Manu Kennedy v. Murial Bowser , 843 F.3d 529 ( 2016 )


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  •  United States Court of Appeals
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT
    Argued October 6, 2016             Decided December 9, 2016
    No. 15–7143
    MANU KENNEDY,
    APPELLANT
    v.
    MURIEL BOWSER,
    MAYOR OF WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, ET AL.,
    APPELLEES
    Appeal from the United States District Court
    for the District of Columbia
    (No. 1:13-cv-01384)
    Richard T. Seymour and Shannon C. Leary argued the
    cause for the appellant. Gary M. Gilbert was on the briefs.
    P. David Lopez, General Counsel, Equal Employment
    Opportunity Commission, Jennifer S. Goldstein, Associate
    General Counsel, Lorraine C. Davis, Assistant General
    Counsel, and Philip M. Kovnat, Attorney, were on the brief for
    amicus curiae Equal Employment Opportunity Commission in
    support of the appellant.
    Stacy L. Anderson, Senior Assistant Attorney General,
    Office of the Solicitor General, argued the cause for the
    appellees. Karl A. Racine, Attorney General for the District
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    of Columbia, Todd S. Kim, Solicitor General, and Loren L.
    AliKhan, Deputy Solicitor General, were with her on the brief.
    Before: HENDERSON and GRIFFITH, Circuit Judges, and
    SENTELLE, Senior Circuit Judge.
    Opinion for the Court filed by Circuit Judge HENDERSON.
    Concurring opinion filed by Circuit Judge GRIFFITH.
    KAREN LECRAFT HENDERSON, Circuit Judge: Manu
    Kennedy was a fireman with the District of Columbia (District)
    Fire and Emergency Medical Services Department
    (Department). He had a beard. Department policy required
    him to shave it. Because of a medical condition, however, he
    could not do so without discomfort and infection. He asked
    the Department to accommodate his condition.             The
    Department refused. Kennedy sued, alleging 28 counts of
    discrimination. As relevant here, he alleged disability
    discrimination under the Americans with Disabilities Act of
    1990 (ADA) and related statutes, arguing that his condition
    was a “disability” as defined by the ADA Amendments Act of
    2008 (Amendments Act or Act). The district court dismissed
    eight counts resting on that definition. It later denied
    reconsideration. Kennedy appeals the latter order on an
    interlocutory basis under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b).
    Section 1292(b) provides an appellate court with
    jurisdiction to review an interlocutory order only “if
    application is made to it within ten days after the entry of the
    order[.]” Kennedy did not satisfy that condition. He filed a
    notice of appeal in the district court two days after the court
    denied reconsideration. But he waited several weeks before
    filing his application in this Court. He does not dispute that
    his application was late and therefore inadequate under section
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    1292(b). Instead he contends that the notice of appeal and the
    order denying reconsideration, both of which were transmitted
    to this Court within the statutory period, serve the same
    purpose as an application and can be treated as such. We
    disagree. Even assuming the “functional equivalent” of an
    application satisfies section 1292(b) and Rule 5 of the Federal
    Rules of Appellate Procedure—an issue we do not decide—the
    notice and order here do not meet that description. Absent a
    timely application, we lack jurisdiction. Carr Park, Inc. v.
    Tesfaye, 
    229 F.3d 1192
    , 1194 (D.C. Cir. 2000) (per curiam).
    Accordingly, and for the reasons below, we dismiss Kennedy’s
    appeal.
    I. BACKGROUND
    Kennedy attempts to appeal the dismissal of several
    claims. We therefore “accept all the well-pleaded factual
    allegations of the complaint as true and draw all reasonable
    inferences from those allegations in [his] favor.” Banneker
    Ventures, LLC v. Graham, 
    798 F.3d 1119
    , 1129 (D.C. Cir.
    2015). Because we do not—indeed cannot—pass upon the
    merits, see Steel Co. v. Citizens for a Better Env’t, 
    523 U.S. 83
    ,
    93-95 (1998), we recite the facts and procedural history only as
    necessary to provide context for dismissing the appeal.
    A. ALLEGED DISCRIMINATION
    In 2001, the Department implemented a policy prohibiting
    beards.      The policy was meant to ensure that every
    firefighter’s respirator fit properly. Kennedy began working
    for the Department in 2002 and complied with the policy for
    several years. He did so even though he suffered from
    pseudofolliculitis barbae, a condition that can cause ingrown
    hairs, irritation, sores and infection from shaving.
