Dustin S. Kolodziej v. James Cheney Mason , 774 F.3d 736 ( 2014 )


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    [PUBLISH]
    IN THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
    FOR THE ELEVENTH CIRCUIT
    ________________________
    No. 14-10644
    ________________________
    D.C. Docket No. 6:11-cv-00859-CEH-GJK
    DUSTIN S. KOLODZIEJ,
    Plaintiff - Appellant,
    versus
    JAMES CHENEY MASON,
    J. CHENEY MASON, P.A.,
    Defendants - Appellees.
    ________________________
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the Middle District of Florida
    ________________________
    (December 18, 2014)
    Before WILSON and ROSENBAUM, Circuit Judges, and SCHLESINGER, ∗
    District Judge.
    WILSON, Circuit Judge:
    ∗
    Honorable Harvey E. Schlesinger, United States District Judge for the Middle District
    of Florida, sitting by designation.
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    This case involves a law student’s efforts to form a contract by accepting a
    “million-dollar challenge” that a lawyer extended on national television while
    representing a client accused of murder. Since we find that the challenge did not
    give rise to an enforceable unilateral contract, we hold that the district court
    properly entered summary judgment for the lawyer and his law firm, Defendants-
    Appellees James Cheney Mason (Mason) and J. Cheney Mason, P.A., with regard
    to the breach-of-contract claim brought by the law student, Plaintiff-Appellant
    Dustin S. Kolodziej.
    I.
    The current dispute—whether Mason formed a unilateral contract with
    Kolodziej—arose from comments Mason made while representing criminal
    defendant Nelson Serrano, who stood accused of murdering his former business
    partner as well as the son, daughter, and son-in-law of a third business partner.
    During Serrano’s highly publicized capital murder trial, Mason participated in an
    interview with NBC News in which he focused on the seeming implausibility of
    the prosecution’s theory of the case. Indeed, his client ostensibly had an alibi—on
    the day of the murders, Serrano claimed to be on a business trip in an entirely
    different state, several hundred miles away from the scene of the crimes in central
    Florida. Hotel surveillance video confirmed that Serrano was at a La Quinta Inn
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    (La Quinta) in Atlanta, Georgia, several hours before and after the murders
    occurred in Bartow, Florida.
    However, the prosecution maintained that Serrano committed the murders in
    an approximately ten-hour span between the times that he was seen on the security
    camera. According to the prosecution, after being recorded by the hotel security
    camera in the early afternoon, Serrano slipped out of the hotel and, traveling under
    several aliases, flew from Atlanta to Orlando, where he rented a car, drove to
    Bartow, Florida, and committed the murders. From there, Serrano allegedly drove
    to the Tampa International Airport, flew back to Atlanta, and drove from the
    Atlanta International Airport to the La Quinta, to make an appearance on the
    hotel’s security footage once again that evening.
    Mason argued that it was impossible for his client to have committed the
    murders in accordance with this timeline; for instance, for the last leg of the
    journey, Serrano would have had to get off a flight in Atlanta’s busy airport, travel
    to the La Quinta several miles away, and arrive in that hotel lobby in only twenty-
    eight minutes. After extensively describing the delays that would take place to
    render that twenty-eight-minute timeline even more unlikely, 1 Mason stated, “I
    1
    For example, Mason noted that, “in Atlanta, depending on which concourse you’re
    landing in, you’re going to have to wait to get off the airplane. . . . You got people boxed in—
    the lady with the kids in the carriage. Or people getting down their bags. Or the fat one can’t get
    down the aisle. I mean, whatever the story is, you’ve got delays in getting off the airplane. . . .
    Then you have to go from whatever gate you are, . . . to catch the subway train to the terminal.
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    challenge anybody to show me, and guess what? Did they bring in any evidence to
    say that somebody made that route, did so? State’s burden of proof. If they can do
    it, I’ll challenge ‘em. I’ll pay them a million dollars if they can do it.”
