     the     most
    fundamental character; that is, such as render[ ] the proceeding
    itself     irregular         and        invalid'"          (alteration       in     original)
    (emphasis added) (quoting United States v. Mayer, 
    235 U.S. 55
    ,
    69 (1914))).
    To    demonstrate         his    attorney's           allegedly      deficient
    performance,         Petitioner         first    points       to      his   change-of-plea
    hearing    from       July    29,       2004.         As     is     relevant      here,     when
    Petitioner walked into that hearing to plead guilty, he had not
    yet been charged under § 1001; instead, he had been charged
    under 18 U.S.C. § 1542 with the crime of passport fraud.                                  And in
    fact, Petitioner had filed motions to dismiss the passport fraud
    indictment for improper venue and to transfer the case to the
    Eastern District of New York, where Petitioner had actually made
    his false citizenship claims and where he lived at the time,
    from     the    District          of    New     Hampshire,          where    his     passport
    application         had    been    processed      and       where    the    indictment       was
    currently pending.           The district court had initially denied both
    motions but changed course at the hearing after recognizing that
    our then-recent decision in United States v. Salinas, 
    373 F.3d 161
    (1st Cir. 2004), mandated that venue did, in fact, lay in
    the    Eastern       District      of    New    York.         And     in    light    of     that
    recognition,         the    district      court       asked       Petitioner      whether     he
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    wished to waive venue and proceed with his guilty plea in the
    District of New Hampshire.
    After speaking with Petitioner, Petitioner's counsel
    replied that Petitioner no longer wished to "go through with
    this proceeding today" and wanted the case to be dismissed.                          In
    response, however, the prosecutor requested that the district
    court delay dismissing the case so that the United States could
    file a superseding indictment instead charging Defendant with
    making a material false statement in violation of § 1001.                            In
    the   government's      view,    this      course    of    action       was   the   most
    practical     and     expeditious     route,     for      venue       over    a   § 1001
    indictment would still lay in the District of New Hampshire.
    
    Id. at 166–67.
    Petitioner's counsel agreed with the government's new,
    alternative suggestion.         Without consulting anew with Petitioner
    to    see   whether    he    wanted   to     proceed      with    the    government's
    suggested    course     of   action     or   still   hoped       to   have    the   case
    dismissed, counsel stated that
    [t]ime   is  important  for  [Petitioner]  regarding
    immigration, what's going to happen with that, so I
    suppose we don't have an objection to a superseding
    indictment.
    Petitioner's counsel also observed that a superseding indictment
    would "avoid [Petitioner] being re-arrested."
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    Although         Petitioner      went    along       with     his   counsel's
    conduct at the time and, as we noted above, eventually pleaded
    guilty to the § 1001 charge, Petitioner now claims that his
    "[c]ounsel sua sponte changed [his] plea by agreeing to allow
    the     government      to    file     a   superseding       indictment—instead           of
    having the charge dismissed—without asking [him] or explaining
    what that meant."             Because a defendant is guaranteed effective
    assistance       of    counsel       during    the     "plea      process,"       Hill     v.
    Lockhart, 
    474 U.S. 52
    , 57 (1985), Petitioner argues that such an
    action clearly amounts to unreasonable conduct under the Sixth
    Amendment.
    But Petitioner does not stop there.                    He also claims on
    appeal     that       his     counsel      both      "fail[ed]        to      advise"     and
    "affirmatively misadvised" him of the immigration consequences
    of    pleading     guilty      to     (initially)     committing           passport     fraud
    under    § 1542       and    (eventually)      making       false     statements        under
    § 1001.       And      since    the     Supreme      Court     held      in    Padilla     v.
    Kentucky,    
    559 U.S. 356
        (2010),     that     the     Sixth      Amendment's
    guarantee     of      effective        assistance      of     counsel         requires     an
    attorney for a criminal defendant to "inform her client whether
    his [guilty] plea carries a risk of deportation," 
    id. at 374,
    Petitioner thus claims that his counsel's misadvice and lack of
    advice     necessarily         made     his   representation          constitutionally
    inadequate.
