Mason v. State ( 2023 )


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  • Troy Wayne Mason v. State of Maryland, No. 1198 of the September 2022 Term,
    Opinion by Moylan, J.
    HEADNOTE:
    THE MISTRIAL MOTION: A PATCH OF ROUGH WATER OR HITTING AN
    ICEBERG? – A MOTION FOR A MISTRIAL: WHO MAKES THE CALL? – AN
    EXASPERATINGLY CONVOLUTED GLITCH – THE ABSENCE OF BAD FAITH
    – PRECISE PLEADING CALLS FOR MORE THAN UNDIFFERENTIATED
    ANGST – THE ABSENCE OF SIGNIFICANT PREJUDICE: “CALM SEA AND
    PROSPEROUS VOYAGE” – THE MISSION OF CAREFUL REDACTION – THE
    RULE AGAINST HEARSAY – AN EXCITED UTTERANCE – THE PRESENT
    SENSE IMPRESSION – THE ALLOCATION OF THE BURDEN OF PROOF –
    THE REDACTION – A PRUDENT SOLUTION: SALVAGE WHAT CAN BE
    SALVAGED – SELF-DEFENSE: A CONTENTION LEFT IN THE STARTING
    GATE – A MULTI-FACTORED PARADIGM – SELF-DEFENSE: A CAUSE-AND-
    EFFECT RELATIONSHIP – TARGET IDENTIFICATION – PINNING DOWN
    PETER PAN – MEASURING THE SEVERITY OF A MERELY HYPOTHETICAL
    ASSAULT – JUDGE OESTERREICHER’S RULING – “MUCH ADO ABOUT
    NOTHING”
    Circuit Court for Carroll County
    Case No. C-06-CR-21-000610
    REPORTED
    IN THE APPELLATE COURT
    OF MARYLAND*
    No. 1198
    September Term, 2022
    _____________________________________
    TROY WAYNE MASON
    V.
    STATE OF MARYLAND
    Leahy,
    Beachley,
    Moylan, Charles E., Jr.
    (Senior Judge, Specially Assigned),
    JJ.
    Pursuant to the Maryland Uniform Electronic Legal Materials
    Act (§§ 10-1601 et seq. of the State Government Article) this
    document is authentic.
    2023-07-03 14:50-04:00                                       Opinion by Moylan, J.
    _____________________________________
    Filed: July 3, 2023
    Gregory Hilton, Clerk
    *At the November 8, 2022 general election, the voters of Maryland ratified a constitutional
    amendment changing the name of the Court of Special Appeals of Maryland to the
    Appellate Court of Maryland. The name change took effect on December 14, 2022.
    The appellant, Troy Mason, was convicted in the Circuit Court for Carroll County
    by a jury, presided over by Judge Maria Oesterreicher, of a single count of second-degree
    assault. He was sentenced to ten years of incarceration, with all but seven years suspended.
    On appeal, the appellant raises the following contentions:
    1. That Judge Oesterreicher erroneously failed to grant a mistrial
    when it was discovered that the fourth page of a four-page police
    report was incorrect and had been filed by mistake;
    2. That the State was erroneously permitted to present hearsay
    evidence contained in a 911 call;
    3. That the trial judge erroneously denied the appellant’s request
    for a self-defense instruction; and
    4. That the court erroneously allowed a police officer to testify to
    statements made by the complaining witness during the course of
    the investigation.
    The Mistrial Motion:
    A Patch Of Rough Water Or Hitting An Iceberg?
    We begin with the proposition that there is no such thing as a perfect trial.
    Every hard-fought and spirited contest inevitably produces a few bumps and
    bruises. It is the collective wisdom of the American trial process, however,
    that hard-fought and spirited trials generate their own reward and that the
    inherent value of the adversarial system accepts the cost of a few bumps and
    bruises along the way.
    Georges v. State, 
    252 Md. App. 523
    , 526, 
    259 A.3d 249
     (2021). (Emphasis supplied.)
    The unquestioned mistake that occasioned the motion for a mistrial here was
    unfortunate, but it is difficult to characterize it as anything more grievous than a trial glitch.
    The ultimate question on this mistrial issue, as on so many mistrial issues, is not one of
    whether an error occurred. Almost inevitably an error will have occurred or the mistrial
    issue would never have arisen. The meaningful question is not whether an error occurred.
    The meaningful question is that of how to respond to the error. Every trial error is not the
    occasion for a mistrial. Every mishap is not a calamity. As at the outset of our consideration
    of this issue, we find prudent guidance in Georges v. State, 252 Md. App. at 528:
    When, therefore, the issue is not so much that of error vel non but rather that
    of the appropriate response to the error, the critical need is for calm
    perspective. It is not so much a question of “What?” as it is a question of
    “How much?” As the appellate court assesses the entire trial voyage, of
    which the brief contretemps in [question] is but a part, was that incident a
    mere patch of rough water or had the trial at that point truly struck an iceberg?
    The appellant now insists that in this case the captain had no choice but to
    order, “Abandon Ship!” The State responds that the captain’s sure and steady
    hand on the tiller properly kept the ship on its intended course. The critical
    issue, of course, is not the initial bump…but the appropriateness of the
    ensuing response. Did this trial experience, at worst, a patch of rough water
    or should the entire trial have been totally aborted? And who, moreover, gets
    to make that call?
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    In Molter v. State, 
    201 Md. App. 155
    , 178, 
    28 A.3d 797
     (2011), this Court stated
    clearly:
    [T]he granting of a mistrial is an extraordinary remedy that should only be
    resorted to under the most compelling of circumstances.
    In Drake and Charles v. State, 
    186 Md. App. 570
    , 587, 
    975 A.2d 204
     (2009),
    reversed on other grounds, 
    414 Md. 726
    , 
    997 A.2d 154
     (2010), Judge Deborah Eyler
    observed:
    A mistrial is an extraordinary remedy and should be granted only if necessary
    to serve the ends of justice.
    See also Klauenberg v. State, 
    355 Md. 528
    , 555, 
    735 A.2d 1061
     (1999); Hunt v. State, 
    321 Md. 387
    , 422, 
    583 A.2d 218
     (1990). As this Court noted in Quinones v. State, 
    215 Md. App. 1
    , 18, 
    79 A.3d 381
     (2013):
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    Thus, unless the trial court’s ruling is far away from any center mark
    imagined or is considered beyond the fringe of what the reviewing court
    deems minimally acceptable, a trial court’s ruling generally will not be
    deemed to be an abuse of discretion by the appellate court.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    A Motion For A Mistrial:
    Who Makes The Call?
    The unavoidable question of whether a trial has, distressingly, encountered a patch
    of rough water or has, more direly, actually struck an iceberg is one that unavoidably must
    be made by the captain of the ship. As the Maryland Supreme Court explained in Cooley
    v. State, 
    385 Md. 165
    , 174, 
    867 A.2d 1065
     (2005):
    A trial judge is afforded considerable discretion in deciding a motion for
    mistrial, and in a case involving a question of prejudice which might infringe
    upon the right of the defendant to a fair trial, that decision is reviewable on
    appeal to determine whether or not there has been as abuse of that discretion
    by the trial court in denying the mistrial.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    The Maryland Supreme Court similarly observed in Simmons v. State, 
    436 Md. 202
    ,
    212, 
    81 A.3d 383
     (2013):
    [T]he trial judge is far more conversant with the factors relevant to the
    determination than any reviewing court can possibly be and, therefore, we
    review the trial judge’s grant of a mistrial for abuse of discretion.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    In State v. Hawkins, 
    326 Md. 270
    , 278, 
    604 A.2d 489
     (1992), Judge Orth articulately
    explained the reason for extending great deference to the trial judge in measuring the degree
    of the trial damage:
    The fundamental rationale in leaving the matter of prejudice vel non to the
    sound discretion of the trial judge is that the judge is in the best position to
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    evaluate it. The judge is physically on the scene, able to observe matters not
    usually reflected in a cold record. The judge is able to ascertain the demeanor
    of the witnesses and to note the reaction of the jurors and counsel to
    inadmissible matters. That is to say, the judge has his finger on the pulse of
    the trial.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    In this case, Judge Oesterreicher’s finger was firmly on the pulse of the trial. This
    Court spoke of the value of such sensitive awareness in Allen v. State, 
    89 Md. App. 25
    , 42-
    43, 
    597 A.2d 489
     (1991):
    The record must compellingly demonstrate ‘clear and egregious prejudice to
    the defendant’ to warrant such a dramatic measure. Because a trial judge is
    in the best position to evaluate whether or not a defendant’s right to an
    impartial jury has been compromised, an appellate court will not disturb the
    trial court’s decision on a motion for a mistrial or a new trial absent a clear
    abuse of discretion.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    An Exasperatingly Convoluted Glitch
    The mishap at issue in this contention was the result of an inadvertent error in police
    bookkeeping. It was an error that is far more challenging to describe verbally than to
    resolve legally. It was only a glitch, but it was an exasperatingly convoluted glitch. On
    August 15, 2021, the Westminster Police Department responded to an anonymous 911 call
    reporting a domestic dispute at 81 ½ Pennsylvania Avenue in Westminster. Detective
    Nolan Carbaugh and Sergeant Adam Laser were the first to arrive at the scene, followed
    almost immediately by Corporal Alexander DeAngelis. Only Detective Carbaugh and
    Corporal DeAngelis testified at trial. Detective Carbaugh was the primary investigator of
    the case.