    NBC did not broadcast Mason’s original interview during Serrano’s trial. At
    the conclusion of the trial, the jury returned a guilty verdict in Serrano’s case.
    Thereafter, in December 2006, NBC featured an edited version of Mason’s
    interview in a national broadcast of its “Dateline” television program. The edited
    version removed much of the surrounding commentary, including Mason’s
    references to the State’s burden of proof, and Mason’s statement aired as, “I
    challenge anybody to show me—I’ll pay them a million dollars if they can do it.”
    Enter Kolodziej, then a law student at the South Texas College of Law, who
    had been following the Serrano case. Kolodziej saw the edited version of Mason’s
    interview and understood the statement as a serious challenge, open to anyone, to
    “make it off the plane and back to the hotel within [twenty-eight] minutes”—that
    is, in the prosecution’s timeline—in return for one million dollars.
    Kolodziej subsequently ordered and studied the transcript of the edited
    interview, interpreting it as an offer to form a unilateral contract—an offer he
    Wait for that. Wait while it stops in the meantime. People getting on and off. Get to that. Go
    up again, the escalators. Get to where you’re in the terminal, out the terminal to ground
    transportation. And from there to be on the videotape in 28 minutes.”
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    decided to accept by performing the challenge. In December 2007, Kolodziej
    recorded himself retracing Serrano’s alleged route, traveling from a flight at the
    Atlanta airport to what he believed was the former location of the now-defunct La
    Quinta within twenty-eight minutes. Kolodziej then sent Mason a copy of the
    recording of his journey and a letter stating that Kolodziej had performed the
    challenge and requested payment. Mason responded with a letter in which he
    refused payment and denied that he made a serious offer in the interview.
    Kolodziej again demanded payment, and Mason again refused.
    Considering Mason’s refusal to pay a breach of contract, Kolodziej sued
    Mason and Mason’s law firm, J. Cheney Mason, P.A., in the United States District
    Court for the Southern District of Texas. Although the court dismissed the case for
    lack of personal jurisdiction, it was then that Kolodziej discovered the existence of
    Mason’s unedited interview with NBC and learned that Dateline had independently
    edited the interview before it aired.2 Kolodziej subsequently filed suit in the
    United States District Court for the Northern District of Georgia. That suit was
    transferred to the Middle District of Florida, where Mason moved for summary
    judgment.
    2
    The parties do not dispute that Mason was not involved in any of the editing or
    broadcast decisions made by the network; that he did not see the program when it aired; and that
    he was not even aware that Dateline edited his interview until Kolodziej contacted him to
    demand payment.
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    The district court granted summary judgment on two grounds: first,
    Kolodziej was unaware of the unedited Mason interview at the time he attempted
    to perform the challenge, and thus he could not accept an offer he did not know
    existed; second, the challenge in the unedited interview was unambiguously
    directed to the prosecution only, and thus Kolodziej could not accept an offer not
    open to him. The district court declined to address the arguments that Mason’s
    challenge was not a serious offer and that, in any event, Kolodziej did not
    adequately perform the challenge. This appeal ensued.
    II.
    Sitting in diversity, the district court properly applied Florida law to
    Kolodziej’s breach-of-contract claim; in considering Kolodziej’s appeal, we too
    look to the substantive law of the State of Florida. See Allison v. Vintage Sports
    Plaques, 
    136 F.3d 1443
    , 1445 (11th Cir. 1998) (citing Erie R.R. Co. v. Tompkins,
    
    304 U.S. 64
    , 
    58 S. Ct. 817
    (1938)).
    We review a district court’s grant of summary judgment de novo. Iraola &
    CIA, S.A. v. Kimberly-Clark Corp., 
    325 F.3d 1274
    , 1283 (11th Cir. 2003). A grant
    of summary judgment may be upheld on any basis supported by the record.
    Fitzpatrick v. City of Atlanta, 
    2 F.3d 1112
    , 1117 (11th Cir. 1993).
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    III.