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    For    example,      Petitioner        points      to    his        counsel's
    statement during the July 29, 2004 change-of-plea hearing that
    "[t]ime is important for [Petitioner] regarding immigration."
    He contends that this statement was affirmative misadvice about
    the immigration consequences of pleading guilty because "[h]ow
    the    passage       of   time   could      positively      or     negatively        affect
    [Petitioner's] immigration status is difficult to understand."
    Further, Petitioner averred under penalty of perjury that his
    counsel "repeatedly told [him] that this was a criminal case and
    that it had nothing to do with [his] immigration."                                  And, of
    course, lingering in the background is his counsel's alleged
    omitted advice—i.e., that he and his counsel "did not discuss
    anything about [Petitioner's] immigration, other than [their]
    initial discussion where [his counsel] told [Petitioner] that
    the criminal case had nothing to do with [his] immigration."
    For his third and final allegation of his counsel's
    ineffectiveness,          Petitioner     targets      his    second     change-of-plea
    hearing on October 14, 2004, during which he pleaded guilty to
    the superseding § 1001 charge.               In the course of pleading guilty
    to    that    charge,     Petitioner       admitted     that      he   made    materially
    false statements "in connection with an application for a United
    States       Passport"    and    "[i]n     order   to    induce        and    secure       the
    issuance of a United States Passport."                   He now claims, however,
    that   his     counsel     should    not    have   let      him    admit      to    such    an
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    underlying     factual      basis.     Under     Sixth    Amendment     standards,
    Petitioner     argues,      an    effective    attorney    would   have    instead
    instructed him to only plead guilty to making materially false
    statements in connection with and for the purpose of obtaining a
    "travel document."
    Petitioner asserts that the choice of which phrase to
    use—"travel document" or "United States Passport"—is not merely
    a matter of semantics.             By pleading guilty to making a false
    statement in connection with a U.S. Passport, he argues that his
    counsel, for all intents and purposes, allowed him to "plead
    guilty   to    facts   establishing        passport   fraud    even    though   the
    charge was no longer pending, and the facts involving a passport
    were not elements of the charge of making false statements."
    And   based     on   this    de    facto      admission   of   passport     fraud,
    Petitioner claims that he unwittingly admitted he had made a
    false claim of United States citizenship, which, as we noted
    above, now forever precludes him from obtaining lawful permanent
    resident status and subjects him to deportation at any moment.
    See 8 U.S.C. §§ 1182(a)(6)(C)(ii), 1227(a)(3)(D).                     If, however,
    he had pleaded guilty to making a false statement in connection
    with a travel document, Petitioner notes that he would not have
    been admitting to a factual basis that implied a false claim of
    citizenship.      And since, in Petitioner's opinion, a reference to
    a generic "travel document" would have been more than sufficient
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    to meet the elements of a § 1001 charge, he claims that an
    effective       attorney      should    have     known      to      use        that      less
    destructive term.
    The   district    court,       which   took     the     first       shot     at
    Petitioner's coram nobis petition under the authority vested to
    it by the All Writs Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a), concluded that
    none of Petitioner's three arguments for ineffective assistance
    of counsel were meritorious.              See 
    George, 676 F.3d at 253
    ("The
    authority to grant coram nobis relief derives from the All Writs
    Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1651(a),           which      empowers       federal          courts     to
    'issue    all    writs     necessary    or    appropriate        in   aid        of     their
    respective      jurisdictions       and      agreeable      to      the        usages     and
    principles of law.'").          It therefore denied him a writ of error
    coram nobis.        Petitioner accordingly appeals and asks us to do
    what the district court would not.
    Our    jurisdiction         arises      under      28 U.S.C. § 1291.
    Trenkler v. United States, 
    536 F.3d 85
    , 95 (1st Cir. 2008).
    Further, "we afford de novo review to the district court's legal
    conclusions and clear-error review to its findings of fact."
    
    George, 676 F.3d at 256
    .               Where, as here, the district court
    "did not conduct an evidentiary hearing and denied the writ as a
    matter of law," such a standard translates to plenary review.
