People v. Ramirez , 2018 COA 129 ( 2018 )


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    SUMMARY
    September 6, 2018
    2018COA129
    No. 16CA1298, People v. Ramirez — Crimes — Unlawful Sexual
    Behavior — Sexual Assault on a Child — Sexual Assault on a
    Child by One in a Position of Trust
    In this sexual assault on a child case, a division of the court of
    appeals holds that semen is not an intimate part as defined by
    section 18-3-401(2), C.R.S. 2017. Because the evidence presented
    at trial did not prove that the defendant touched an intimate part of
    the victim or that the victim touched the defendant’s intimate part,
    the division concludes that there was insufficient evidence to
    support the defendant’s convictions for sexual assault on a child
    and sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust. The
    division therefore vacates those convictions. The division affirms
    the defendant’s convictions for indecent exposure.
    The dissent disagrees, and would hold that, under the
    particular circumstances of the case, semen is part of the external
    genitalia as included in the statutory definition of intimate parts.
    § 18-3-401(2). Accordingly, the dissent would conclude that the
    evidence was sufficient to support defendant’s convictions for
    sexual assault on a child.
    COLORADO COURT OF APPEALS                                       2018COA129
    Court of Appeals No. 16CA1298
    Adams County District Court No. 15CR794
    Honorable Francis C. Wasserman, Judge
    The People of the State of Colorado,
    Plaintiff-Appellee,
    v.
    Senon Louis Ramirez,
    Defendant-Appellant.
    JUDGMENT AFFIRMED IN PART AND VACATED IN PART
    Division IV
    Opinion by JUDGE BERGER
    Kapelke*, J., concurs
    Davidson*, J., dissents
    Announced September 6, 2018
    Cynthia H. Coffman, Attorney General, Ellen M. Neel, Assistant Attorney
    General, Denver, Colorado, for Plaintiff-Appellee
    Megan A. Ring, Colorado State Public Defender, Katherine Brien, Deputy State
    Public Defender, Denver, Colorado, for Defendant-Appellant
    *Sitting by assignment of the Chief Justice under provisions of Colo. Const. art.
    VI, § 5(3), and § 24-51-1105, C.R.S. 2017.
    ¶1    A jury convicted defendant Senon Louis Ramirez of sexual
    assault on a child (SAOC), sexual assault on a child by one in a
    position of trust (SAOC-POT), and indecent exposure, based on
    testimony that he ejaculated into the hands of his foster child and
    then required the child to swallow the semen. Ramirez claims that
    there was insufficient evidence to support his convictions for SAOC
    and SAOC-POT. He does not challenge his conviction for violating
    the indecent exposure statute.
    ¶2    The sole issue presented is whether the statutes defining
    SAOC criminalize Ramirez’s reprehensible conduct.1 Applying the
    plain language of these statutes, we conclude that Ramirez’s
    convictions for SAOC and SAOC-POT cannot stand. We decline the
    Attorney General’s invitation to rewrite the statute to criminalize
    this conduct because we do not have the authority to do so.
    I.    Relevant Facts and Procedural History
    ¶3    Ramirez was convicted of SAOC and SAOC-POT based on the
    following evidence.
    1In view of our disposition we do not address Ramirez’s separate
    contention that the trial court erred in answering two jury
    questions.
    1
    ¶4    When the victim was four years old, Ramirez, her foster father,
    ordered her and her sister to approach him. He placed their hands
    in front of him, pulled down his pants and underwear, and
    masturbated. Ramirez ejaculated into their hands and made them
    drink the semen. The victim testified that Ramirez never touched
    any of her “private parts” and that she never touched his “private
    parts.”
    ¶5    The children were later adopted by another family and some
    years later the victim disclosed the incident to her adoptive mother,
    who notified the police.
    ¶6    Ramirez was charged with two counts of SAOC (one count as
    to the victim and one count as to her sister); two counts of SAOC-
    POT) (again, one count as to each child); and two counts of indecent
    exposure (one count for each child). The jury convicted him of one
    count of SAOC and one count of SAOC-POT as to the victim, and
    two counts of indecent exposure (one count for each child). The
    jury acquitted Ramirez of one count of SAOC and one count of
    SAOC-POT as to the sister.