    The case before us involves the potential creation of an oral, unilateral
    contract.3 Under Florida law, the question of whether a valid contract exists is a
    threshold question of law that may be properly decided by the court. See Acumen
    Constr., Inc. v. Neher, 
    616 So. 2d 98
    , 99 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1993); accord
    Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc., 
    88 F. Supp. 2d 116
    , 122 (S.D.N.Y. 1999), aff’d 
    210 F.3d 88
    (2d Cir. 2000) (per curiam).
    “To prove the existence of a contract, a plaintiff must plead: (1) offer; (2)
    acceptance; (3) consideration; and (4) sufficient specification of the essential
    terms.” Vega v. T-Mobile USA, Inc., 
    564 F.3d 1256
    , 1272 (11th Cir. 2009) (citing
    St. Joe Corp. v. McIver, 
    875 So. 2d 375
    , 381 (Fla. 2004)). An oral contract is
    subject to all basic requirements of contract law, St. Joe 
    Corp., 875 So. 2d at 381
    ,
    and mutual assent is a prerequisite for the formation of any contract, see Gibson v.
    Courtois, 
    539 So. 2d 459
    , 460 (Fla. 1989) (“Mutual assent is an absolute condition
    3
    While most contracts are bilateral, with promises exchanged between two parties, a
    unilateral contract is, as the name implies, one-sided—one party promises to do something (for
    example, pay money) in exchange for performance (an act, forbearance, or conduct producing a
    certain result). See Ballou v. Campbell, 
    179 So. 2d 228
    , 229–30 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1965).
    As the parties note, unilateral contract law is a rarely litigated issue, and this particular
    subset of unilateral contracts is rarer still, involving the public offer of payment (a reward) for
    disproving a particular claim. See, e.g., Rosenthal v. Al Packer Ford, Inc., 
    374 A.2d 377
    , 380
    (Md. Ct. Spec. App. 1977) (describing “the ‘I’ll pay you if you prove me wrong’ category”); but
    see Hon. Michael M. Baylson, et al., 7 Bus. & Com. Litig. Fed. Cts. § 78:11 n.15 (3d ed.) (noting
    that, although modern courts continue to use the term unilateral contract, some scholarly sources
    support that the “dichotomy between bilateral and unilateral plays a less important role in
    contemporary analysis of contracts” (internal quotation marks omitted)).
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    precedent to the formation of the contract.”); Jacksonville Port Auth. v. W.R.
    Johnson Enters. Inc., 
    624 So. 2d 313
    , 315 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1993) (“In order to
    create a contract it is essential that there be reciprocal assent to a certain and
    definite proposition.” (internal quotation marks omitted)); Barroso v. Respiratory
    Care Servs., Inc., 
    518 So. 2d 373
    , 376 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1987) (noting that
    mutual or reciprocal assent must be proven to establish an oral contract).
    Mutual assent is not necessarily an independent “element” unto itself; rather,
    we evaluate the existence of assent by analyzing the parties’ agreement process in
    terms of offer and acceptance.4 See Newman v. Schiff, 
    778 F.2d 460
    , 465 (8th Cir.
    1985). A valid contract—premised on the parties’ requisite willingness to
    contract—may be “manifested through written or spoken words, or inferred in
    whole or in part from the parties’ conduct.” L & H Constr. Co. v. Circle Redmont,
    Inc., 
    55 So. 3d 630
    , 634 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 2011) (internal quotation marks
    omitted). We use “an objective test . . . to determine whether a contract is
    enforceable.” See Robbie v. City of Miami, 
    469 So. 2d 1384
    , 1385 (Fla. 1985); see
    also 
    Leonard, 88 F. Supp. 2d at 128
    (noting that the determination of whether a
    party made an offer to enter into a contract requires “the [c]ourt to determine how a
    4
    The scholarly definitions of an offer reflect this concept by including the integral
    component of assent. See, e.g., Corbin on Contracts § 1.11 (revised ed. 1993) (defining an offer
    as “an expression by one party of assent to certain definite terms, provided that the other party
    involved in the bargaining transaction will likewise express assent to the same terms”);
    Restatement (Second) of Contracts § 24 (1981) (“An offer is the manifestation of willingness to
    enter into a bargain, so made as to justify another person in understanding that his assent to that
    bargain is invited and will conclude it.”).