    
    Id. As always,
       we   are   also     free    to   "affirm         on    any     basis
    apparent in the record," even if it would "require[] ruling on
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    arguments not reached by the district court or even presented to
    us on appeal." Young v. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., 
    717 F.3d 224
    , 237
    n.11 (1st Cir. 2013) (second quotation quoting Jordan v. U.S.
    Dep't of Justice, 
    668 F.3d 1188
    , 1200 (10th Cir. 2011)).
    We note at the outset that Petitioner's case presents
    one of the few instances where we could even consider granting a
    writ of error coram nobis: "[I]n its modern form, [this writ] is
    ordinarily available only to a criminal defendant who is no
    longer   in    custody."       
    Trenkler, 536 F.3d at 98
    .   Petitioner
    undoubtedly satisfies that prerequisite.                   But his eligibility
    for   this    "remedy   of    last    resort,"     
    George, 676 F.3d at 253
    ,
    hinges on more than the simple fact that he is no longer serving
    his sentence.      For one thing, he must "adequately explain his
    failure to seek relief earlier through other means."                      
    Murray, 704 F.3d at 29
    .         Further, he must also "show that he continues
    to suffer a significant collateral consequence from the judgment
    being challenged and that issuance of the writ will eliminate
    this consequence."           
    Id. Finally, and
    as we have alluded to
    several times before, "he must demonstrate that the judgment
    resulted from a fundamental error."                
    Id. And even
    if Petitioner
    satisfies this tripartite test, we "retain[] discretion to grant
    or deny the writ."         
    Id. at 29–30.
           Indeed, "[t]he Supreme Court
    has   always    envisioned         coram   nobis    as   strong    medicine,    not
    profligately to be dispensed," so we must issue this writ "only
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    under circumstances compelling such action to achieve justice."
    
    George, 676 F.3d at 254
    –55       (second    quotation      quoting         United
    States v. Morgan, 
    346 U.S. 502
    , 511 (1954)).
    We assume for the purposes of argument that Petitioner
    can   adequately         explain    why    he    did     not    seek   relief          from   his
    § 1001 conviction any earlier.                     We also have little trouble
    concluding        that       Petitioner    continues           to   suffer        significant
    collateral consequences from his § 1001 conviction and that a
    writ of error coram nobis would remedy those consequences.                                    As
    Petitioner        himself      noted,     he    cannot     obtain      lawful       permanent
    resident status because the underlying facts of that conviction
    involved a false claim of United States citizenship, and he is
    therefore subject to deportation at any moment.                              See 8 U.S.C.
    §§ 1182(a)(6)(C)(ii), 1227(a)(3)(D).                       "Although         we    have       not
    explicitly        set    out      what    comprises       a     continuing        collateral
    consequence,"           we     believe     that,       whatever        the        definition,
    Petitioner's dilemma satisfies that requirement.                               
    George, 676 F.3d at 255
    –56; see also 
    Murray, 704 F.3d at 29
    n.6 (noting that
    something "more than the mere fact of conviction is needed" to
    prove   a   continuing         collateral        consequence).           And      of    course,
    vacating     or     revising       the     underlying          factual    basis         of    his
    conviction via a writ of error coram nobis would alleviate that
    problem.
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    That       leaves           us    to     determine            whether      Petitioner's
    § 1001    conviction              resulted         from        a     fundamental           error—i.e.,
    whether his counsel was constitutionally ineffective under the
    Sixth Amendment.             To succeed on that argument, Petitioner must
    first show that his counsel's "performance was deficient," and
    he must then show that "the deficient performance prejudiced the
    defense."    
    Strickland, 466 U.S. at 687
    .                                 The first requirement
    necessitates       a    demonstration               that           "counsel     made        errors   so
    serious    that    counsel              was   not     functioning              as    the     'counsel'
    guaranteed the defendant by the Sixth Amendment," 
    id., and in
    reviewing    such           an        allegation,         we       must     "indulge        a     strong
    presumption that counsel's conduct falls within the wide range
    of reasonable professional assistance," Woods v. Donald, 135 S.