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    The basic division of investigative labor resulted in Detective Carbaugh’s arresting
    the appellant and initially questioning him. It was Corporal DeAngelis, on the other hand,
    who interviewed the assault victim, Ms. G.1 It was Corporal DeAngelis who not only
    interviewed Ms. G. at the scene but who photographed her injuries. According to Detective
    Carbaugh, he himself did not “make contact” with or speak to Ms. G. Carbaugh depended
    entirely on DeAngelis in that regard.
    When an incident involving domestic violence is investigated, Westminster police
    administrative regulations require that the investigating officer fill out and file what is
    labelled a Maryland Domestic Violence Supplemental. Basically, this is a two-page form
    to be signed by the chief investigating officer. In some cases, cases involving choking,
    however, it also includes a third and a fourth page, labelled a Strangulation Supplement.2
    The first page of the report records the basic facts of the investigation. The second
    page provides a body diagram on which the complaining witness can mark places on the
    body where the complaining witness believes that he or she was injured. The third and
    fourth pages of the report now in issue are the Strangulation Supplement. The third page
    (the first page of the Strangulation Supplement) poses a series of questions and records the
    complainant’s responses to those questions. There is no controversy with respect to those
    first three pages of the ultimate four-page report and we may comfortably forget them.
    1
    We will refer to the assault victim as “Ms. G.” throughout this opinion.
    2
    Presumably, there might be other supplements depending on the modality of the
    domestic violence, such as a Firearms Supplement or a Poison Supplement.
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    The entire present controversy swirls about what was recorded (or, more
    significantly, what was not recorded) on the fourth and final page of the four-page police
    report (the second page of the Strangulation Supplement). At the very bottom of the page,
    three non-controversial check marks are recorded. To the question, “Was victim evaluated
    by Medics?,” the word “Yes” was circled. The medic’s number was given as 37. To the
    question “Was victim transported to hospital/ or did victim seek medical treatment?,” the
    word “No” was circled.
    The entire present controversy is centered on the top 25% of that final page. That
    quarter of a page is led off by the explanation: “The following injuries were observed on
    the following locations.” There then follow, in tightly packed fine print, ten groups of boxes
    to be checked under the ten body locations: Face, Eyes/Eyelids, Nose, Behind Ear, Mouth,
    Under Chin, Chest, Shoulders, Neck, and Head. The boxes to be checked for a more
    detailed description under those ten body locations then number a grand total of 40 boxes
    to be checked. This top quarter of the fourth page of the Police Report was left totally
    blank, and therein lies our entire mistrial controversy.
    As we have already indicated, it was Detective Nolan Carbaugh who was the officer
    in charge of this investigation. At the crime scene, it was Detective Carbaugh who stopped
    the appellant, ultimately arrested him, and then transported him to the station house. It was
    Corporal Alexander DeAngelis, on the other hand, who made contact with and who
    interviewed the assault victim, Ms. G. Detective Carbaugh had no meaningful contact with
    the assault victim at all.
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    At the station house, however, it was Detective Carbaugh, as chief investigating
    officer, who had the responsibility to fill out and to submit the Domestic Violence Report.
    As was explained later by clarifying testimony, Detective Carbaugh necessarily depended
    on Corporal DeAngelis for some of the information he put in the report, particularly all of
    the information concerning Ms. G. It was Detective Carbaugh, who prepared the overall
    Domestic Violence report, who signed that report on its first page, and who submitted the
    report to a Sergeant White, who had to approve the reports that were submitted in terms of
    their form (number of pages, e.g.). Pursuant to Maryland Rule 4-263(d)(3) dealing with
    Discovery in the Circuit Court, the State then furnished to the appellant a copy of that four-
    page Domestic Violence Supplement (including the two pages labeled Strangulation
    Supplement).
    Armed with that Strangulation Supplement, the defense used it effectively to
    conduct a scorching cross-examination of Detective Carbaugh. When questioned about any
    visible injuries to the person of the assault victim, Detective Carbaugh, who had seen
    photographs of the assault victim, thought that he could recall a redness to the area of her
    neck and face. Bombarded with questions about why no such boxes were checked on his
    Strangulation Supplement, however, the detective could only acknowledge that those
    boxes had been left blank. Ultimately, he could only stammer out that he himself had never
    observed the assault victim. He explained that in filling out that part of the Supplement he
    had relied on information supplied to him by Corporal DeAngelis.
    In any event, the boxes indicating injuries to Ms. G. had been left blank and the
    State was accordingly embarrassed. The blank boxes, brought out by the cross-
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    examination, inevitably compromised the credibility of Detective Carbaugh and it
    detracted from the State’s contention that Ms. G. had actually suffered injuries. Detective
    Carbaugh tried to explain, “Since I did not observe the injuries at first [hand], I was not
    able to check them off.”
    A fuller explanation of the State’s bookkeeping blunder only came later,
    unexpectedly. Corporal DeAngelis took the stand and testified after Detective Carbaugh.
    At one point in his testimony, he testified that he had, indeed, observed injury to Ms. G.’s
    face and neck area and had checked the appropriate boxes on the form that he himself had
    filled out. He then further testified that the Strangulation Supplement he had filled out, in
    his own handwriting, was not the one that had been ultimately filed by Detective Carbaugh.
    Corporal DeAngelis offered the speculation that his one or two final pages had somehow
    been lost and that Detective Carbaugh, required to submit a four page Domestic Violence
    Supplement, had had to append two additional pages, with the finely detailed set of boxes
    for observed injuries left blank.
    The discrepancy was to some extent cleared up and the motion to declare a mistrial
    followed. It was ultimately denied with the appellant now claiming that the denial was
    reversible error. The defense was less than gentle in characterizing what seems to have
    been nothing more than a bureaucratic oversight: “The State had provided false evidence;”
    “the fraudulent nature of the Strangulation Supplement;” “the State gave him a false
    document in discovery;” “some evidence was fabricated.” “Misleading” would have been
    a more apt description than “fraudulent” or “fabricated,” but appellate briefs are seldom
    that modulated.
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    The Absence Of Bad Faith
    Judge Oesterreicher decided that the State was, of course, responsible for the entire
    misunderstanding, but that its botched report had been an inadvertent mistake on its part
    and was not the result of any insidious or nefarious plot to subvert the defense of the case.