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    By May 2008, Kennedy had an infected spot on his face
    that did not heal because of his close shaving. His
    dermatologist told him that he needed to maintain facial hair of
    at least one-eighth inch. Kennedy followed his physician’s
    recommendation and in July 2008 arrived at work with a beard.
    He gave the Department documentation of his physician’s
    opinion and sought an accommodation for his condition. The
    Department denied his request and temporarily suspended him.
    In September 2008, the Congress passed the Amendments
    Act, Pub. L. No. 110-325, 122 Stat. 3553, “to broaden the
    definition of a disability” under the ADA, 42 U.S.C. §§ 12101
    et seq. Nurriddin v. Bolden, 
    818 F.3d 751
    , 757 n.4 (D.C. Cir.
    2016) (per curiam); compare 42 U.S.C. § 12102(2) (1990)
    (earlier definition), with Amendments Act § 4(a), 122 Stat. at
    3555-56 (expanded definition). The Congress found that
    courts had unduly “narrowed the broad scope of protection
    intended to be afforded by the ADA” and “incorrectly found in
    individual cases that people with a range of substantially
    limiting impairments are not people with disabilities[.]”
    Amendments Act § 2(a)(4), (6), 122 Stat. at 3553. The Act
    took effect on January 1, 2009. Amendments Act § 8, 122
    Stat. at 3559.
    In 2009 through 2013, between absences owing to
    suspension, stress and depression, Kennedy continued to work
    at the Department. But because he had a beard—and even
    though he had passed a “fit test” demonstrating that he could
    safely wear a respirator over it—the Department limited him to
    office duty, training and fire inspections. At least twice after
    January 1, 2009, Kennedy sought an accommodation
    permitting him to work—bearded—full time in the field. The
    Department either denied the requests or did not act on them.
    Kennedy resigned in May 2013.
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    B. KENNEDY’S COMPLAINT
    In September 2013, Kennedy filed suit against the District,
    the Department and several officials. The district court
    dismissed from the suit all defendants except the District. The
    complaint alleged 28 counts of discrimination. At issue here
    are eight counts that allege violations of 42 U.S.C. § 1983
    (Counts 6, 9 and 13); the District of Columbia Human Rights
    Act of 1977, D.C. CODE §§ 2-1401.01 et seq. (Counts 10 and
    14); and the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, 29 U.S.C. §§ 701 et
    seq. (Counts 22, 23 and 24). Those eight counts rest on
    Kennedy’s claim that his condition, pseudofolliculitis barbae,
    is a disability within the meaning of the ADA.
    C. DISTRICT COURT’S DISMISSAL OF COUNTS
    AND CERTIFICATION OF APPEAL
    In March 2015, the district court dismissed those eight
    counts. It recognized that, before it could determine whether
    Kennedy had alleged facts sufficient to stave off dismissal, it
    had to decide whether the Amendments Act applied. It held
    that the Act did not apply and that “the pre-amendment liability
    standards govern this case.” Mem. Op. 9, Dkt. No. 21 (Mar.
    20, 2015). In reaching its conclusion, the court emphasized
    that the Act “did not become effective until January 1, 2009,
    and it does not have retroactive effect.” 
    Id. at 7
    (citing Lytes v.
    D.C. Water & Sewer Auth., 
    572 F.3d 936
    (D.C. Cir. 2009)).
    In the court’s view, applying the Act’s expanded definition of a
    disability even to the Department’s post-enactment failures to
    accommodate Kennedy’s condition gave the Act retroactive
    effect because the Department’s conduct related back to the
    2008 request for an accommodation. The court then held that
    Kennedy’s condition did not meet the pre-2009 definition of a
    disability. It did not address whether his condition is a
    disability under the expanded definition.
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    In April 2015, Kennedy moved the district court to
    reconsider its decision. 1 Alternatively, he asked the court to
    amend its March 2015 order by certifying it for interlocutory
    appeal pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b).
    On November 16, 2015, the district court denied
    reconsideration but certified for immediate appeal “the issue of
    whether the [expanded] definition of ‘disability’ applies to
    Kennedy’s complaints . . . .” 2 Mem. Op. & Order 9, Dkt. No.
    30 (Nov. 16, 2015). The court concluded that the issue is “‘a
    controlling question of law’”; “‘there is substantial ground for
    difference of opinion’” about it; and an interlocutory appeal
    “‘may materially advance the ultimate termination of the
    litigation.’”  
