Hollister v. Soetoro , 258 F.R.D. 1 ( 2009 )


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  •                    UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
    GREGORY S. HOLLISTER,            :
    :
    Plaintiff,             :
    :
    v.                          : Civil Action No. 08-2254 (JR)
    :
    BARRY SOETORO, et al.,           :
    :
    Defendants.            :
    MEMORANDUM ORDER
    We live in a free country.   Our liberties are manifold
    and are the envy of the world.   In the very top tier of those
    liberties, enshrined in the First Amendment, is “the right of the
    people . . . to petition the Government for a redress of
    grievances.”   Many of those petitions are presented to judges.
    Every judge knows that a disturbingly high percentage of them
    involve petty slights, or imagined injuries, or matters that lie
    well beyond the reach of the judicial writ, but most judges will
    agree that it is important at least to listen to them --
    especially to the grievances of poor petitioners, or
    disadvantaged petitioners, or petitioners who do not have
    lawyers -- even if the courts are powerless to grant relief.
    Lawyers who come to court to present grievances,
    however, are held to a higher standard than disadvantaged or
    unrepresented persons.   For lawyers, there are rules.   A lawyer
    knows that no judge has any business addressing or ruling upon a
    dispute, no matter how fervently he or his clients may feel about
    it, unless the judge has both personal and subject matter
    jurisdiction, unless the client has standing to be heard, unless
    the cause is ripe and justiciable, and unless the complaint
    states a claim upon which relief can be granted.    A lawyer who
    comes to federal court also knows, because the Federal Rules of
    Civil Procedure plainly say so, that his signature on a complaint
    “certifies that to the best of the person’s knowledge and belief,
    formed after an inquiry reasonable under the circumstances,” the
    complaint “is not being presented for any improper purpose,” Rule
    11(b)(1), and that “the claims . . . and other legal contentions
    are warranted by existing law or by a nonfrivolous argument for
    extending, modifying, or reversing existing law or for
    establishing new law,” Rule 11(b)(2).
    John D. Hemenway is a lawyer and a member of the bar of
    this court.   The dispute that he attempted to litigate here was
    about whether or not Barack Obama is a “natural born Citizen,”
    and thereby qualified under Article II, section 1 of the
    Constitution to be President.    Many people, perhaps as many as a
    couple of dozen, feel deeply about this issue.    Attempts have
    been made to tee the question up for judicial resolution in a
    number of courts across the country.     See, defendant’s motion to
    dismiss [Dkt. #9-1 p. 3, n.1].    Mr. Hemenway’s associate,
    Philip J. Berg, made at least one such attempt, suing in a
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    federal court in Pennsylvania, naming himself as plaintiff.
    After that suit was dismissed (for lack of standing), and after
    the Supreme Court declined to hear him, Mr. Berg (apparently)
    found another plaintiff, a man who retired from the Air Force as
    a colonel more than ten years ago and now claims to be uncertain
    about whether -– if he were recalled to active duty -– he would
    have to obey commands that come from President Obama as
    commander-in-chief.      Mr. Berg (presumably) enlisted Mr. Hemenway
    in this cause.     Mr. Hemenway, Mr. Berg, and Lawrence J. Joyce
    then filed this lawsuit.1      Mr. Hemenway signed the complaint,
    certifying his compliance with Rule 11(b).
    The complaint asserts a single cause of action,
    invoking the interpleader statute, 
    28 U.S.C. § 2235
    .            That
    statute provides:
    (a) The district courts shall have original
    jurisdiction of any civil action of interpleader or in
    the nature of interpleader filed by any person, firm,
    or corporation, association, or society having in his
    or its custody or possession money or property of the
    value of $500 or more, or having issued a note, bond,
    certificate, policy of insurance, or other instrument
    of value or amount of $500 or more, or providing for
    the delivery or payment or the loan of money or
    property of such amount or value, or being under any
    obligation written or unwritten to the amount of $500
    or more, if
    (1) Two or more adverse claimants, of diverse
    citizenship as defined in subsection (a) or (d) of
    section 1332 of this title, are claiming or may claim
    1
    Messrs. Berg and Joyce are not members of the bar of this court and
    were not granted leave to appear pro hac vice. See [#10].