    As this Court pointed out in Raynor v. State, 
    201 Md. App. 209
    , 228, 
    29 A.3d 617
     (2011),
    the absence of bad faith on the part of the State is a factor to be considered in assessing the
    appropriate sanction for a discovery violation:
    [I]n exercising its discretion regarding sanctions for discovery violations, a
    trial court should consider: (1) the reasons why the disclosure was not made;
    (2) the existence and amount of any prejudice to the opposing party; (3) the
    feasibility of curing any prejudice with a continuance; and (4) any other
    relevant circumstances. Although the prosecutor’s intent alone does not
    determine the appropriate sanction, bad faith on the part of the State can
    justify exclusion of evidence or serve as a factor in granting a harsher
    sanction.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    It is obvious in this case that the leaving of the collection of boxes to be checked on
    the final page of the Strangulation Supplement completely unchecked was not an act of
    deliberate or calculated sabotage on the part of the State. The blank answers actually helped
    the defense dramatically in its cross-examination of Detective Carbaugh. It certainly did
    not help the State in any way. There was no conceivable way that the State could have
    intended to sabotage the defense by furnishing blank answers, a tactic that could only have
    helped the defense and hurt the State. As a sinister plot on the part of the State, it would
    have been self-evidently stupid. Indisputably, therefore, there was no bad faith involved in
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    leaving the collection of boxes unchecked. It may have been careless, but it was not
    calculated. That is only one factor, but it is a factor.
    The circumstances in Raynor v. State were remarkably parallel to the circumstances
    in the present case. Raynor moved for a mistrial “because the State failed to disclose before
    trial eighty-nine emails between the victim and the police.” 201 Md. App. at 225. Raynor
    “claimed that he was entitled to a mistrial because the emails should have been disclosed
    before trial and could have been used as impeachment evidence during his cross-
    examination of the victim.” Id. at 226. Raynor’s accusation of the State’s behavior in that
    case is an echo of the appellant’s charge against the prosecution in this case:
    Appellant’s trial counsel accused the State of deliberately withholding the
    emails, alleging that he had made an oral request for emails before trial and
    that the State did not respond to that request even though the assistant state’s
    attorney knew about the emails because she had been included in some of the
    correspondence.
    Id. at 226. (Emphasis supplied.)
    The Assistant State’s Attorney in that case “asserted that she did not willfully violate
    the discovery rules,” explaining that “she had simply forgotten about any emails she had
    sent or received.” Id. at 226. The trial judge “found this representation to be credible.”:
    While agreeing with appellant that the emails should have been provided
    before trial, the circuit court denied his motion for a mistrial, finding no
    deliberate discovery violation by the State.
    Id. (Emphasis supplied.)
    As in the present case, Judge Oesterreicher gave the defense the full opportunity to
    explore just why the State’s mistake had been made and then to go forward using the
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    corrected information. The Raynor opinion then quoted with approval from Thomas v.
    State, 
    397 Md. 557
    , 571, 
    919 A.2d 49
     (2007):
    The most accepted view of discovery sanctions is that in fashioning a
    sanction, the court should impose the least severe sanction that is consistent
    with the purpose of the discovery rules.3
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    In assessing the denial of the defense motion for a mistrial, the Raynor Court
    concluded:
    As for the cause of the violation, the circuit court found that the assistant
    state’s attorney simply forgot about the emails she had sent and received, and
    we have no reason to conclude that that finding was clearly erroneous.
    Id. at 229. (Emphasis supplied.) Judge Oesterreicher’s finding that the glitch in the present
    case was similarly an inadvertent mistake was similarly not clearly erroneous. Her final
    ruling that a mistrial would not be declared, therefore, was accordingly not an abuse of
    discretion.
    Precise Pleading Calls For More
    Than Undifferentiated Angst
    That finding that the failure to check the boxes (or properly to report that some of
    the boxes had been checked) had been an inadvertent error and not an instance of a bad
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    The Raynor Court also observed that sometimes an aggrieved defendant declines
    the limited remedy that would correct the error and opts for a mistrial instead:
    [T]he Court of Appeals has warned that, if a defendant declines a limited remedy
    that would serve the purpose of the discovery rules and instead seeks the greater
    windfall of an excessive sanction, the “double or nothing” gamble almost always
    yields “nothing.”
    Id. at 228.
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    faith effort to subvert justice could in and of itself be dispositive of our holding that Judge
    Oesterreicher did not abuse her discretion in denying the mistrial motion. It is nonetheless
    interesting in this case to ruminate for an idle moment or two over what precisely the
    appellant claims the error to have been in this case. It was a ticklish pleading problem on
    his part that called for more than undifferentiated angst.
    Ironically, the prejudice to the defense that the appellant claims to have suffered
    resulted not from the original error per se but rather from the correction of that error. What
    the appellant asked to be kept from the jury was not the erroneous Strangulation
    Supplement form itself, which, albeit in error, had been effectively used by the appellant
    to cross-examine Detective Carbaugh. What the appellant wanted kept from the jury was
    the testimony of Corporal DeAngelis, given initially out of the presence of the jury, which
    corrected that original mistake. The appellant would have preferred that the error remain
    uncorrected. It was the correction of the error that the appellant now claims was prejudicial
    to his defense, not the original error itself. The appellant did not want to lose what had
    initially appeared to be a partial victory. The appellant’s actual objection was not to the
    error, but to the correction of the error. Is there a difference?
    What should be done in such a case? Was it wrong to correct the error? On the one
    hand, it may logically be maintained that the party responsible for the error itself is also
    responsible for creating the need to correct the error. On the other hand, the attenuation of
    the chain of causation is a definite ameliorating factor in assessing the appropriate response
    to the error. This multi-layered problem could well be an interesting subject for analysis in
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    a Platonic dialogue. Fortunately, we need not anguish over it. We will deal with the
    appellant’s objection as if it were properly before us.
    The Absence Of Significant Prejudice:
    “Calm Sea And Prosperous Voyage”
    In arriving at the ruling that a mistrial would not be declared in this case, even more
    important than a finding of no bad faith in committing the original error was the additional
    finding that the appellant had not suffered an irremediable amount of toxic prejudice, if
    indeed any prejudice at all. For a judge to declare a mistrial is tantamount to the captain
    ordering all hands to “Abandon Ship!” What the crisis demands is a calming sense of
    balance. Has the trial been thrown off balance by a patch of rough water or has it actually
    hit an iceberg? Have we encountered a trial glitch or have we suffered an irremediable
    miscarriage of justice? Not some damage, but an irremediable miscarriage of justice? Every
    mishap is not a catastrophe. There is a big difference. At the most fundamental level, was
    this ship salvageable? One of the chief dangers to be avoided at such a moment of crisis is
    that of overreaction.
    In assessing the court’s response to the appellant’s motion for a mistrial, the
    dispositive question is not whether an error occurred. Nor is it normally a question of how
    much prejudice the appellant suffered. The dispositive question is whether the defendant
    has suffered such an extreme degree of prejudice that it is no longer possible to secure a
    fair trial. Molter v. State, 
    201 Md. App. 155
    , 178-79, 
    28 A.3d 797
     (2011). See also Kosh
    v. State, 
    382 Md. 218
    , 226, 
    854 A.2d 1259
     (2004) (“The determining factor as to whether
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    a mistrial is necessary is whether the prejudice to the defendant was so substantial that he
    was deprived of a fair trial.”).
    In assessing the totality of the trial mishap, Judge Oesterreicher made several
    dispositive judgments. First and foremost was the dominant reality that the appellant
    suffered no harm from the error. The error itself was to the obvious detriment of the State
    and to the undeserved advantage of the appellant. The incontrovertible error was to have
    forwarded to the appellant the four-page Domestic Violence Supplement containing, at the
    top of the fourth page, the set of completely unchecked boxes seeming to reflect the injuries
    to the assault victim, Ms. G. Those unchecked boxes, left unchecked in error, gave the false
    impression that Ms. G. had been uninjured. That error was exploited by the appellant, to
    his obvious advantage, in the defense’s searing cross-examination of Detective Carbaugh.
    In the very words of the appellant’s brief, “Over the course of 20 questions, the defense
    reinforced before the jury that the Strangulation Supplement reflected that the police did
    not observe any injuries on Ms. G.” The defense brief also asserted that the unchecked
    boxes “undermin[ed] Deputy Carbaugh when he tried to assert that a photo [of] Ms. G.
    depicted a ‘small red mark’ on her cheek.” The report containing those unchecked boxes
    was clearly used to help the appellant and to undermine the credibility of Detective
    Carbaugh.