    Id. (quoting 28
    U.S.C. § 1292(b)).             In
    acknowledging substantial ground for difference of opinion,
    1
    Kennedy styled his motion as one to alter or amend
    judgment. Because the district court’s March 2015 order did not
    resolve all of his claims or result in a judgment, however, the court
    treated the motion as one seeking reconsideration. Kennedy does
    not claim error on that score.
    2
    Under section 1292(b), “appellate jurisdiction applies to the
    order certified to the court of appeals, and is not tied to the particular
    question formulated by the district court.” Yamaha Motor Corp.,
    U.S.A. v. Calhoun, 
    516 U.S. 199
    , 205 (1996) (emphasis in original).
    The district court did not specify which order—the March 2015
    order dismissing counts or the November 2015 order denying
    reconsideration—it was certifying. But because the time for
    appealing the March order had expired, and because the certification
    was included in the November order, we conclude that the court
    certified the latter order. See FED. R. APP. P. 5(a)(3) (“[T]he district
    court may amend its order, either on its own or in response to a
    party’s motion, to include the required permission or statement. In
    that event, the time to petition runs from entry of the amended
    order.”).
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    the court pointed especially to guidance from the United States
    Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) that the
    Amendments Act “‘would apply to denials of reasonable
    accommodation where a request was made (or an earlier
    request was renewed) . . . after January 1, 2009.’” 
    Id. at 6
    (quoting EEOC, Questions and Answers on Final Rule
    Implementing ADA Amendments Act of 2008,
    http://www.eeoc.gov/laws/regulations/ada_qa_final_rule.cfm)
    (emphasis supplied by district court). And in concluding that
    an interlocutory appeal materially advanced the litigation, the
    court noted that “an eventual reversal . . . after the parties fully
    litigate the remaining counts would likely require reopening
    discovery on the issues of disability and reasonable
    accommodation, resulting in significant but avoidable costs
    and delays.” 
    Id. at 7
    .
    D. KENNEDY’S ATTEMPT TO PERFECT APPEAL
    Section 1292(b) requires the appellant to file an
    application for permission to appeal with the appellate court
    within ten days after entry of the order from which the appeal is
    taken. Under Federal Rule of Appellate Procedure 5, which
    implements section 1292(b), 3 “[a] notice of appeal need not be
    filed.” FED. R. APP. P. 5(d)(2).
    Notwithstanding those provisions, Kennedy filed a notice
    of appeal in district court on November 18, 2015, two days
    after the order denying reconsideration. The next day,
    November 19, the district court transmitted the notice and the
    order to this Court. Kennedy did not file an application in this
    3
    Rule 5 “govern[s] all discretionary appeals from district-court
    orders, judgments, or decrees . . . includ[ing] interlocutory appeals
    under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b), (c)(1), (d)(1) & (2).” FED. R. APP. P. 5
    advisory committee’s note to 1998 amendments.
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    Court until December 30, 2015, several weeks after the ten-day
    deadline had passed. In early January 2016, the District filed
    an opposition asking that the application be denied as untimely.
    The application was referred to the merits panel.
    II. ANALYSIS
    Kennedy argues that we have jurisdiction under section
    1292(b). 4 He does not dispute that, because his application to
    this Court was untimely, it did not itself satisfy the statute or
    Rule 5. FED. R. APP. P. 5(a)(2) (“The petition must be filed
    within the time specified by the statute or rule authorizing the
    appeal . . . .”); see FED. R. APP. P. 26(b)(1) (“[T]he court may
    not extend the time to file . . . a petition for permission to
    appeal . . . .”). He contends, however, that his notice of appeal
    and the order denying reconsideration—both of which were
    transmitted to this Court within the statutory period—are the
    “functional equivalent” of a timely application. Appellant’s
    Reply Br. 8; see Appellant’s Br. 4-5. We disagree.
    Section 1292(b) provides:
    When a district judge, in making in a civil
    action an order not otherwise appealable under
    this section, shall be of the opinion that such
    order involves a controlling question of law as
    to which there is substantial ground for
    difference of opinion and that an immediate
    appeal from the order may materially advance
    4
    Because Kennedy invokes only section 1292(b), we need not
    consider whether there is any alternative basis for jurisdiction. See
    Scenic Am., Inc. v. Dep’t of Transp., 
    836 F.3d 42
    , 53 n.4 (D.C. Cir.
    2016) (“Although a party cannot forfeit a claim that we lack
    jurisdiction, it can forfeit a claim that we possess jurisdiction.”).