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    reasonable, objective person would have understood” the potential offeror’s
    communication).
    IV.
    We do not find that Mason’s statements were such that a reasonable,
    objective person would have understood them to be an invitation to contract,
    regardless of whether we look to the unedited interview or the edited television
    broadcast seen by Kolodziej. Neither the content of Mason’s statements, nor the
    circumstances in which he made them, nor the conduct of the parties reflects the
    assent necessary to establish an actionable offer—which is, of course, essential to
    the creation of a contract.
    As a threshold matter, the “spoken words” of Mason’s purported challenge
    do not indicate a willingness to enter into a contract. See L & H Constr. 
    Co., 55 So. 3d at 634
    . Even removed from its surrounding context, the edited sentence that
    Kolodziej claims creates Mason’s obligation to pay (that is, “I challenge anybody
    to show me—I’ll pay them a million dollars if they can do it”) appears colloquial.
    The exaggerated amount of “a million dollars”—the common choice of movie
    villains and schoolyard wagerers alike—indicates that this was hyperbole. As the
    district court noted, “courts have viewed such indicia of jest or hyperbole as
    providing a reason for an individual to doubt that an ‘offer’ was serious.” See
    Kolodziej v. Mason, 
    996 F. Supp. 2d 1237
    , 1252 (M.D. Fla. 2014) (discussing, in
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    dicta, a laughter-eliciting joke made by Mason’s co-counsel during the interview).
    Thus, the very content of Mason’s spoken words “would have given any
    reasonable person pause, considering all of the attendant circumstances in this
    case.” See 
    id. Those attendant
    circumstances are further notable when we place Mason’s
    statements in context. As Judge Learned Hand once noted, “the circumstances in
    which the words are used is always relevant and usually indispensable.” N.Y. Trust
    Co. v. Island Oil & Transp. Corp., 
    34 F.2d 655
    , 656 (2d Cir. 1929); see Lefkowitz
    v. Great Minneapolis Surplus Store, Inc., 
    86 N.W.2d 689
    , 691 (Minn. 1957)
    (noting that the existence of an offer “depends on the legal intention of the parties
    and the surrounding circumstances”). Here, Mason made the comments in the
    course of representing a criminal defendant accused of quadruple homicide and did
    so during an interview solely related to that representation. Such circumstances
    would lead a reasonable person to question whether the requisite assent and
    actionable offer giving rise to contractual liability existed. Certainly, Mason’s
    statements—made as a defense attorney in response to the prosecution’s theory
    against his client—were far more likely to be a descriptive illustration of what that
    attorney saw as serious holes in the prosecution’s theory instead of a serious offer
    to enter into a contract.
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    Nor can a valid contract be “inferred in whole or in part from the parties’
    conduct” in this case. See L & H Constr. 
    Co., 55 So. 3d at 634
    (internal quotation
    marks omitted); see also Commerce P’ship 8098 LP v. Equity Contracting Co.,
    
    695 So. 2d 383
    , 385 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1997), as modified on clarification (June
    4, 1997) (noting that contracts that have not been “put into promissory words with
    sufficient clarity” may still be enforceable, but they “rest upon the assent of the
    parties” (internal quotation marks omitted)). By way of comparison, consider Lucy
    v. Zehmer, 
    84 S.E.2d 516
    (Va. 1954), the classic case describing and applying what
    we now know as the objective standard of assent. 5 That court held that statements
    allegedly made “in jest” could result in an offer binding the parties to a contract,
    since “the law imputes to a person an intention corresponding to the reasonable
    meaning of his words and acts.” 
    Id. at 522.
    Therefore, “a person cannot set up that
    he was merely jesting when his conduct and words would warrant a reasonable
    person in believing that he intended a real agreement.” 