    It was only later that the testimony of Corporal DeAngelis brought to light the source
    of the mistake. In probing the provenance of the mistake, both the appellant and the State
    were given the opportunity to examine Corporal DeAngelis, first outside the presence of
    the jury. It is clear that the appellant’s motion for a mistrial was based upon the original
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    mistake in filing the Strangulation Supplement. In appellate argument, however, the
    appellant attributes any prejudice he suffered not to the original error per se but rather to
    Judge Oesterreicher’s allowing Corporal DeAngelis to explain, in his later testimony
    before the jury, just how that original mistake occurred. He argues, in effect, that the
    prejudice he suffered was in not being allowed to continue to enjoy a benefit that he was
    not entitled to in the first instance. The appellant, who had at least temporarily, benefited
    from an error, lost that benefit when the truth came out. If that was prejudice, it was very
    small-bore prejudice. He was denied the continued enjoyment of an error in his favor.
    The conclusion that the appellant suffered no prejudice from the original error itself
    is fully supported by the reasoning of this Court in Georges v. State, 
    252 Md. App. 523
    ,
    530, 
    259 A.3d 249
     (2021):
    When the issue on appeal is the declaration vel non of a mistrial, the critical
    measurement is that of a toxic amount of error, not error per se but a toxic
    amount of error. A factual predicate of no error, of course, would support a
    conclusion that there was no such amount of toxic error. Equally supportive
    of that same conclusion, however, would be a factual predicate that there
    was, or might have been, only a small or non-toxic amount of error. It is,
    therefore, a matter of sublime unconcern whether the partial predicate for a
    holding that a mistrial was not compelled was that of no error or that of only
    small error.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    Quite aside from the merits of how this contretemps was resolved, of which we
    approve incidentally, there was clearly no irremediable prejudice of the extreme degree
    that calls for a declaration of mistrial. This glitch was, at worst, a patch of rough water and
    not the hitting of an iceberg. Even for defense counsel to have to readjust the defensive
    strategy is not an adequate reason to “Abandon Ship.”
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    Our response to the appellant’s first contention, therefore, is to hold that the trial in
    this case had not hit an iceberg and that Judge Oesterreicher, therefore, acted with
    appropriate restraint in not issuing the order, “Abandon Ship.” There was no fatal
    impediment to this trial’s continuing to enjoy a “Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage.”4
    The Mission Of Careful Redaction
    That calm sea, however, was soon roiled by the first of the appellant’s two hearsay
    complaints. If our consideration of this hearsay contention is to have a theme, it should be
    “The Mission of Careful Redaction.”
    The out of court declarant here was a concerned neighbor of Ms. G. The vehicle for
    the out of court assertion here was an emergency 911 call by that neighbor to the police.
    The core content of that out of court assertion was, “There’s a man beating the shit out of
    a woman!”5 The dramatic content and vivid phraseology of that outburst communicated to
    all hands the character of the assertion as both an excited utterance and as a present sense
    4
    Felix Mendelssohn, “Calm Sea and Prosperous Voyage,” A Concert Overture
    (1828).
    5
    In his nationally recognized series of lectures on the law of evidence, the late
    Professor Irving Younger provided a definition of an excited utterance that, in addition to
    being entertaining, actually provides very helpful practical guidance:
    You can always recognize an excited utterance when you hear one because it begins
    with, “My God,” and ends with an exclamation point!”
    That, par excellence, described the excited utterance here, which was, in effect: “My
    God, there’s a man beating the shit out of a woman!!!” See Morten v. State, 
    242 Md. App. 537
    , 546, 
    215 A.3d 846
     (2019).
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    impression, each a well-recognized exemption from the Rule Against Hearsay. The need
    for the exclamation point was never in doubt.
    The perplexing hearsay problem involved in this contention is not that of spotting
    the inadmissible hearsay that should be excluded pursuant to the Rule Against Hearsay.
    Nor is it the spotting of the admissible hearsay that qualifies as an exception to the Rule
    Against Hearsay. Both the appellant and the State are not in any serious dispute about such
    specific determinations that can easily be decided, one by one, in microcosm. The special
    problem here is that of how to handle, in macrocosm, a mixed bag of good and bad hearsay
    combined.
    The appellant proffers an absolutist approach whereby any contaminated hearsay in
    the totality should condemn the entire totality to exclusion. Logically if not legally, that is
    a notion just as flawed as would be the converse absolutist approach that the presence of
    some admissible hearsay in the totality should automatically qualify the entire totality for
    admission. Our ideal solution, on the other hand, should be to find a balanced approach
    whereby the bad hearsay is excluded from evidence but the good hearsay is admitted into
    evidence. That is the goal of sensitive redaction.
    During a motion in limine at the start of the trial, the defense moved to exclude two
    911 calls on the grounds that they were allegedly hearsay. The State agreed that they were,
    indeed, hearsay, but argued for the application of two exemptions from the Rule Against
    Hearsay. Judge Oesterreicher listened to both 911 calls and ruled that the second of those
    two calls would, indeed, be excluded from evidence. It need no longer concern us. We turn
    our attention exclusively to that first call.
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    The Rule Against Hearsay
    The simple but universally recognized definition of hearsay cannot be improved
    upon: An out of court assertion offered in court for the truth of the thing asserted. Maryland
    Rule 5-802 provides very simply:
    Except as otherwise provided by these rules or permitted by applicable
    constitutional provisions or statutes, HEARSAY IS NOT ADMISSIBLE.
    (Emphasis supplied.) Maryland Rule 5-802 is derived from Federal Rule of Evidence 802.
    The Rule Against Hearsay is, indeed, one of the venerable evidentiary building
    blocks of our common law. As Dean John Henry Wigmore explained in “The History of
    the Hearsay Rule,” 17 Harv. L.Rv. 437, 437 (1904):
    The history of the Hearsay Rule, as a distinct and living idea, begins only in
    the 1500’s, and it does not gain a complete development and final precision
    until the early 1700’s.
    All parties are agreed that the 911 call now in issue was classically hearsay. As such,
    it was presumably inadmissible unless it qualified for one or more of the exemptions from
    the Rule Against Hearsay provided by Maryland Rule 5-803. We now turn to two of those
    exemptions.
    An Excited Utterance
    It is Rule 5-803 that lists the exceptions to the Rule Against Hearsay in
    circumstances where the unavailability of the declarant is not required. Rule 5-803(b)(2)
    leads off the list of recognized exceptions:
    (2) Excited Utterance. A statement relating to a startling event or condition
    made while the declarant was under the stress of excitement caused by the
    event or condition.
    (Emphasis supplied.) That Maryland Rule is based on Federal Rule of Evidence 803(2).
    18
    At 6 Wigmore on Evidence, Sect. 1747, at 195 (Chadbourn rev. 1976), Dean
    Wigmore explained the rationale for the Excited Utterance exception:
    This general principle is based on the experience that, under certain external
    circumstances of physical shock, a stress of nervous excitement may be
    produced which stills the reflective faculties and removes their control, so
    that the utterance which then occurs is a spontaneous and sincere response to
    the actual sensations and perceptions already produced by the external shock.