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    the ultimate termination of the litigation, he
    shall so state in writing in such order. The
    Court of Appeals which would have jurisdiction
    of an appeal of such action may thereupon, in its
    discretion, permit an appeal to be taken from
    such order, if application is made to it within ten
    days after the entry of the order: Provided,
    however, That application for an appeal
    hereunder shall not stay proceedings in the
    district court unless the district judge or the
    Court of Appeals or a judge thereof shall so
    order.
    28 U.S.C. § 1292(b).
    Rule 5 effectuates and augments the statute. Rule 5(a)(1)
    provides in part that “a party must file a petition for permission
    to appeal[,]” which petition “must be filed with the circuit
    clerk[.]” Rule 5(b)(1) lists the required “[c]ontents of the
    [p]etition” as follows:
    (A) the facts necessary to understand the
    question presented;
    (B) the question itself;
    (C) the relief sought;
    (D) the reasons why the appeal should be
    allowed and is authorized by a statute or rule; and
    (E) an attached copy of:
    (i) the order, decree, or judgment
    complained of and any related opinion or
    memorandum, and
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    (ii) any order stating the district court’s
    permission to appeal or finding that the
    necessary conditions are met.
    Finally, Rule 5(b)(2) provides that “[a] party may file an
    answer in opposition or a cross-petition within 10 days after the
    petition is served.”
    We have not previously addressed whether a notice of
    appeal, accompanied by the order certifying an appeal, can
    satisfy section 1292(b) and Rule 5 if the documents are
    transmitted to this Court within the statutory period. In Carr
    Park, Inc. v. Tesfaye, 
    229 F.3d 1192
    (D.C. Cir. 2000) (per
    curiam), we broadly stated that “[f]ailure to file the petition for
    permission to appeal within the 10-day period provided by the
    statute deprives us of jurisdiction over the appeal.” 
    Id. at 1194.
    No notice of appeal was filed there, see Tesfaye v. Carr
    Park, Inc., 1:99-cv-02561 (D.D.C.), and we therefore had no
    occasion to decide the question we confront today.
    Our sister circuits have taken divergent approaches to the
    application requirement. Some have “strictly construed” the
    requirement. Milbert v. Bison Labs., Inc., 
    260 F.2d 431
    , 435
    (3d Cir. 1958) (en banc); see also, e.g., Lynch v.
    Johns-Manville Sales Corp., 
    701 F.2d 44
    , 45 (6th Cir. 1983)
    (per curiam) (requiring “strict compliance”). Other courts are
    somewhat more flexible. Analogizing to United States
    Supreme Court precedent interpreting Federal Rule of
    Appellate Procedure 3, see Smith v. Barry, 
    502 U.S. 244
    ,
    247-50 (1992); Torres v. Oakland Scavenger Co., 
    487 U.S. 312
    , 314-18 (1988), the latter courts have held or at least
    suggested that they do not require strict compliance if a
    “functional equivalent” serves as the application, see, e.g., In
    re Turner, 
    574 F.3d 349
    , 351-54 (7th Cir. 2009) (Rule 5);
    Blausey v. U.S. Tr., 
    552 F.3d 1124
    , 1130-31 (9th Cir. 2009)
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    (per curiam) (Rule 5); Estate of Storm v. Nw. Iowa Hosp.
    Corp., 
    548 F.3d 686
    , 687-88 (8th Cir. 2008) (per curiam)
    (section 1292(b) and Rule 5); Main Drug, Inc. v. Aetna U.S.
    Healthcare, Inc., 
    475 F.3d 1228
    , 1231-32 (11th Cir. 2007)
    (Rule 5); Casey v. Long Island R.R. Co., 
    406 F.3d 142
    , 145-46
    (2d Cir. 2005) (section 1292(b) and Rule 5); Aucoin v.
    Matador Servs., Inc., 
    749 F.2d 1180
    , 1181 (5th Cir. 1985)
    (section 1292(b) and Rule 5).
    We need not choose between the competing approaches
    here. Even under the more flexible approach, the documents
    the district court transmitted to this Court were not equivalent
    to an application. See 
    Torres, 487 U.S. at 315-16
    (“Permitting
    imperfect but substantial compliance with a technical
    requirement is not the same as waiving the requirement
    altogether as a jurisdictional threshold.”). The baseline
    requirement is that the “party must file a petition for
    permission to appeal . . . with the circuit clerk . . . .” FED. R.