    2
    II.  The Prosecution Did Not Prove Either that Ramirez Touched
    the Victim’s “Intimate Part[]”or that the Victim Touched Ramirez’s
    “Intimate Part[]”
    A.    Standard of Review and Preservation
    ¶7      “We review the record de novo to determine whether the
    evidence before the jury was sufficient both in quantity and quality
    to sustain the convictions.” Dempsey v. People, 
    117 P.3d 800
    , 807
    (Colo. 2005). We must determine “whether the relevant evidence,
    both direct and circumstantial, when viewed as a whole and in the
    light most favorable to the prosecution, is substantial and sufficient
    to support a conclusion by a reasonable mind that the defendant is
    guilty of the charge beyond a reasonable doubt.” People v. Bennett,
    
    183 Colo. 125
    , 130, 
    515 P.2d 466
    , 469 (1973). When the
    prosecution fails to present sufficient evidence to support a finding
    of guilt on every element of the offense, the constitutional
    prohibitions against double jeopardy usually prohibit a retrial. U.S.
    Const. amend. V; Colo. Const. art. II, § 18; People in Interest of
    H.W., 
    226 P.3d 1134
    , 1138 (Colo. App. 2009).
    ¶8      Ramirez’s sufficiency of the evidence contention turns on the
    meaning of sections 18-3-401(2) and (4), C.R.S. 2017, the statutes
    that define the critical terms contained in the statutes that
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    criminalize SAOC and SAOC-POT. We review questions of statutory
    interpretation de novo. People v. Vecellio, 
    2012 COA 40
    , ¶ 13.
    ¶9     “When interpreting a statute, we must give effect to the intent
    of the General Assembly, which is vested with the power to define
    criminal conduct and to establish the legal components of criminal
    liability.” 
    Id. at ¶
    14. We begin with the plain language of the
    statute, reading the words and phrases in context and construing
    them according to their common usage. 
    Id. If the
    statutory
    language is clear and unambiguous, we apply it as written without
    resort to further statutory analysis. 
    Id. We “respect
    the
    legislature’s choice of language,” Turbyne v. People, 
    151 P.3d 563
    ,
    568 (Colo. 2007), and “do not add words to the statute or subtract
    words from it,” 
    id. at 567.
    ¶ 10   Ramirez moved for judgment of acquittal on the same grounds
    he asserts on appeal. Therefore, he has preserved his insufficiency
    of the evidence claim.
    B.    “Intimate Parts” Does Not Include Semen
    ¶ 11   To commit the crimes of SAOC and SAOC-POT the defendant
    must have “sexual contact” with a child. § 18-3-405(1), C.R.S.
    2017; § 18-3-405.3(1), C.R.S. 2017.
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    ¶ 12   Section 18-3-401(4) defines “sexual contact” as
    the knowing touching of the victim’s intimate
    parts by the actor, or of the actor’s intimate
    parts by the victim, or the knowing touching of
    the clothing covering the immediate area of the
    victim’s or actor’s intimate parts if that sexual
    contact is for the purposes of sexual arousal,
    gratification, or abuse.
    (Emphasis added.)
    ¶ 13   The statutory definition of “intimate parts” is:
    the external genitalia or the perineum or the
    anus or the buttocks or the pubes or the
    breast of any person.
    § 18-3-401(2).
    ¶ 14   Combining these two statutory definitions, to prove the crimes
    of SAOC and SAOC-POT the prosecution must prove, beyond a
    reasonable doubt, that “for the purposes of sexual arousal,
    gratification, or abuse” the defendant knowingly touched the
    victim’s “intimate parts” (directly or through the victim’s clothing) or
    that the victim touched the defendant’s “intimate parts.” §§ 18-3-
    401, -405, -405.3. The touching must be of the “external genitalia
    or the perineum or the anus or the buttocks or the pubes of the
    breast of any person.” § 18-3-401(2).
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    ¶ 15     Ramirez argues that because there was no evidence that he
    touched the victim’s “intimate parts” or that the victim touched his
    “intimate parts” he cannot be convicted of either SAOC or SAOC-
    POT.