    Since this utterance is made under the immediate and uncontrolled
    domination of the senses, and during the brief period when considerations of
    self-interest could not have been brought fully to bear by reasoned reflection,
    the utterance may be taken as particularly trustworthy (or at least as lacking
    the usual grounds of untrustworthiness), and this as expressing the real tenor
    of the speaker’s belief as to the facts just observed by him; and may therefore
    be received as testimony to those facts.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    McCormick on Evidence, Sect. 297, at 854-55, (E. Cleary 3d Ed. 1984), is in full
    accord:
    First, there must be an occurrence or event sufficiently startling to render
    inoperative the normal reflective thought processes of an observer. Second,
    the statement of the declarant must have been a spontaneous reaction to the
    occurrence or event and not the result of reflective thought.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    As Maryland, and the nation at large, emerged from a long period of explaining
    exceptions to the Rule Against Hearsay by the now superseded and awkward concept of
    res gestae, the first significant opinion of the Maryland Supreme Court to refer to the
    Excited Utterance exception directly with that terminology was Mouzone v. State, 
    294 Md. 19
    692, 
    452 A.2d 661
     (1982).6 Judge Cole explained the generative rationale undergirding the
    Excited Utterance exception:
    The essence of the excited utterance exception is the inability of the declarant
    to have reflected on the events about which the statement is concerned. It
    requires a startling event and a spontaneous statement which is the result of
    the declarant’s reaction to the occurrence. The rationale for overcoming the
    inherent untrustworthiness of hearsay is that the situation produced such an
    effect on the declarant as to render his reflective capabilities inoperative.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    In Cassidy v. State, 
    74 Md. App. 1
    , 17-23, 
    536 A.2d 666
     (1988), this Court
    examined the Excited Utterance exception in all of its many aspects, beginning at 
    74 Md. App. 17
    :
    The essential rationale for the Excited Utterance Exception is spontaneity
    arising immediately from the exciting event and not yet having abated when
    the utterance is made.
    (Emphasis supplied.) See also State v. Harrell, 
    348 Md. 69
    , 76-78, 
    702 A.2d 723
     (1997).
    The Present Sense Impression
    The second, and closely related, exception to the Rule Against Hearsay in this case
    is the Present Sense Impression. Maryland Rule 5-803(b)(1) describes this exception to the
    Rule Against Hearsay:
    6
    Prior to 1982, the Maryland caselaw, dating all the way back to Wright v.
    State, 
    88 Md. 705
    , 
    41 A. 1060
     in 1898, had been reaching correct decisions but had
    been explaining those decisions by what has since been recognized as a confusing
    and now antiquated theory. For a quick overview of the Res Gestae saga in hearsay
    analysis, see Cassidy v. State, 
    74 Md. App. at 9-16
    . See also Moylan, Res Gestae,
    or Why Is That Event Speaking and What Is It Doing in My Courtroom?, 63 A.B.A.
    Journal 968 (1977).
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    (1) Present Sense Impression. A statement describing or explaining an event
    or condition made while the declarant was perceiving the event or condition,
    or immediately thereafter.
    This rule is derived from Federal Rule of Evidence 803.
    There is a very significant overlap between the Excited Utterance and the Present
    Sense Impression. The Excited Utterance generally is describing an event which the excited
    declarant is witnessing firsthand. In the case of Present Sense Impressions generally (but
    not always), the declarant who is expressing the impression is frequently in an excited state
    of mind.
    Slowly but surely, however, the Present Sense Impression acquired recognition and
    acceptance as an exception in its own right and did not invariably require that the declarant
    be in a state of excitement. In 2 McCormick on Evidence, Sect. 271 (8th ed. 2022), Dean
    McCormick observed:
    The courts generally did not rush to the support of the proposed exception
    for unexcited statements of present sense impressions. A considerable
    number continued to admit contemporaneous statements under res gestae
    language without emphasis on the presence or absence of an exciting event.
    In a large proportion of these decisions, an arguably exciting event was
    present. However, cases recognizing the exception for unexcited statements
    of present sense impressions began to emerge.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    The case that gave national recognition to the Present Sense Impression was
    Houston Oxygen Co. v. Davis, 
    139 Tex. 1
    , 
    161 S.W.2d 474
     (1942). McCormick, 
    id.,
    described Houston Oxygen, “Although an apparently exciting event transpired, the opinion
    disclaimed reliance upon it and instead expressly based its decision upon the exception for
    unexcited declaration of present sense impression.”
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    In Lynn McLain, Maryland Evidence, Sect. 803(1), Professor McLain described the
    exception as it is currently applied in Maryland:
    In order for a statement to be admissible as a present sense impression, there
    is no requirement that the declarant have been startled, excited, or upset about
    the event perceived. This is as it should be, because there is support for the
    position that unexcited statements tend to be more accurate than excited ones.
    Thus a sportscaster giving a “play by play” account is stating present sense
    impressions, as is a police officer speaking into a wire and describing what
    she is seeing.
    The statement must have been made either during the declarant’s perception
    of the event or condition in question or immediately afterwards. Anything
    more than a slight lapse of time between the event and the statement will
    make the statement inadmissible.
    Before a present sense impression will be admissible, there must be a
    showing that the declarant was speaking from first-hand knowledge.
    (Emphasis supplied.) See also State v. Jones, 
    311 Md. 23
    , 30-32, 
    532 A.2d 169
     (1987).
    The formal recognition in Maryland of the Present Sense Impression was in the
    monumental opinion of Judge McAuliffe for the Supreme Court in Booth v. State, 
    306 Md. 313
    , 
    508 A.2d 976
     (1986). After an extensive survey of the gradual emergence of the
    Present Sense Impression out of the earlier res gestae analysis, Judge McAuliffe concluded:
    As observed by the Advisory Committee to the Federal Rules, the excited
    utterance and present sense impression exceptions overlap, though based on
    somewhat different theories. The underlying rationale of the two exceptions
    are similar, i.e., both preserve the benefit of spontaneity in the narrow span
    of time before a declarant has an opportunity to reflect and fabricate. We
    conclude that the present sense impression exception to the hearsay rule rests
    upon a firm foundation of trustworthiness, and we adopt it in the form in
    which it appears at Fed.R.Evid. 803(1).
    
    306 Md. at 324
    . (Emphasis supplied.)
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    The Allocation Of The Burden Of Proof
    The allocation of the burden of proof for a proposition is invariably imposed on the
    proponent of that proposition. In dealing with questions of hearsay, however, the allocation
    of the burden of proof may frequently shift in the course of the analysis for the obvious
    reason that the identification of the proponent of the proposition may correspondingly shift.
    Generally speaking, the defendant will be the first proponent, proposing that the Rule
    Against Hearsay be invoked to exclude challenged evidence as hearsay. That is the
    exclusionary burden. If the defendant prevails, however, the identity of the proponent may
    immediately shift to the State, as it then proposes that the challenged evidence nonetheless
    be admitted pursuant to one or more of the exceptions to the Rule Against Hearsay. This is
    the inclusionary burden. It is for this reason that casual statements in the caselaw about the
    allocation of the burden of proof must be carefully examined. Is the appellate opinion
    referring to the allocation of the burden of proof at three minutes into the controversy or at
    ten minutes into the controversy, when the issue has shifted from the Rule to the exemption
    from the Rule? One must be careful before lifting words off the page.
    In Cassidy v. State, 
    74 Md. App. 1
    , 7, 
    536 A.2d 666
     (1988), this Court
    explained:
    In allocating the burden of proof, it is important to begin with the Hearsay
    Rule itself and not with its converse. The full name of the rule is The Rule
    Against Hearsay. Although subject to multitudinous exceptions, the Rule, in
    its essence, is a rule of exclusion. The essential thrust of Federal Rule of
    Evidence 802, for example, is one of exclusion, not of inclusion: ‘Hearsay is
    not admissible except as…’
    (Emphasis supplied.) The tide, however, may immediately turn:
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    When urging an exception to a rule of exclusion, however, the burden is upon
    the proponent of the exception. The correct procedural posture is, “Hearsay
    will be excluded, unless the proponent demonstrates its probable
    trustworthiness.” Maryland, in the common law tradition, is more rigorous
    and orthodox in its approach to hearsay exceptions. A proponent will not
    satisfy the rule by showing generalized indicia of trustworthiness but must
    qualify under one of the clearly identifiable and classically recognized
    exceptions.
    
    Id.
     (Emphasis supplied.)
    In this case, the appellant’s time as proponent of excluding the 911 call as hearsay
    was momentary, as all parties immediately agreed that the 911 call was, indeed, hearsay
    and, as such, would presumably be excluded. The burden of proof immediately shifted to
    the State as the proponent of both the Excited Utterance exception and the Present Sense
    Impression exception to the Rule Against Hearsay. The State then successfully carried that
    burden – in significant part but only in part. Parts of the 911 call were, indeed, excited
    utterances and/or present sense impressions. Other parts of the 911 call, on the other hand,
    did not qualify as exemptions from the Hearsay Rule’s exclusionary ban. Sorting out the
    wheat from the chaff then became Judge Oesterreicher’s mission of careful redaction.