    APP. P. 5(a)(1) (emphasis added). The only thing Kennedy
    filed within the statutory period was the notice of appeal.
    Because the notice was not directed to this Court and did not
    request permission to appeal, it nowise functioned as an
    application. See Main 
    Drug, 475 F.3d at 1232
    (notice of
    appeal and application for permission to appeal “are
    fundamentally different” in terms of “function”); 
    Aucoin, 749 F.2d at 1181
    (notice of appeal “misfires in function”); cf.
    
    Casey, 406 F.3d at 146
    (merits brief filed in court of appeals
    before section 1292(b)’s ten-day deadline was functional
    equivalent of application).
    Nor do we have any business rewriting Rule 5 to permit a
    would-be appellant to enlist the district court to serve as his
    proxy by the latter’s transmitting the notice of appeal and the
    order under review as a rough substitute for an application.
    The district court’s order explained why, in the court’s view,
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    the case met the statutory criteria for certification. Mem. Op.
    & Order 9, Dkt. No. 30 (Nov. 16, 2015) (court concluded that
    Amendments Act issue was “‘a controlling question of law as
    to which there is substantial ground for difference of opinion’”
    and that “‘an immediate appeal . . . may materially advance the
    ultimate termination of the litigation’”) (quoting 28 U.S.C. §
    1292(b)) (ellipses supplied by district court). To repeat,
    however, the Rule requires that a party file the petition, FED. R.
    APP. P. 5(a)(1), which means that the party must explain “why
    the appeal should be allowed and is authorized by a statute or
    rule[,]” FED. R. APP. P. 5(b)(1)(D). Because the Rule
    demands the applicant’s advocacy, transmission of the district
    court’s views does not suffice. The Supreme Court has all but
    stated as much. See Coopers & Lybrand v. Livesay, 
    437 U.S. 463
    , 475 (1978) (“[E]ven if the district judge certifies the order
    under § 1292(b), the appellant still has the burden of
    persuading the court of appeals that exceptional circumstances
    justify a departure from the basic policy of postponing
    appellate review until after the entry of a final judgment.”)
    (internal quotation omitted).
    Section 1292(b)’s discretionary nature reinforces our
    conclusion. 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b) (if district court certifies
    appeal, appellate court “may thereupon, in its discretion,
    permit an appeal to be taken . . .”). The legislative history
    compares the appellate court’s discretion under section
    1292(b) to the Supreme Court’s discretion to grant or deny
    certiorari under 28 U.S.C. § 1254(1). S. Rep. No. 85-2434, at
    3 (1958) (appellate court “may refuse to entertain such an
    appeal in much the same manner that the Supreme Court today
    refuses to entertain applications for writs of certiorari”). In
    other words, we “may deny the appeal for any reason,
    including docket congestion,” Coopers & 
    Lybrand, 437 U.S. at 475
    , and we are not limited to the statutory criteria that govern
    the district court’s certification decision, Katz v. Carte Blanche
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    Corp., 
    496 F.2d 747
    , 754 (3d Cir. 1974) (en banc). It follows
    that the district court, in certifying an appeal, may not
    ordinarily discuss all of the considerations bearing on “why the
    appeal should be allowed[.]” FED. R. APP. P. 5(b)(1)(D).
    That is the applicant’s task, a necessary part of which is
    persuading us that there is no prudential impediment to our
    interlocutory review. See, e.g., Garcia v. Johanns, 
    444 F.3d 625
    , 636-37 (D.C. Cir. 2006) (declining under section 1292(b)
    to review claim “benefit[ing] from further development in the
    district court”); 16 CHARLES ALAN WRIGHT ET AL., FEDERAL
    PRACTICE AND PROCEDURE: JURISDICTION AND RELATED
    MATTERS § 3929, at 447-52 & nn.51, 54-58 (3d ed. 2012)
    (citing cases denying or withdrawing permission to appeal for
    various prudential reasons).
    In short, neither the notice of appeal nor the district court’s
    order performed the required adversarial functions. The
    notice was pro forma. The order (properly) addressed only
    the statutory criteria with no reference to prudential
    considerations that might stay our hand until final judgment.
    Additionally, Kennedy’s failure to file a bona fide application
    within the statutory period deprived the District of an
    opportunity to respond promptly. Under Rule 5(b)(2), the
    District was entitled to “file an answer in opposition or a
    cross-petition within 10 days after the petition [was] served.”