    Ct. 1372, 1375 (2015) (quoting 
    Strickland, 466 U.S. at 689
    ).
    Put differently, we will find deficiency only "where, given the
    facts known [to counsel] at the time, counsel's choice was so
    patently unreasonable that no competent attorney would have made
    it."      Knight       v.        Spencer,      
    447 F.3d 6
    ,    15    (1st       Cir.    2006)
    (internal quotation marks omitted).
    The prejudice requirement, meanwhile, necessitates a
    demonstration          of        "a     reasonable         probability              that,    but     for
    counsel's unprofessional errors, the result of the proceeding
    would have been different."                   Rossetti v. United States, 
    773 F.3d 322
    , 327 (1st Cir. 2014) (quoting 
    Strickland, 466 U.S. at 694
    ).
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    Further,        that     probability       "must     be    substantial,         not     just
    conceivable," Rivera-Rivera v. United States, 
    827 F.3d 184
    , 187
    (1st Cir. 2016) (quoting Hensley v. Roden, 
    755 F.3d 724
    , 736
    (1st     Cir.        2014)),    or,     stated      differently,        "a     probability
    sufficient to undermine confidence in the outcome," Mello v.
    DiPaulo, 
    295 F.3d 137
    , 142 (1st Cir. 2002) (quoting 
    Strickland, 466 U.S. at 694
    ).       "Hence,     [Petitioner's]          Sixth     Amendment
    claim[s]      will      fall    short     unless     he   can   show      a    substantial
    likelihood that he would have obtained a different outcome" on
    his § 1001 charge.             
    Rivera-Rivera, 827 F.3d at 187
    .
    Petitioner's         first      allegation—that       his       counsel    sua
    sponte changed his plea by allowing the government to file a
    superseding indictment without consulting him about it—fails for
    two    reasons.         First,     we    do   not    believe     that     his    counsel's
    decision        to     allow     the    government        to    file     a     superseding
    indictment was constitutionally deficient.                      Instead, we conclude
    that it was a valid, reasoned decision meant to avoid further
    delay.        If     Petitioner's       counsel     had   fought    the       government's
    decision to file a superseding indictment, the district court
    indicated       it     simply     would    have     dismissed      the       case   without
    prejudice, and the government indicated that it still would have
    filed new charges under § 1001 in a brand new indictment.                               As a
    practical matter, this would have been the exact same scenario
    that Petitioner ended up facing: being charged under § 1001.
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    The only difference is that, as Petitioner's counsel recognized,
    the government would have had to re-arrest Petitioner, which
    would     have    resulted         in    an     unnecessary        delay.         Because
    Petitioner's counsel saw the writing on the wall and agreed with
    the government's request for a superseding indictment to avoid
    this    delay,    we   cannot      say       that     this   was   a    constitutionally
    deficient choice even though counsel did not discuss the matter
    with Petitioner.
    Second,        even        if     his       counsel's       decision      was
    constitutionally        deficient,           Petitioner        cannot    show   that   he
    suffered any prejudice.                 Again, the result of the proceeding
    would have been no different had his counsel not agreed with the
    government's wish to file a superseding indictment: Petitioner
    eventually would have been charged under § 1001 for making a
    material false statement.               Petitioner, however, argues that the
    initial    result      of   the    proceeding          would    have     been   different
    because the § 1542 charge for passport fraud would have been
    dismissed.       As such, he contends that if the government chose to
    file a new charge under § 1001, he in turn could have filed a
    new motion to transfer that charge to the Eastern District of
    New York (an action he could not take once his attorney agreed
    to a superseding indictment in the District of New Hampshire).
    And if the district court granted that motion, Petitioner claims
    it would have been easier for him to defend against the charge
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    since he would have been in his hometown and with his family.
    But   Petitioner     has    provided       no    evidence      or     other       compelling
    information       suggesting      that     the       district       court        would    have
    granted    any    motion    to    transfer       a    new    § 1001        charge    to    the
    Eastern District of New York.                   In fact, the record before us
    shows a strong likelihood that Petitioner still would have been
    subjected to a § 1001 charge in the District of New Hampshire.