    The Redaction
    Judge Oesterreicher, with the vigorous participation of counsel for both the
    appellant and the State, undertook a meticulous examination of the phone call, line by line
    and at times word by word, and produced a surgical redaction of the bad hearsay from the
    good hearsay.
    With respect to the first 911 call, a part of which was ultimately admitted into
    evidence, the out of court declarant, the concerned neighbor, was a female. Present with
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    her (or near her) during the call was a male, who was apparently the declarant’s husband.
    Periodically, he would interject, sometimes to clarify something his wife had said,
    sometimes to answer a question posed by her. In the language of the theatre, he was the
    phenomenon generally referred to as “Voices Off.” This combination on one end of the
    line created what we have called a mixed bag. The telephone call in issue, to wit, the out
    of court assertion in issue, consisted of excited passages by the female caller based on her
    present sense impression interrupted periodically by the other passages that did not qualify
    as exemptions from the ban against hearsay.
    A large part of what was excised was conversation to which the male voice
    contributed significantly. It was discussion largely concerning the identity of Ms. G. and
    the appellant – at times describing the race of the two combatants plus a description of
    what the male assailant was wearing. The excising of this portion of the out of court
    assertion was essentially insignificant, however, because the identification of the two
    parties was never in dispute. Ms. G. was indisputably the assault victim. Although the
    appellant denied hitting Ms. G., his identity as the second party to the prolonged and angry
    dispute was never in question. The identification of the two parties by the 911 call was
    completely superfluous.
    The significance of that part of the 911 call that the court found to have been
    admissible, on the other hand, highlighted the severity of the attack and the prolonged
    nature of the attack. It consisted of observations almost certainly witnessed directly by the
    out of court declarant. What Judge Oesterreicher ruled to be admissible hearsay was
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    quantitatively relatively limited. As she explained her ruling, she summarized those parts
    of the 911 call that she found to be admissible:
    What I wrote down that I believe is admissible under the excited utterance
    and present sense impression is I need the police; it is across the street from
    86 ½ Avenue, but we are not the ones; my God, they’re not answering, which
    is when the phone is ringing for Westminster City to pick up; I need the
    police; there’s a guy beating the shit out of a woman; there’s kids involved;
    there’s a male hitting a female.
    In this case, the careful line by line factfinding by Judge Oesterreicher as to which
    parts of the 911 call were or were not excited and as to which parts of the call were or were
    not a present sense impression was not clearly erroneous. Based on that careful factfinding,
    Judge Oesterreicher’s ultimate ruling that the 911 call, as thus redacted, would be received
    in evidence was not an abuse of discretion.
    A Prudent Solution:
    Salvage What Can Be Salvaged
    Challenged by a mixed bag of both admissible and inadmissible hearsay from a
    single out of court declarant, the appellant simplistically urged an “all-or-nothing”
    approach. Not surprisingly, he opted, moreover, for that “all-or-nothing” approach’s
    “nothing” alternative. Ideally, however, a fully informed trial both welcomes and needs a
    more prudent approach by which the bad hearsay may safely be jettisoned even as the good
    hearsay is economically salvaged. That, of course, is the mission of careful redaction, a
    mission we hereby hold to have been commendably and carefully accomplished in this
    case. We affirm Judge Oesterreicher’s evidentiary ruling.
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    Self-Defense:
    A Contention Left In The Starting Gate
    The appellant’s third contention is that Judge Oesterreicher erroneously failed to
    give the jury an instruction on self-defense. It is a fascinating contention for the intriguing
    reason that it never even makes it out of the starting gate. In failing to do so, however, it
    focuses attention on a circumstance so fundamental that it is invariably taken for granted.
    As a defensive theory, perfect self-defense is, of course, a justification, under certain well-
    defined circumstances, for a defendant’s responsive assaultive behavior. In addition to all
    four required factors in its multi-factored paradigm, the entitlement to a defense of self-
    defense also requires something else so basic that it can easily be overlooked. As a
    justification for what would otherwise be an assaultive act, self-defense requires by
    definition an act that needs justification. A justification for an assaultive response cannot
    exist without an assaultive response that needs justification. There is no such thing as a
    justification for nothing. As a legal phenomenon, justification does not simply hover,
    untethered, in a vacuum. The justification must be a justification for some particularized
    assault. In this case, however, it was not. It simply hovered as a non-particularized
    generality. In asserting self-defense, the appellant must tell us what particular act he seeks
    to justify.
    A Multi-Factored Paradigm
    It behooves us initially to set out the standard against which we must measure the
    appellant’s argument. In Jones v. State, 
    357 Md. 408
    , 422, 
    745 A.2d 396
     (2000), Judge
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    Harrell set out the full multi-factored paradigm for complete or perfect self-defense in a
    non-deadly context:
    (1) the defendant actually believed that he or she was in immediate or
    imminent danger of bodily harm;
    (2) the defendant’s belief was reasonable;
    (3) the defendant must not have been the aggressor or provoked the conflict;
    and
    (4) the defendant used no more force than was reasonably necessary to
    defend himself or herself in light of the threatened or actual harm.
    See also State v. Martin, 
    329 Md. 351
    , 357, 
    619 A.2d 992
     (1993); Dykes v. State, 
    319 Md. 206
    , 211, 
    571 A.2d 1251
     (1990); State v. Faulkner, 
    301 Md. 482
    , 485-86, 
    483 A.2d 759
    (1984).
    An instruction explaining self-defense must be given to the jury, if requested,
    whenever the actual evidence produced at the trial is sufficient, with respect to each and
    every one of those four factors, to support such a defense. In Dishman v. State, 
    352 Md. 279
    , 292, 
    721 A.2d 699
     (1998), the Maryland Supreme Court explained:
    The determination of whether an instruction must be given turns on whether
    there is any evidence in the case that supports the instruction. The threshold
    determination of whether the evidence is sufficient to generate the desired
    instruction is a question of law for the judge. The task of this Court on review
    is to determine whether the criminal defendant produced that minimum
    threshold of evidence necessary to establish a prima facie case that would
    allow a jury to rationally conclude that the evidence supports the application
    of the legal theory desired.
    (Internal citations omitted.) (Emphasis supplied.) See also Bazzle v. State, 
    426 Md. 541
    ,
    549-52, 
    45 A.3d 166
     (2012).
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    Each and every one of these four factors must be satisfied by the evidence in the
    case in order for a jury instruction on self-defense to be required. The full matrix of the
    multi-factored self-defense paradigm absolutely precludes a claim of hypothetical self-
    defense such as: “I did not do it but even if I had done it, it would have been in self-
    defense.” That is not an acceptable plea. The fourth factor of the multi-factored paradigm
    would ipso facto foreclose such Orwellian doublespeak. One must acknowledge the
    conduct one seeks to justify.
    With respect to a self-defense instruction, the allocation of the burden of proof has
    also been firmly established. In State v. Evans, 
    278 Md. 197
    , 207-08, 
    362 A.2d 629
     (1976),
    the Maryland Supreme Court stated unequivocally:
    The burden of initially producing some evidence on the requested instruction
    (or of relying upon evidence produced by the State) sufficient to give rise to
    a jury issue with respect to the instruction, is properly cast upon the
    defendant.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    Self-Defense:
    A Cause-And-Effect Relationship
    A self-defense scenario is, by definition, a cause-and-effect relationship. An
    allegedly provocative action by the victim produces an allegedly responsive reaction by
    the defendant, which may or may not have been justified. A cause-and-effect relationship,
    moreover, ordinarily takes place within a reasonably tight time sequence. It does not spread
    out over several hours. The same provocative cause that might produce a justified effect
    ten or fifteen seconds after it occurs would almost certainly not produce a justified effect
    ten or fifteen minutes after it occurs.