    If Kennedy were right that he effectively petitioned this Court
    on November 19, 2015—the day the notice and the order were
    transmitted—the District’s answer would have been due on
    November 30. 5 Yet the District could not have known the
    clock was ticking because Kennedy had not served an
    application on it. At oral argument, Kennedy emphasized that
    the District was able to address jurisdiction throughout the
    5
    November 29 was a Sunday so the due date would have been
    November 30. See FED. R. APP. P. 26(a)(1)(C).
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    pendency of the appeal, including at the merits stage. Oral
    Arg. Recording 3:53-5:37. 6 But the point of the ten-day
    deadlines for both the application and the answer is to ensure a
    fast and focused process for deciding, before merits briefing,
    whether we review the matter at all. 
    Aucoin, 749 F.2d at 1181
    (timely application “permits a near-contemporaneous
    assessment by the trial and appellate courts of the need for
    immediate appellate review” and “inform[s] the appellate court
    in a manner which allows it promptly to respond”); see also S.
    Rep. No. 85-2434, at 3 (application requirement is “protection
    against delay”).     Kennedy’s untimeliness thwarted that
    threshold process.
    *****
    The notice of appeal and the order transmitted to this
    Court on November 19, 2015, were not the functional
    equivalent of an application for permission to appeal and the
    application that Kennedy filed on December 30, 2015, was
    untimely under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b). Because a timely
    application is a “condition precedent[]” to appellate
    jurisdiction, 
    Milbert, 260 F.2d at 435
    ; see Carr Park, 
    Inc., 229 F.3d at 1194
    , we dismiss the appeal.
    So ordered.
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    Kennedy also urged us to treat the district court’s
    certification of an appeal as “entry of a final judgment” under
    Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 54(b), at least as to the eight counts
    based on the ADA. Oral Arg. Recording 5:37-7:39. Because he
    raised that point for the first time at oral argument, we do not
    consider it. United States ex rel. Davis v. District of Columbia, 
    793 F.3d 120
    , 127 (D.C. Cir. 2015) (“Generally, arguments raised for the
    first time at oral argument are forfeited.”).
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    GRIFFITH, Circuit Judge, concurring:
    I join the court’s holding that Kennedy failed to timely
    file even the functional equivalent of a petition for permission
    to appeal under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b) and Federal Rule of
    Appellate Procedure 5. Before the statutory deadline, all
    Kennedy did was file a notice of appeal with the district
    court’s clerk. And all this court received—transmitted by the
    district court’s clerk—was that notice, the district court’s
    opinion and order certifying the interlocutory appeal, and the
    district court’s docket sheet. These materials failed to perform
    two essential functions of a petition for permission to appeal:
    to actually request permission from this court, and to put the
    other party on notice of its chance to respond. See Slip Op. at
    11, 13-14; see also FED. R. APP. P. 5(a)(1) (“To request
    permission to appeal . . . a party must file a petition for
    permission to appeal.”); 
    id. (requiring “proof
    of service on all
    other parties to the district-court action”); 
    id. 5(b)(2) (“A
    party may file an answer in opposition or a cross-petition
    within 10 days after the petition is served.”).
    I write separately to emphasize that our decision is
    limited to the facts at hand: a filing that fails to perform the
    most rudimentary functions of a proper petition. Our holding
    does not resolve whether more conscientious efforts might
    qualify as functional equivalents of petitions for permission to
    appeal. For instance, we do not rule out that a filing might
    pass muster as a functional equivalent if it adopts the district
    court’s reasoning by reference. But Kennedy’s filing did not
    even direct attention to the portion of the district court’s
    opinion discussing § 1292(b). Neither do we hold that a party
    must anticipate and address the range of prudential
    considerations that the appellate court might find relevant.
    But Kennedy failed even to ask this court to permit the
    appeal. Nor do we hold that a party may never use an agent to
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    transmit a petition to the circuit court as Kennedy does not
    argue that he had used the district court’s clerk in that way.
    One final note. Because of the failure by Kennedy’s
    counsel to petition for permission to appeal, we are barred
    from addressing a merits issue that the district court thought
    close and important enough to certify for interlocutory
    review. If Kennedy still believes that issue warrants
    resolution, he might seek a new certification order from the
    district court. Our limited decision today says nothing about
    whether a second attempt would succeed. Cf. Marisol v.
    Giuliani, 
    104 F.3d 524
    , 527-28 (2d Cir. 1997) (describing a
    circuit split over whether a new certification order restarts the
    § 1292(b) clock); 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b) (requiring both
    certification from the district court and permission from the
    appellate court).