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    to be entitled to such money or property, or to any one
    or more of the benefits arising by virtue of any note,
    bond, certificate, policy or other instrument, or
    arising by virtue of any such obligation; and if
    (2) the plaintiff has deposited such money or property
    or has paid the amount of or the loan or other value of
    such instrument or the amount due under such obligation
    into the registry of the court, there to abide the
    judgment of the court, or has given bond payable to the
    clerk of the court in such amount and with such surety
    as the court or judge may deem proper, conditioned upon
    the compliance by the plaintiff with the future order
    or judgment of the court with respect to the subject
    matter of the controversy.
    (b) Such an action may be entertained although the
    titles or claims of the conflicting claimants do not
    have a common origin, or are not identical, but are
    adverse to and independent of one another.
    I have said nothing, and have nothing to say, about the
    merits of the “natural born Citizen” question that Messrs.
    Hemenway, Berg, et al., have sought to present here.   I have no
    business addressing the merits, because, having found that
    Mr. Hemenway’s interpleader suit failed to state a claim upon
    which relief can be granted, I have dismissed it.   The only
    question that remains before me is whether Mr. Hemenway, when he
    signed the complaint, violated Rule 11(b).   It seemed to me when
    I dismissed the complaint, on March 5, 2009, that Mr. Hemenway’s
    invocation of the interpleader statute as the vehicle for his
    complaint was completely frivolous.   For that reason, and in
    compliance with Rule 11(c)(3), I ordered Mr. Hemenway to show
    cause why I should not find him in violation of Rule 11(b),
    either because he presented the suit for an improper purpose,
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    Rule 11(b)(1), or because his claims and other legal contentions
    were not “warranted by existing law or by a nonfrivolous argument
    for extending, modifying, or reversing existing law or for
    establishing new law,” Rule 11(b)(2), or both.   Mr. Hemenway,
    responding to that order, has filed about 35 pages of argument
    and self-justification.   Most of his submission deals with the
    merits of his claim, which, again, are not the subject of the
    present memorandum.
    In so far as Mr. Hemenway’s submission addresses the
    legal sufficiency of his interpleader claim, his argument may be
    summarized as follows:
    (I.)   The word “property” in the interpleader statute,
    
    28 U.S.C. § 1335
    , must be construed broadly.   For this
    proposition, Mr. Hemenway cites no authority construing the word
    “property” as it appears in the interpleader statute; he cites
    only cases decided in the context of other statutes: Carpenter v.
    U.S., 
    484 U.S. 19
     (1987) (confidential information is “property”
    within the meaning of the mail and wire fraud statute); First
    Victoria Nat. Bank v. U.S., 
    620 F.2d 1096
     (5th Cir. 1980) “rice
    history acreage” is “property” for estate tax purposes); Matter
    of Nichols, 
    4 B.R. 711
     (E.D. Mich 1980) (in bankruptcy law,
    “property” refers to “one, or some, of whatever kind of those
    items which are subject to ownership, whether it is tangible or
    intangible, visible or invisible, corporeal or incorporeal, real
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    or personal”); and Glosband v. Watts Detective Agency, Inc., 
    21 B.R. 963
    , 971-72 (D.Mass. 1981) (in bankruptcy law, “property”
    interpreted “most generously” to incorporate “anything of value
    which but for the transfer might have been preserved for the
    trustee to the ultimate benefit of the bankrupt's creditors”).
    (ii.)   Mr. Hollister’s “duty” can be the subject of an
    interpleader action.   Here, Mr. Hemenway cites Bank of Neosho v.
    Colcord,, 
    8 F.R.D. 621
     (W.D.Mo. 1949), for the proposition that
    “a duty with respect to a sum of money has . . . been found to be
    a proper matter for interpleader.”     [Dkt. #23, p. 10.]   That is a
    significant distortion of the decision.     Colcord (even if it were
    controlling law, which it is not) does not support Mr. Hemenway’s
    point.   Colcord was a traditional interpleader case that involved
    a contract for the sale of a ranch.     The sale “failed,” whereupon
    the disinterested stakeholder, uncertain whether to disburse the
    $5,000 earnest money to the contract seller or the contract
    buyer, deposited the funds in the registry of the court and sued
    for interpleader.   The contract buyer then cross-claimed against
    the contract seller for specific; the contract seller moved to
    dismiss because the cross-claim was not for interpleader; and the
    court denied the motion, deciding nothing more than that a cross-
    claim for the “duty” of specific performance would lie in the
    same case because it involved the same subject matter as the
    underlying interpleader action.