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    This necessity for a tight time sequence makes it imperative that the proponent of a
    self-defense claim identify the particular cause and the particular effect that he seeks to
    connect and to justify. The appellant here has identified neither. He argues simply that at
    some point in this protracted combative saga some action occurred that generally
    resembled or looked like a provocative cause and at some other indeterminant point some
    generic action occurred that generally resembled or looked like a responsive reaction. The
    link-up needs to be in esse and not simply in potential. The appellant, however, has made
    no effort to link them together in any sort of a time sequence or in any sort of a cause-and-
    effect relationship.
    Target Identification
    The major flaw in the appellant’s failure to particularize is his complete lack of any
    time sequence. Ordinarily in a typical self-defense scenario, there will be a readily
    discernible cause-and-effect relationship on display. However the cause-and-effect
    relationship is ultimately resolved on its merits, the alleged cause-and-effect relationship
    itself should nonetheless be easy to identify. There will invariably be an allegedly
    provocative act by the ultimate assault victim followed almost immediately by some
    assaultive response by the defendant. Whatever the ultimate merits, we will be dealing with
    a limited event (or a short sequence of two events) in a very tight envelope of time. The
    appellant here, however, never tells us what particular assaultive behavior he seeks to
    justify.
    The acrimonious confrontation between the appellant and Ms. G. that was tried in
    this case stretched out over a period of roughly two hours. It began when Ms. G. confronted
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    her five-year, at least partly live-in boyfriend with accusations of his infidelity, as he lay
    on a couch in the living room. It progressed to an upstairs bedroom and then downstairs
    again. It was subject to an intermission as the appellant left the house, only to return a short
    time later. In the course of the total encounter, the appellant allegedly hit, choked, shoved,
    and threatened Ms. G. on countless occasions. On two occasions, third persons intervened
    to separate the appellant from Ms. G. It was, in short, a prolonged encounter consisting of
    many sub-incidents.
    Pinning Down Peter Pan
    In attempting to ground the four required factors of the self-defense paradigm in the
    evidence produced by the trial, the appellant ranges back and forth over the entire two-hour
    saga with the carefree abandon of Peter Pan. He will follow an allegedly provocative act
    by Ms. G. in what might be Round Three of a fifteen round bout with an allegedly
    responsive assault by the appellant in Round Twelve or Thirteen. Any tighter connection
    between cause and effect he totally neglects. The appellant attempts to coalesce fifteen or
    twenty arguably provocative acts on the part of Ms. G. into a single generic provocative
    act and to coalesce twenty or thirty assaultive responses by the appellant into a single
    generic assaultive response. According to the appellant’s thesis, one generic provocative
    act and one generic assaultive response would thus each be grounded somewhere in the
    trial evidence and the entire trial is then offered as one all-encompassing example of
    generic self-defense. A two-hour saga is thereby reduced into a two-minute condensation.
    That, however, is not what is meant by a jury instruction being tethered to actual trial
    evidence. Our problem is to find one specific and particularized act of self-defense, not an
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    amorphous glob of generic self-defense. The appellant must pin down Peter Pan with
    precise coordinates.
    As Judge Bell (later Chief Judge Bell) wrote in State v. Martin, 
    329 Md. 351
    , 368,
    
    619 A.2d 992
     (1993):
    We hold that where the defendant’s subjective belief at a particular time must
    be shown to generate a defense, only evidence bearing directly on that issue
    will suffice. Evidence of the defendant’s subjective belief at some earlier
    time will not do.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    The argument is scattershot and its argumentative framework is jerry-built. The
    defense argues “that although there was conflicting testimony on the record about who hit
    who[m] first, or who hit who[m] at all, there has been evidence, through testimony and
    pictures, that both parties were touched in some way unconsentingly.” (Emphasis
    supplied.) With respect to the fear of immediate or imminent harm, the defense argues that
    the appellant’s “testimony that he left Ms. G.’s house because he thought she might strike
    him again demonstrated reasonable belief that he was in immediate or imminent danger of
    bodily harm. If that were true, of course, why did he come back? That would be deliberately
    walking into danger instead of walking away from it. What is required, moreover, is not
    just that the defendant has such a belief but that he acted in response to it.
    It is murkily unclear whether the appellant is proffering that the requested self-
    defense instruction should apply to one particular instance of his assaultive behavior
    toward Ms. G. or to all of it. In his brief, the appellant speaks in very general terms: “The
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    State introduced evidence of a use of force by Mr. Mason through the testimony of Ms. G.”
    His broader argument is:
    [E]vidence of both a use of force and a reasonable belief of immediate or
    imminent danger of bodily harm came out at trial. Ms. [G.] testified that Mr.
    Mason used force against her during their argument. Specifically, she stated
    that Mr. Mason punched her in the face, after which she hit him in the face
    with a fan. She also alleged that Mr. Mason pulled her down by her shirt and
    choked her with his hands. Ms. [G.] additionally claimed that Mr. Mason hit
    her after their argument spilled outside. Here, therefore, as in Bynes, the
    complaining witness’ testimony supplied the first element necessary for the
    self-defense instruction.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    What the appellant herein asserts as evidence of the appellant’s assaultive conduct
    toward Ms. G., of course, would require not one claim of justifiable self-defense but at
    least a dozen such claims. Which of these many assaults, if any, is the appellant claiming
    to have been justified by having been done in self-defense? Nowhere does the appellant
    seek to pin his self-defense claim down. The identification of the allegedly self-defensive
    action, however, demands the precise targeting of a sniper’s bullet and not a diffuse
    broadside from a blunderbuss. In the multi-factored paradigm of self-defense, the first
    factor is that:
    [t]he defendant actually believed that he or she was in immediate or
    imminent danger of bodily harm.
    Jones v. State, 
    357 Md. at 422
    . In his brief, the appellant argues in this regard:
    [D]uring his direct testimony, Mr. Mason corroborated that Ms. [G.] hit him
    in the face with a fan, causing him to bleed, but denied hitting her before she
    hit him. Mr. Mason testified that he got away from Ms. [G.] after that because
    he thought that if he didn’t, she probably would have done it again. Mr.
    Mason expressed his belief that a strike “always comes with more.” This
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    testimony generated the evidence to meet the reasonable belief element
    necessary for the self-defense instruction.
    (Emphasis supplied.)
    The defendant, however, never testified that he did anything at that time in self-
    defense. Even if the appellant had had such a belief that he was in “immediate or imminent
    danger of bodily harm” (significantly, the appellant never testified to any such belief), it
    could not be used to justify any assaultive response to such provocation because there was,
    according to the appellant, no assaultive response on his part to that provocation. The
    appellant testified that after being hit by the fan, he did not hit Ms. G. but “walked out of
    the room to cool off.” See State v. Martin, 
    329 Md. at 361
     (“Ordinarily, the source of the
    evidence of the defendant’s state of mind will be testimony by the defendant.”); Sims v.
    State, 
    319 Md. 540
    , 553, 
    573 A.2d 1317
     (1990) (“Sims’ testimony sheds no light on this
    because he testified that he was not there.”); Thomas v. State, 
    143 Md. App. 97
    , 117, 
    792 A.2d 368
     (2002) (“Significantly, appellant never expressed fear for his own safety, nor did
    he claim, even implicitly that his conduct occurred in a fit of anger or resulted from
    provocation.”); Bynes v. State; 
    237 Md. App. 439
    , 446, 
    186 A.3d 439
     (2018) (“That is,
    generally speaking, something that he, and he alone, must do for himself.”).
    Ms. G. herself testified that after she hit the appellant with the fan, she quickly went
    to walk out of the room. She never said that he hit her at that point. This is all the evidence
    there was on this issue. The appellant had no need for a justifying defense because,
    according to the testimony of both the appellant and Ms. G., there was no action of his at
    that point that needed justifying.
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    Measuring The Severity Of A Merely Hypothetical Assault
    There is an additional reason that the particular assaultive behavior that the claim of
    self-defense seeks to justify must be clearly identified. In the multi-factored self-defense
    paradigm, the fourth of the necessary factors is that:
    the defendant used no more force than was reasonably necessary to defend
    himself or herself in light of the threatened or actual harm.
    Jones v. State, 
    357 Md. at 422
    . (Emphasis supplied.)