    Thus, at most, the probability the district court would have
    granted any such motion is merely conceivable, not substantial.
    And even if the district court did grant his motion, there is no
    evidence    suggesting      that     he    could      have   successfully           defended
    against a § 1001 prosecution in New York.                       We therefore cannot
    say Petitioner suffered any prejudice.
    Petitioner's         second         allegation       of        his     counsel's
    ineffectiveness—that           his     counsel         failed         to     advise        and
    affirmatively misadvised him of the immigration consequences of
    pleading    guilty—also      fails.         For      starters,      under        Chaidez    v.
    United     States,    133    S.      Ct.    1103      (2013),       we      cannot       grant
    Petitioner any relief for his claims insofar as they relate to
    his   counsel's      alleged     failure        to   advise.          In    Chaidez,       the
    Supreme Court expressly held that it had "announced a new rule
    in Padilla," and for that reason "defendants whose convictions
    became    final    prior    to     Padilla . . . cannot             benefit        from    its
    holding."     
    Id. at 1113.
              Further, "the Supreme Court certainly
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    decided      that    Padilla's     new       rule     covers       failure-to-advise
    claims."        
    Castro-Taveras, 841 F.3d at 43
    .       Consequently,
    Plaintiff, whose judgment was entered in 2005, cannot rely on
    the   2010    Padilla       decision   to     claim    that      his   attorney     was
    constitutionally ineffective by failing to advise him of the
    immigration consequences of pleading guilty.
    The story is different for Petitioner's claims that
    his attorney affirmatively misadvised him.                       Unlike failure-to-
    advise claims, "Padilla's misadvice holding did not constitute a
    new   rule"    and    is     therefore   not     barred      retroactively        under
    Chaidez.      
    Castro-Taveras, 841 F.3d at 51
    .               Thus, as of 2005 when
    judgment     was    entered,    Petitioner's         counsel       could   have   been
    constitutionally ineffective under Sixth Amendment standards if
    he did, in fact, affirmatively misadvise Petitioner about the
    immigration consequences of pleading guilty.                     
    Id. (holding that
    at least as of 2003—two years before Petitioner's judgment of
    conviction—affirmative-misadvice claims were "so embedded in the
    fabric of the Sixth Amendment framework that 'all reasonable
    jurists' would have agreed that Strickland applied to [those]
    claims" (citation omitted) (quoting Lambrix v. Singletary, 
    520 U.S. 518
    , 528 (1997))).
    But    even     though     we     theoretically          could      grant
    Petitioner relief for his claims that his attorney misadvised
    him   about    the    immigration      consequences         of     pleading    guilty,
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    Petitioner hits another snag: although he makes this misadvice
    argument on appeal, he did not advance this same argument in his
    original coram nobis petition.            In fact, his petition alleged
    only that his attorney failed to advise him of any immigration
    consequences, and Petitioner sought to assert misadvice claims
    only when the government moved to dismiss his petition on the
    grounds that Padilla's holding on failure-to-advise claims was
    not retroactive under Chaidez.        We do not take kindly to parties
    who   "shift[]    legal    theories    and   s[eek]     to   re-characterize
    [their] Complaint[s] in a way that might parry [the defendants']
    blow[s]."     Ruiz Rivera v. Pfizer Pharm., LLC, 
    521 F.3d 76
    , 85
    (1st Cir. 2008). "The court, and the defendants, are entitled to
    rely on the plain language and the structure of the complaint in
    determining what claims are present there," and "the plaintiff
    is not entitled to pursue 'every legal theory that a court may
    some day find lurking in the penumbra of the record.'"              Ruivo v.
    Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., 
    766 F.3d 87
    , 91 (1st Cir. 2014) (quoting
    Rodriguez v. Doral Mortg. Corp., 
    57 F.3d 1168
    , 1172 (1st Cir.
    1995)).     "Otherwise, waiver looms."       Snyder v. Collura, 
    812 F.3d 46
    , 51 (1st Cir. 2016).