    Id. In so
    holding, the Lucy court considered that the offeror wrote, prepared, and
    executed a writing for sale; the parties engaged in extensive, serious discussion
    prior to preparing the writing; the offeror prepared a second written agreement,
    5
    See, e.g., Keith A. Rowley, You Asked for It, You Got It . . . Toy Yoda: Practical Jokes,
    Prizes, and Contract Law, 3 Nev. L.J. 526, 527 & n.7 (2003) (characterizing Lucy v. Zehmer as
    “[t]he case best known to contemporary American attorneys, judges, and law professors” for the
    objective assent standard and collecting the plethora of contracts casebooks in which Lucy
    appears as a principal case).
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    having changed the content of the writing in response to the offeree’s request; the
    offeror had his wife separately sign the writing; and the offeror allowed the offeree
    to leave with the signed writing without ever indicating that it was in jest. 
    Id. at 519–22.
    Given that these “words and acts, judged by a reasonable standard,
    manifest[ed] an intention to agree,” the offeror’s “unexpressed state of . . . mind”
    was immaterial. 
    Id. at 522.
    Under the objective standard of assent, the Lucy court
    found that the parties had formed a contract. See 
    id. Applying the
    objective standard here leads us to the real million-dollar
    question: “What did the party say and do?” See 
    Newman, 778 F.2d at 464
    . Here, it
    is what both parties did not say and did not do that clearly distinguishes this case
    from those cases where an enforceable contract was formed. Mason did not
    engage in any discussion regarding his statements to NBC with Kolodziej, and,
    prior to Kolodziej demanding payment, there was no contact or communication
    between the parties.6 Mason neither confirmed that he made an offer nor asserted
    that the offer was serious. 7 Mason did not have the payment set aside in escrow;8
    6
    Cf. 
    Lucy, 84 S.E.2d at 520
    –21 (describing the parties’ extensive discussion prior to and
    during the creation of the contract).
    7
    Compare with Barnes v. Treece, where, after seeing news reports that Treece stated he
    would “put a hundred thousand dollars to anyone to find a crooked board,” Barnes telephoned
    Treece and asked if his earlier statement had been made seriously. 
    549 P.2d 1152
    , 1154 (Wash.
    Ct. App. 1976). Treece “assured Barnes that the statement had been made seriously [and]
    advised Barnes that the statement was firm.” 
    Id. Thus, the
    trial court found that “Treece’s
    statements before the gambling commission and reiterated to Barnes personally on the telephone
    constituted a valid offer for a unilateral contract.” Id.; see also 
    Newman, 778 F.2d at 463
    , 466
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    nor had he ever declared that he had money set aside in case someone proved him
    wrong. 9 Mason had not made his career out of the contention that the
    prosecution’s case was implausible;10 nor did he make the statements in a
    commercial context for the “obvious purpose of advertising or promoting [his]
    goods or business.”11 He did not create or promote the video that included his
    (finding that the confirmative statement, “I did make an offer,” was pertinent to the question of
    whether a rebroadcast of an offer also constituted an offer).
    8
    In the seminal case of Carlill v. Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., which found that an
    advertisement can constitute an offer to form a unilateral contract, the same advertisement
    promising the reward included the statement: “1000£ is deposited with the Alliance Bank,
    Regent Street, shewing our sincerity in the matter.” (1892) 2 Q.B. 484, 484–85, aff’d, (1893) 1
    Q.B. 256 (Eng.); see also 
    Barnes, 549 P.2d at 1154
    (“[Treece] informed Barnes that the
    $100,000 was safely being held in escrow.”).
    9
    Cf. James v. Turilli, 
    473 S.W.2d 757
    , 761 (Mo. Ct. App. 1971). In James, Turilli stated
    before a nationwide television audience that Jesse James didn’t die in 1882 and that Turilli
    “would pay Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) to anyone . . . who could prove [him] wrong.”
