Mikenas v. Federal Bureau of Investigation ( 2023 )


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  •                             UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
    FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
    TARA MIKENAS,                                          )
    )
    Plaintiff,                      )
    )   Civil Action No. 1:23-cv-00957 (UNA)
    v.                                              )
    )
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION,                       )
    )
    Defendant.                     )
    MEMORANDUM OPINION
    This matter is before the Court on its initial review of plaintiff’s application for leave to
    proceed in forma pauperis, ECF No. 2, and pro se complaint, ECF No. 1. The Court will grant
    the application and dismiss the complaint pursuant to 
    28 U.S.C. § 1915
    (e)(2)(B)(ii), by which the
    Court is required to dismiss a case “at any time” if it determines that the action is frivolous.
    “A complaint must contain sufficient factual matter, accepted as true, to ‘state a claim to
    relief that is plausible on its face.’” Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 
    556 U.S. 662
    , 678 (2009) (quoting Bell
    Atl. Corp. v. Twombly, 
    550 U.S. 544
    , 570 (2007)). A complaint that lacks “an arguable basis
    either in law or in fact” is frivolous, Neitzke v. Williams, 
    490 U.S. 319
    , 325 (1989), and the Court
    cannot exercise subject matter jurisdiction over a frivolous complaint, Hagans v. Lavine, 
    415 U.S. 528
    , 536-37 (1974) (“Over the years, this Court has repeatedly held that the federal courts
    are without power to entertain claims otherwise within their jurisdiction if they are ‘so attenuated
    and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of merit.’”) (quoting Newburyport Water Co. v.
    Newburyport, 
    193 U.S. 561
    , 579 (1904)); Tooley v. Napolitano, 
    586 F.3d 1006
    , 1010 (D.C. Cir.
    2009) (examining cases dismissed “for patent insubstantiality,” including where plaintiff
    allegedly “was subjected to a campaign of surveillance and harassment deriving from uncertain
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    origins.”). Consequently, a Court is obligated to dismiss a complaint as frivolous “when the
    facts alleged rise to the level of the irrational or the wholly incredible,” Denton v. Hernandez,
    
    504 U.S. 25
    , 33 (1992), or “postulat[e] events and circumstances of a wholly fanciful kind,”
    Crisafi v. Holland, 
    655 F.2d 1305
    , 1307-08 (D.C. Cir. 1981).
    The instant complaint satisfies this standard. In conclusory and disjointed fashion,
    plaintiff accuses the FBI of stealing her property, defaming her character, and committing child
    abuse by keeping plaintiff away from her children “for Ilhan Omar/Iranian, Leo, who think they
    own [plaintiff].” Compl. at 1. In addition, plaintiff is “suing for human torture, slavery, and
    keeping [plaintiff] a secret by telling everyone [she is] retarded so politicians can use [her]
    intellectual property.” 
    Id.
     This complaint is frivolous on its face and, therefore, it will be
    dismissed without prejudice.
    An Order is issued separately.
    /s/
    TANYA S. CHUTKAN
    DATE: April 12, 2023                                   United States District Judge
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