    ¶ 16     In response, the Attorney General first contends that when
    Ramirez’s semen touched the victim’s hands, a “touching” occurred
    within the meaning of section 18-3-401(4). That argument is
    supported by a division of this court’s decision in People v. Vinson,
    
    42 P.3d 86
    , 87-88 (Colo. App. 2002). There the division concluded
    that the defendant’s act of ejaculating onto the victim’s buttocks
    was a “touching” of the victim’s “intimate parts.” 
    Id. at 87.
    We
    agree with Vinson; ejaculating onto the intimate parts of the victim
    constitutes sexual contact within the meaning of section 18-3-
    401(4).
    ¶ 17     But the prosecution must also prove that the touching was of
    an “intimate part[],” as defined by section 18-3-401(2). Here,
    Vinson does not help the Attorney General because in Vinson the
    touching was of the victim’s buttocks, one of the body parts defined
    by section 18-3-401(2) as an “intimate part.” 
    Vinson, 42 P.3d at 87
    .
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    In contrast, here, the touching was of the victim’s hands, which are
    not “intimate parts” as defined in the statute.
    ¶ 18   To avoid this rather significant problem, the Attorney General
    posits that Ramirez’s semen was his “intimate part[]” with which he
    touched the victim. (In this context it makes no difference if
    Ramirez’s “intimate part[]” touches a part of the victim’s body which
    is not an “intimate part[].”) However, section 18-3-401(2) does not
    mention semen. Thus, unless semen somehow is encompassed
    within the items included in the definition of “intimate parts,” it
    cannot constitute an “intimate part[]” of Ramirez.
    ¶ 19   The Attorney General contends, however, that semen is part of
    Ramirez’s “external genitalia.” The statute does not define “external
    genitalia”; therefore, we consult the dictionary to determine its
    meaning. See People v. Fioco, 
    2014 COA 22
    , ¶ 19. Genitalia are
    “the organs of the reproductive system; especially: the external
    genital organs.” Webster’s Third New International Dictionary 946
    (2002).
    ¶ 20   Nor is semen defined in the statute (indeed semen is not
    mentioned in the statute at all). Semen is a “fluid produced in the
    male reproductive tract.” 
    Id. at 2062.
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    ¶ 21   These dictionary definitions permit only one, inexorable
    conclusion: semen is not part of the male genitalia; it is a fluid
    produced by the male body and emitted by male genitalia.
    ¶ 22   The Attorney General next argues that the supreme court in
    Woellhaf v. People, 
    105 P.3d 209
    , 212-13 (Colo. 2005), held that
    ejaculation onto a victim’s body part constitutes “sexual contact”
    even if the touching was not of an “intimate part[].” But, Woellhaf
    did not analyze whether the ejaculation in that case constituted
    sexual contact within the meaning of section 18-3-401, and
    Woellhaf certainly did not purport to rewrite section 18-3-401(2).
    So far as the opinion discloses, no party raised the issue that is
    determinative here; instead, the supreme court addressed questions
    of multiplicity and double jeopardy. See 
    id. at 220.
    Woellhaf,
    therefore, does not support the Attorney General’s argument.
    ¶ 23   Because we must construe the statutory language according to
    its plain and ordinary meaning, we conclude that semen is not an
    “intimate part[]” within the meaning of section 18-3-401(2). In the
    end, for whatever reason, the General Assembly did not include
    semen in the definition of “intimate parts.” “[I]n interpreting a
    statute, we must accept the General Assembly’s choice of language
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    and not add or imply words that simply are not there.” People v.
    Benavidez, 
    222 P.3d 391
    , 393-94 (Colo. App. 2009).
    ¶ 24   Courts in other jurisdictions also have rejected the theory that
    semen constitutes an “intimate part[]” under statutes similar to
    Colorado’s. For example, in State v. Stephen G., the Connecticut
    intermediate appellate court concluded that where the legislature
    had defined “intimate parts” as “the genital area, groin, anus, inner
    thighs, buttocks or breasts,” the prosecution had to prove that the
    defendant subjected the victim to contact with one of the listed
    “intimate parts.” 