    
    Id. at 759
    (internal quotation marks omitted). In finding that this constituted an offer, the court
    noted that, in addition to other evidence, Turilli had previously said that he had a “certified check
    of ten thousand dollars” to be collected upon proof that Jesse James had actually died in 1882.
    
    Id. at 761.
           10
    In Newman, a “self-styled ‘tax rebel,’” who “made a career and substantial profits out
    of his tax protest activities” and “promoted his books by appearing on over five hundred radio
    and television 
    programs,” 778 F.2d at 461
    –62, made a valid, time-limited offer when, in a live
    television appearance, he stated, “If anybody calls this show . . . and cites any section of this
    Code that says an individual is required to file a tax return, I will pay them $100,000,” 
    id. at 462
    (internal quotation marks omitted); see also 
    James, 473 S.W.2d at 761
    (noting that “[Turilli] had
    virtually made a career out of his contention Jesse W. James was not killed in 1882”).
    11
    
    Rosenthal, 374 A.2d at 379
    . Here, any promotional benefit that Mason might have
    received by appearing in the interview was incidental, not the “obvious purpose.” Rather, his
    televised appearance and his statements were on behalf of his client and went to the
    implausibility of the prosecution’s case against his client. Further, even a commercial
    advertisement will generally constitute an offer only when it is “clear, definite, and explicit, and
    leaves nothing open for negotiation.” See 
    Lefkowitz, 86 N.W.2d at 691
    .
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    statement, nor did he increase the amount at issue.12 He did not, nor did the show
    include, any information to contact Mason about the challenge. 13 Simply put,
    Mason’s conduct lacks any indicia of assent to contract.14
    In fact, none of Mason’s surrounding commentary—either in the unedited
    original interview or in the edited television broadcast—gave the slightest
    indication that his statement was anything other than a figure of speech. In the
    course of representing his client, Mason merely used a rhetorical expression to
    raise questions as to the prosecution’s case. We could just as easily substitute a
    comparable idiom such as “I’ll eat my hat” or “I’ll be a monkey’s uncle” into
    Mason’s interview in the place of “I’ll pay them a million dollars,” and the
    outcome would be the same. We would not be inclined to make him either
    12
    Compare with Augstein v. Leslie, where, in YouTube videos, news articles, and online
    postings on social media, Leslie stated he would pay a reward to anyone who returned his stolen
    laptop, gradually increasing the sum to one million dollars. No. 11 Civ. 7512, 
    2012 WL 4928914
    , *2–3 (S.D.N.Y. Oct. 17, 2012). Given the increase in the offer amount, the value of
    the property lost, and Leslie’s postings, the court found that “Leslie’s videos and other activities
    together [were] best characterized as an offer for a reward.” 
    Id. at *2.
           13
    Cf. 
    Newman, 778 F.2d at 462
    . During Schiff’s live interview on national television
    program, wherein Schiff made statements constituting an offer, “[t]he words ‘Nightwatch Phone-
    In’ and the telephone number [for the show] were flashed on the screen periodically during
    Schiff’s appearance. In addition, [the interviewer] repeated the telephone number and
    encouraged viewers to call and speak directly with Schiff on the air.” 
    Id. 14 Correspondingly,
    in Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc., Pepsi’s advertisement of a Harrier
    Fighter jet for 7,000,000 “Pepsi Points” did not result in a valid offer or enforceable contract
    because “no reasonable, objective person would have understood the commercial to make a
    serious 
    offer.” 88 F. Supp. 2d at 130
    –31.
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    consume his headwear or assume a simian relationship were he to be proven
    wrong; nor will we make him pay one million dollars here. 15
    Additionally, an enforceable contract requires mutual assent as to
    sufficiently definite essential terms. See Tiara Condo. Ass’n v. Marsh &
    McLennan Cos., 
    607 F.3d 742
    , 746 (11th Cir. 2010), certified question answered,
    
    110 So. 3d 399
    (Fla. 2013) (“Under Florida law, a claim for breach of an oral
    contract arises only when the parties mutually assented to a certain and definite
    proposition and left no essential terms open. ” (internal quotation marks omitted));
    Holloway v. Gutman, 
    707 So. 2d 356
    , 357 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 1998) (“Whether a
    contract is oral or written, it is essential that the parties mutually agree upon the
    material terms.”). Here, even the proper starting and ending points for Mason’s
    purported challenge were unspecified and indefinite; Kolodziej had to speculate
    and decide for himself what constituted the essential terms of the challenge. For
    instance, in the prosecution’s theory of the case, Serrano, using an alias, was seated
    in the coach section of an aircraft loaded with over one hundred other passengers.