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    (iii.)    An interpleader case does not require a formal
    demand on the plaintiff or even a deposit with the court.       Here
    Mr. Hemenway cites Dunbar v. United States, 
    502 F.2d 506
    , 511
    (5th Cir. 1974).    Worse than distorting the holding of that case,
    he completely misstates it.    In Dunbar, the post office refused
    to deliver a suspicious package of money, and the United States
    filed an interpleader action to see who might claim it.    The
    court was harshly critical of the government’s resort to “cosmic
    interpleader,” 
    id. at 512
    , and refused to allow the government to
    use the suit as a vehicle for the conduct of broad discovery.
    What Mr. Hemenway should have gleaned from the case was the
    court’s finding that “a prerequisite for [interpleader] is that
    the party requesting interpleader demonstrate that he has been or
    may be subjected to adverse claims.”    American Fidelity Fire Ins.
    Co. v. Construcciones Werl, Inc., 407 F. Supp 164, 173 (D.V.I.
    1975), which Mr. Hemenway cites with Dunbar, is to the same
    effect.   Underwriters at Lloyd’s v. Nichols, 
    363 F.2d 357
     (8th
    Cir. 1966), an exhaustive and scholarly opinion, comes to the
    same conclusion, concluding that interpleader requires real
    claims, or at least the threat of real claims -- not theoretical,
    polemical, speculative, or I’m-afraid-it-might-happen-someday
    claims.
    (iv.)    No court has held “that [an] intangible res
    cannot be the subject of Interpleader.”    [Dkt. #23, p. 11].    This
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    proposition is remarkable only for the authorities Mr. Hemenway
    cites to support it: Martin v. Wilks, 
    490 U.S. 755
     (1989) (a
    decision that has nothing to do with any issue in this case, as
    nearly as I can tell); and N.O.W. v. Scheidler, 
    510 U.S. 249
    (1994) (statutory construction: motivation of economic purpose
    will not be read into RICO statute).   Moreover, one might add, no
    court has held that a claim made for the first time cannot on
    that account be found frivolous, or that “creativity” confers
    immunity from Rule 11 sanctions.
    Perhaps the most interesting case that Mr. Hemenway
    cites -– interesting because, more than any of the others in his
    submission, it demonstrates just what is wrong with his
    interpleader claim -- is Xerox Corp. v. Nashua Corp., 314 F. Supp
    1187 (S.D.N.Y. 1970).   Xerox sued Nashua for infringing its
    patent on copy paper.   Nashua counterclaimed to interplead RCA,
    asserting that, if it was infringing Xerox’s patent, it was also
    infringing a patent owned by RCA, and that it did not know to
    which party it should pay royalties.   Judge Weinfeld observed,
    
    id.
     at 1189:
    Although Nashua's invocation of interpleader in this
    case is novel, its assertion that if the two patents
    interfere, interpleader should lie because of the risk
    of multiple liability is not without appeal. Rule
    22(1) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
    authorizes an interpleader action where (1) two or more
    persons have claims against the interpleading party,
    and (2) as a result, the interpleading party is or may
    be exposed to multiple liability. It is no longer
    required that the claims be of common origin or that
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    the interpleading party be a wholly neutral
    stakeholder. The rule does not even require a ‘stake’
    or ‘fund’ as such. The action will lie where all that
    is involved is the threat of multiple liability on what
    is in fact but a single claim or obligation. While the
    patent situation is more complex than the normal
    interpleader situation, its complexity alone does not
    foreclose interpleader.
    Judge Weinfeld dismissed the interpleader claim, however, finding
    that “the postulated situation envisaged by Nashua remains no
    more than a conjectural view of possible conflicting holdings,”
    id. at 1190 (emphasis added).   Judge Weinfeld went on to state,
    id.:
    The court is not prepared to cast Xerox and RCA in the
    role of unwilling litigants where, upon substantial
    grounds, they challenge the validity of the basis upon
    which Nashua seeks to force them into adversary
    positions, while Nashua presents only its bare
    conclusions in support of its position. Although
    parties should be protected against multiple and
    conflicting liability . . . unjustified interpleader
    proceedings in a case such as this have substantial
    disadvantages.
    “The case offered no hope whatsoever of success, and
    plaintiffs’ attorneys surely knew it.”   That was the finding of
    Judge Jackson in Saltany v. Reagan, 
    702 F. Supp. 319
    , 322 (D.D.C.