    How do we measure the reasonableness or the excessiveness of an assaultive
    response if we don’t know what the assaultive response actually was? We have no evidence
    from either of the two witnesses that the appellant responded with violence to being hit
    with the fan. How then do we measure the degree or intensity of an imagined assaultive
    response? Was it reasonable? Or was it excessive? How can we measure that if it never
    happened? What the appellant is asking us to do is to justify some self-defensive
    countermeasure in the abstract, but it can’t be done in the abstract. What the appellant
    would require us to do is to ignore one of the mandatory factors of self-defense’s multi-
    factored paradigm. What the fourth factor requires is that, even if some self-defensive
    countermeasures might be permissible in the abstract, it is still limited in terms of intensity
    or severity to that which is reasonably necessary under the circumstances of the particular
    case. If the self-defense is only hypothetical, however, how do we measure its intensity?
    We can’t.
    The appellant, of necessity, is asking us to hypothesize a generic response to a
    generic provocation, not an actual response to an actual provocation. How should we do
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    so? In a self-defense scenario, a hypothetical response to provocation need not necessarily
    be a blow with a clenched fist. Even in the universe of clenched fists, shall we hypothesize
    an uppercut to the jaw or a rat-tat-tat series of sharp jabs to the nose and mouth? More
    broadly, why not hypothesize an Othello-Desdemona choking scene or perhaps a vampire-
    like bite in the neck? How about a body slam that sends the recipient sprawling to the floor
    or tumbling down the stairs? Or how about a heavy kick to the victim’s groin or kneecap?
    Why not a sharp elbow to the rib cage? Or might the appellant prefer hypothesizing a
    petulant slap on the wrist?
    Our point is that all assaultive responses are not the same. Obviously, this critical
    criterion – the reasonableness of the response – is rendered meaningless by hypothesizing.
    We cannot measure the reasonableness or the severity of a merely hypothetical blow. We
    can only measure the reasonableness or the excessiveness of a particular and actual blow
    delivered at a certain time and place. If the self-defensive response were only hypothetical,
    how could we reckon that it was only a small and not unreasonable response? The required
    analysis requires hard evidentiary facts, of which we have none. The appellant failed utterly
    to particularize.
    Judge Oesterreicher’s Ruling
    In declining to give the self-defense instruction, Judge Oesterreicher’s reasoning is
    in full accord with that of this Court. Self-defense is a justification for assaultive behavior.
    Judge Oesterreicher found that no assaultive behavior had occurred, certainly none in
    particularized response to having been hit by the fan:
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    In this instance, this is not an issue of was assaultive behavior justified. Mr.
    Mason testified that he did nothing. That he was struck with the fan and he
    left and went outside to cool down.
    (Emphasis supplied.) Her conclusion was accordingly clear:
    So I decline to issue the instruction because he did not – he is not asking the
    jury to find that his assault of Ms. [G.] was justified. He is asking the jury to
    find that he did not assault her in any fashion, and therefore, it need not be
    justified because there was – no act occurred. So I am declining to issue that
    instruction on those – for those reasons.
    (Emphasis supplied.) One cannot justify a non-act.
    In responding to just such an absence of hard evidence in Dishman v. State, 
    352 Md. at 293
    , the Maryland Supreme Court issued its clear directive:
    [W]here the evidence would not logically support a finding that the defendant
    committed the offense covered by the instruction, the trial court should not
    instruct the jury on that offense.
    (Emphasis supplied.) We see no abuse of discretion there.
    A dangling cause plus, somewhere else, a dangling effect are in themselves
    meaningless. To enjoy any possible cause-and-effect significance, the two must be linked
    together in a functional relationship. Here, they were not. A dangling cause plus a dangling
    effect does not produce a cause-and-effect relationship. A viable claim of self-defense,
    however, requires a cause-and-effect relationship.
    Our analysis of this contention, therefore, concludes as it began. The contention did
    not make it out of the starting gate. The appellant never identified the act of self-defense
    he sought to justify. It has nonetheless been provocative food for thought.
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    “Much Ado About Nothing”
    The appellant’s fourth and final contention will not detain us long. It is truly an
    instance of “Much Ado About Nothing.”7
    When the police arrived at 81 ½ Pennsylvania Avenue on August 15, 2021, they
    were responding to an emergency 911 call alerting them to a report of domestic violence.
    It was Corporal DeAngelis who took an initial report from Ms. G., the assault victim. In an
    almost hysterical state of emotion, Ms. G. reported to Corporal DeAngelis that she had
    been assaulted by her ex-boyfriend, the appellant Troy Mason. The appellant now
    complains that that response was hearsay. The appellant further complains that the
    erroneous admission of that hearsay confirmed the identity of the appellant as her assailant
    and bolstered the credibility of her later testimony on the stand at trial. The fundamental
    problem with the contention, quite beyond admissibility, is that any possible prejudice was
    absolutely inconsequential. It dealt only with matters that were not seriously in dispute.
    Before turning to the inconsequentiality of any possible prejudice, it is worth noting
    that Judge Oesterreicher ruled the hearsay admissible as an excited utterance. At the brief
    hearing on admissibility, the corporal had testified:
    Q.     Corporal, what did you observe about Ms. [G.]?
    A.     She had her – she was sitting on the porch. She had redness around
    her chest and neck area. She was rubbing her leg. There was a large
    bump on her leg where her pant leg was rolled up. Her other pant leg
    was down. She was very hysterical. She was crying.
    Q.     What do you mean she was hysterical?
    7
    William Shakespeare, “Much Ado About Nothing,” 1600.
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    A.     She was crying. She appeared very fearful, and it was hard for her to
    catch her breath, which is why I requested EMS come without even
    asking, which typically I ask if they need it. But due to her almost
    struggling to be able to breathe and calm herself down, I requested
    EMS.
    With that, the court ruled the hearsay admissible as an excited utterance:
    MR. DYMEK:           Objection
    THE COURT:           I am going to overrule it now. I think she has satisfied
    the foundation.
    As to the identity of the appellant as Ms. G.’s assailant, that was never in question.
    As Corporal DeAngelis arrived at the scene to interview Ms. G., Deputy Carbaugh detained
    the appellant as he was walking towards 81 ½ Pennsylvania Avenue. Asked where he was
    going, the appellant responded that he was going to the apartment of his ex-girlfriend with
    whom he had just had an argument. The appellant was visibly bloodied and had a cut on
    his head.
    Ms. G. testified at great length about the lengthy confrontation with the appellant.
    The appellant himself testified as to the extended confrontation between the two, including
    Ms. G.’s hitting him in the head with a fan. A nearby neighbor, moreover, James Baker
    also testified as to separating the appellant from Ms. G., when he found him choking her
    and physically pulled them apart. He identified the appellant at trial.
    With respect to the severity of the appellant’s assault of Ms. G., Ms. G.’s testimony
    was abundantly corroborated. James Baker testified that as he separated the two, the
    appellant was in the act of choking Ms. G. The anonymous 911 call, moreover, admitted
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    into evidence as an excited utterance, contributed to the severity of the assault: “There’s a
    man beating the shit out of a woman.” The woman was Ms. G. The man was the appellant.
    We find no error in the admission of the testimony. Even if, purely arguendo, there
    had been error, we are persuaded beyond a reasonable doubt, that such error would have
    been harmless. In terms of its content, this fourth contention is absolutely evanescent.
    Under the circumstances, it is superfluous even to point out that the appellant failed
    adequately to preserve this contention for appellate review. Time and time again, this
    testimony came into evidence without objection. The opposing party must object on each
    occasion where the challenged evidence is offered by the proponent. Klauenberg v. State,
    
    355 Md. 528
    , 545, 
    735 A.2d 1061
     (1999); DeLeon v. State, 
    407 Md. 16
    , 31, 
    962 A.2d 383
    (2008); Williams v. State, 
    131 Md. App. 1
    , 17, 
    748 A.2d 1
     (2000); Maryland Rule 4-323(a).
    The contention was not preserved for appellate review. If it had been preserved, it utterly
    lacked any merit.
    JUDGMENT   AFFIRMED;
    COSTS TO BE PAID BY
    APPELLANT.
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