    Kolodziej, however, purchased a front row aisle seat in first class and started the
    15
    However, unenforceable is not quite the same as “unlitigable,” since some people
    might still take such a challenge literally. For example, Donald Trump recently sued Bill Maher
    for breach of contract after Maher stated on national television that he would offer five million
    dollars to Trump, donatable to the charity of Trump’s choice, if Trump proved that he was not
    the spawn of an orangutan. See Compl., Trump v. Maher, No. BC499537 (Cal. Sup. Ct. filed
    Feb. 4, 2013), available at http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/trump-
    maher__130205003242.pdf. Trump claimed to accept this offer by providing a copy of his birth
    certificate as proof of his non-orangutan origin, filing suit when Maher did not respond to his
    demand for payment. Trump later voluntarily dismissed the suit.
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    twenty-eight-minute countdown from that prime location. Comparably, Kolodziej
    did not finish his performance in the La Quinta lobby; rather, Kolodziej ended the
    challenge at an EconoLodge, which, based on anecdotal information, he believed
    was the former location of the La Quinta in which Serrano stayed.
    We highlight these differences not to comment as to whether Kolodziej
    adequately performed the challenge—which the parties dispute for a multitude of
    additional reasons—but instead to illustrate the lack of definiteness and specificity
    in any purported offer (and absence of mutual assent thereto). It is challenging to
    point to anything Mason said or did that evinces a “display of willingness to enter
    into a contract on specified terms, made in a way that would lead a reasonable
    person to understand that an acceptance, having been sought, will result in a
    binding contract.” See Black’s Law Dictionary 1189 (9th ed. 2009) (defining
    “offer” in contract law); see also Tiara Condo. 
    Ass’n, 607 F.3d at 746
    . Therefore,
    we conclude that Mason did not manifest the requisite willingness to contract
    through his words or conduct, and no amount of subsequent effort by Kolodziej
    could turn Mason’s statements into an actionable offer.
    In further illustration of the lack of assent to contract in this case, we
    question whether even Kolodziej’s conduct—his “acceptance”—manifested assent
    to any perceived offer. Under the objective standard of assent, we do not look into
    the subjective minds of the parties; the law imputes an intention that corresponds
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    with the reasonable meaning of a party’s words and acts. See 
    Lucy, 84 S.E.2d at 522
    . We thus find it troublesome that, in all this time—ordering the transcript,
    studying it, purchasing tickets, recording himself making the trip—Kolodziej never
    made any effort to contact Mason to confirm the existence of an offer, to ensure
    any such offer was still valid after Serrano’s conviction, or to address the details
    and terms of the challenge. 16 However, we will not attribute bad intent when
    inexperience may suffice. Kolodziej may have learned in his contracts class that
    acceptance by performance results in an immediate, binding contract and that
    notice may not be necessary, but he apparently did not consider the absolute
    necessity of first having a specific, definite offer and the basic requirement of
    mutual assent. We simply are driven to ask, as Mason did in his response letter:
    “Why did you not just call?” Perhaps a jurist’s interpretation of an old aphorism
    provides the answer: “If, as Alexander Pope wrote, ‘a little learning is a dangerous
    thing,’ then a little learning in law is particularly perilous.” 17
    16
    This is additionally problematic considering the timeline of events. The murders took
    place in 1997; the interview, trial, conviction, sentencing, and broadcast of the edited interview
    all occurred in 2006. Yet Kolodziej claims to have accepted Mason’s “offer” by attempting the
    challenge in 2007, a year after the trial had concluded and the sentence had been returned. These
    factors raise serious doubts as to whether Kolodziej could even accept the purported offer, given
    that offers must be accepted within a reasonable time and Mason’s client had already been
    convicted. See 1 Williston on Contracts § 5:7 (4th ed.) (observing that, although offers of reward
    generally do not lapse for a substantial length of time, the reasonable-time analysis requires
    “taking into account the circumstances surrounding any particular offer”). A reasonable person
    would have had, at a minimum, hesitations as to whether any actionable offer had lapsed.