    1988), a case in which, as in this one, the plaintiffs had an axe
    to grind -– a case, like this one, that “[t]he Court surmise[d]
    was brought as a public statement of protest of Presidential
    action with which counsel (and, to be sure, their clients) were
    in profound disagreement.”   Finding that the plaintiffs’
    injuries were not insubstantial (plaintiffs were suing for
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    injuries, deaths, and losses suffered in the 1986 American
    airstrikes against Libya), Judge Jackson concluded that the suit
    was not “frivolous so much as it is audacious,” and he declined
    to find a Rule 11 violation or to impose sanctions on counsel.
    Saltany, 
    702 F. Supp. at 322
    .       The Court of Appeals reversed, 
    886 F.2d 438
     (D.C. Cir. 1989).      The trial court’s finding that “[t]he
    case offered no hope whatsoever of success, and plaintiffs'
    attorneys surely knew it” was, the Court of Appeals held, a
    finding “in substance if not in terms, that plaintiffs' counsel
    had violated Rule 11.”      
    Id. at 440
    .2    Judge Jackson had been
    inclined to cut counsel a break, because their suit was brought
    as a “public statement of protest.”         The Court of Appeals was not
    so inclined: “We do not conceive it a proper function of a
    federal court to serve as a forum for ‘protests,’ to the
    detriment of parties with serious disputes waiting to be heard.”
    
    Ibid.
    This case, like Saltany, offered no hope whatsoever of
    success, and Mr. Hemenway surely knew it.         Mr. Hemenway had no
    colorable authority for the proposition that Mr. Hollister’s
    contingent claim of “duty” could be the res in an interpleader
    suit, or, given the speculative and contingent nature of such a
    2
    That holding was reaffirmed, on a second appeal, by the law of the
    case doctrine, see Saltany v. Bush, 
    960 F.2d 1060
     (D.C. Cir. 1992), over the
    dissent of Judge Wald that “no hope whatsoever of success” was “not an
    appropriate substitute for the findings required by Rule 11,” 
    id. at 1061
    .
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    “duty,” that his claim had any particular dollar value.
    Mr. Hemenway’s complaint did not even allege the sine qua non of
    an interpleader suit -– that “[t]wo or more adverse
    claimants . . . are claiming or may claim to be entitled to such
    money or property, or to any one or more of the benefits . . .
    arising by virtue of any such obligation. . . .” 
    28 U.S.C. § 1335
    (a)(1).    Mr. Hemenway’s suit was not a suit in interpleader
    or in the nature of interpleader.        It was legally frivolous.
    By signing and filing a legally frivolous complaint, Mr. Hemenway
    violated at least Rule 11(b)(2).
    The Court of Appeals remanded Santany to Judge Jackson
    with instructions to impose a sanction, since, when that case was
    decided in 1989, a sanction was mandatory upon a finding of a
    Rule 11 violation.     The 1993 amendments to Rule 11 made the
    imposition of sanctions discretionary with the trial court.
    Extensive Advisory Committee Notes explained that “the purpose of
    Rule 11 sanctions is to deter rather than compensate.”            Rule
    11(c)(4) thus contemplates and permits a monetary sanction in the
    form of a penalty, but such a sanction is now limited to “what
    suffices to deter repetition of the conduct or comparable conduct
    by others similarly situated.”3
    3
    My order to show cause in this case [Dkt. #22] suggested, as one
    appropriate sanction, that Mr. Hemenway be ordered to pay the attorneys’ fees
    and expenses that his improper filing made necessary.   Mr. Hemenway correctly
    observes, however, that Rule 11(c) no longer permits an order for the payment
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    Mr. Hemenway is 82 years old and takes considerable and
    justified pride in his patriotic public service and his status as
    a Rhodes Scholar.     He is unlikely to repeat the conduct that gave
    rise to this proceeding, and in his case the permissible
    alternative sanction of a reprimand will be sufficient.            “Others
    similarly situated” -– the people who put Mr. Hemenway up to
    filing this foolish suit – are unlikely to be deterred, except by
    a penalty that would be unreasonable to impose on Mr. Hemenway
    alone.4
    John D. Hemenway is hereby reprimanded for his part in
    the preparation, filing, and prosecution of a legally frivolous
    suit in this court.     The order to show cause [Dkt. #22] is
    discharged.   It is SO ORDERED.
    JAMES ROBERTSON
    United States District Judge
    of attorney's fees and expenses except upon motion -– and no such motion has
    been filed.
    4
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