    Moreover, even if we generously assume that Petitioner
    did   not    waive   his   affirmative-misadvice        claims,    Petitioner
    suffered    no   prejudice   from   his    attorney's    alleged   misadvice
    because the district court itself informed Petitioner that he
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    faced    immigration    consequences.          For     instance,    at   his    first
    change-of-plea hearing on July 29, 2004, while Petitioner was
    still charged with passport fraud, the following exchange took
    place:
    THE COURT: Now, do you understand as a consequence of
    this offense it is possible that you could be
    deported?
    [PETITIONER]: Yes, sir.
    And at his second-change-of plea hearing on October 14, 2004,
    where    Petitioner     pleaded   guilty       to    making   a    material     false
    statement, a similar exchange occurred:
    THE COURT: As a result of this conviction, do you
    understand that you could face the possibility of
    deportation?
    [PETITIONER]: Yes, sir.
    Given that the district court wisely took it upon itself to
    inform Petitioner of the immigration consequences of pleading
    guilty, we do not see a substantial likelihood that anything
    different     would    have   happened     had       Petitioner's    counsel      not
    (allegedly) misadvised him.
    Petitioner's    third      and        final   allegation     of     his
    counsel's ineffectiveness—that his counsel should not have let
    him   plead    guilty    to   facts    establishing         passport     fraud—also
    fails.     For one thing, under § 1001, "the government is required
    to prove not only that the defendant's statements were false,
    but also that they were material," United States v. Arcadipane,
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    41 F.3d 1
    , 7 (1st Cir. 1994), which means that "[t]he statement
    must have 'a natural tendency to influence, or [be] capable of
    influencing, the decision of the decisionmaking body to which it
    was addressed,'" United States v. Gaudin, 
    515 U.S. 506
    , 509
    (1995) (second alteration in original) (quoting Kungys v. United
    States, 
    485 U.S. 759
    , 770 (1988)).                     As should be obvious, the
    district court could not have determined whether Petitioner's
    false statements had a tendency to influence a decision of the
    U.S. State Department's National Passport Center if it had not
    known   he   had,    in     fact,      submitted   a    false    application       for   a
    United States Passport.                Indeed, the district court could not
    have    gleaned      this       same     information      had    Petitioner        merely
    admitted     he    had   made    false     statements      in   order   to   obtain      a
    generic travel document.                 Even more, there is no persuasive
    evidence that the prosecutor would have agreed to the amorphous
    customization       of    the    charge     even    had    it    been   sought.          We
    therefore         conclude       that      Petitioner's         counsel      was      not
    constitutionally         ineffective       by   allowing    him    to   plead      guilty
    under § 1001 to making material false statements in order to
    obtain a U.S. Passport.
    Accordingly,         because       Petitioner's      counsel     was     not
    constitutionally ineffective under the Sixth Amendment in any
    way,    Petitioner       cannot        establish   that    his    conviction        under
    § 1001 for making a material false statement arose from any
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    fundamental error.          We therefore deny him a writ of error coram
    nobis on that ground alone.              But we note that even if Petitioner
    could satisfy our tripartite test for coram nobis relief, we
    would exercise our discretion to deny him such a writ in any
    event.    "[W]hen       a    defendant     seeks    to     vacate   a   guilty-plea
    conviction   by   way       of   coram    nobis,   red     flags    accompany    that
    request" and "great caution is warranted."                   
    George, 676 F.3d at 257
    –58.   And given that Petitioner entered a guilty plea in this
    case, it "seems dubious that granting the writ w[ould] promote
    the interests of justice."           
    Id. at 260.
            Thus, no matter how he
    slices it, Petitioner remains bound by his conviction.
    ***
    "A   Hail     Mary      pass    in    American    football    is   a   long
    forward pass made in desperation at the end of a game, with only
    a small chance of success.           The writ of error coram nobis is its
    criminal-law equivalent."           
    George, 676 F.3d at 251
    .             Petitioner
    cannot satisfy this difficult standard.                  We therefore AFFIRM the
    district court's denial of a writ of error coram nobis.
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