    17
    Chief Judge Gilbert in Ginn v. Farley, 
    403 A.2d 858
    , 859 (Md. Ct. Spec. App. 1979)
    (quoting Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism, Part II, line 15 (n.p. 1711)).
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    V.
    Finally, summary judgment was procedurally appropriate in this case.
    Mason’s spoken words, the circumstances in which those words were said, and the
    parties’ conduct are all undisputed, and we find “no genuine issue as to whether the
    parties’ conduct implied a contractual understanding.” See Bourque v. F.D.I.C., 
    42 F.3d 704
    , 708 (1st Cir. 1994) (internal quotation marks omitted) (affirming district
    court’s grant of summary judgment when the “words and actions that allegedly
    formed a contract” are “so clear themselves that reasonable people could not differ
    over their meaning”); Acumen Constr., 
    Inc., 616 So. 2d at 99
    .
    As the district court noted, “‘It is basic contract law that one cannot suppose,
    believe, suspect, imagine or hope that an offer has been made.’” Kolodziej, 996 F.
    Supp. 2d at 1251 (quoting Trefsgar v. Contributors to Pa. Hosp., No. CIV.A. 97–
    488, 
    1997 WL 214803
    , at *3 (E.D. Pa. Apr. 23, 1997)); see 
    Lucy, 84 S.E.2d at 522
    (“[T]he law imputes to a person an intention corresponding to the reasonable
    meaning of his words and acts.”). No reasonable person and no reasonable juror
    would think, absent any other indicia of seriousness, that Mason manifested
    willingness to enter into a contract in either the unedited interview or the edited
    broadcast relied upon by Kolodziej. Accordingly, Kolodziej cannot establish the
    basic requirements for contract formation. With no assent, there is no actionable
    offer; with no offer, there is no enforceable contract. See 
    Gibson, 539 So. 2d at 18
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    460 (“Absent mutual assent, neither the contract nor any of its provisions come
    into existence.”). Thus, Kolodziej’s breach-of-contract claim was appropriately
    dismissed on summary judgment. 18
    VI.
    Just as people are free to contract, they are also free from contract, and we
    find it neither prudent nor permissible to impose contractual liability for offhand
    remarks or grandstanding. Nor would it be advisable to scrutinize a defense
    attorney’s hyperbolic commentary for a hidden contractual agenda, particularly
    when that commentary concerns the substantial protections in place for criminal
    defendants. Having considered the content of Mason’s statements, the context in
    which they were made, and the conduct of the parties, we do not find it reasonable
    to conclude that Mason assented to enter into a contract with anyone for one
    million dollars. We affirm the district court’s judgment in favor of Mason and J.
    Cheney Mason, P.A.
    AFFIRMED.
    18
    Because we find that Mason’s statements in these circumstances do not constitute an
    enforceable contractual offer, regardless of which version of the statements is considered, we
    need not address Kolodziej’s additional arguments with regard to the district court’s reasoning.
    See 
    Fitzpatrick, 2 F.3d at 1117
    (providing that we may affirm on the basis of any adequate
    ground, “regardless of whether it is the one on which the district court relied”); see also 
    Bourque, 42 F.3d at 708
    (“[E]ven if the language of purported assent is susceptible of more than one
    reasonable interpretation, summary judgment is nevertheless appropriate if none of those
    interpretations would support the nonmovant’s legal argument.”).
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