    967 A.2d 586
    , 593 (Conn. App. Ct. 2009) (citation
    omitted). When the evidence established that the defendant
    ejaculated on the victim’s face and mouth, the court held that “the
    element of contact with an intimate part was not proven beyond a
    reasonable doubt.” 
    Id. at 593-94.
    ¶ 25   A similar argument was rejected by the Wisconsin Court of
    Appeals in a case decided before Wisconsin’s legislature expanded
    the definition of “sexual contact” to include the “[i]ntentional penile
    ejaculation . . . by the defendant,” see Wis. Stat. 948.01(5)(a)(2)(b)
    (2017). The court held that the legislature “simply failed to include
    semen ejaculation under the definition of sexual contact” and,
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    therefore, the ejaculation by the defendant onto the victim’s
    stomach did not constitute sexual contact within the meaning of
    Wisconsin’s statute. State v. J.G., 
    588 N.W.2d 927
    , *3-4 (Wis. Ct.
    App. 1998) (unpublished opinion).
    ¶ 26   The Attorney General has not cited, and we have not found, a
    single decision by any court that accepts the theory that semen is
    an “intimate part[]” under a statute that is substantially similar to
    Colorado’s.
    ¶ 27   Nevertheless, the Attorney General relies on cases which
    construed statutes very different from the controlling statute in
    Colorado. For example, in the statute at issue in State v. Jackson,
    “sexual contact” was defined as “any touching of the sexual or other
    intimate parts of a person done for the purpose of gratifying sexual
    desire.” 
    187 P.3d 321
    , 323 (Wash. Ct. App. 2008) (emphasis added)
    (citation omitted). Under that statute, contact was “intimate” when
    “the conduct is of such a nature that a person of common
    intelligence could fairly be expected to know that, under the
    circumstances, the parts touched were intimate and therefore the
    touching was improper.” 
    Id. And, “[w]hich
    anatomical areas, apart
    from genitalia and breast, are ‘intimate’ [was] a question for the
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    trier of fact.” 
    Id. This definition
    of an intimate part is vastly
    different from Colorado’s definitional statute, which specifically and
    exclusively defines “intimate parts.”2
    ¶ 28   The Attorney General also relies on State v. Dawson where the
    Missouri Court of Appeals held that placing semen in a person’s
    drinking mug, and requiring the victim to drink it, constituted
    physical contact sufficient to sustain a conviction for non-sexual
    assault. 
    985 S.W.2d 941
    , 952 (Mo. Ct. App. 1999). The applicable
    statute in that case defined “physical contact” as “the touching of
    the person of another or something so intimately associated with, or
    attached to his person to be regarded as a part thereof.” 
    Id. at 951
    (citation omitted). That language is much broader than the
    language chosen by the Colorado General Assembly, and easily
    encompasses ejaculated semen.
    2 In addition, the defendant in Jackson did not argue that his
    semen was not an “intimate part[]” but instead argued that
    ejaculating on another was not a “touching” for the purposes of
    proving a sexual contact. State v. Jackson, 
    187 P.3d 321
    , 323
    (Wash. Ct. App. 2008). As noted above, a division of this court has
    resolved that question in favor of the Attorney General, a decision
    we follow in this case. People v. Vinson, 
    42 P.3d 86
    , 88 (Colo. App.
    2002).
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    ¶ 29   It is worth noting that a number of states have avoided the
    problem presented by this case because their SAOC statutes
    expressly criminalize the behavior engaged in by Ramirez. In Idaho,
    “sexual contact” includes “human masturbation” as well as the
    touching of intimate parts. Idaho Code § 18-1506(4) (2017).
    California proscribes the “intentional masturbation of the
    perpetrator’s genitals in the presence of a child.” Cal. Penal Code
    § 11165.1(b)(5) (2017); see also Ga. Code. Ann. § 16-12-100(a)(4)(C)
    (2017) (defining masturbation as “sexually explicit conduct”); N.J.
    Stat. Ann. § 2C:24-4 (West 2017) (listing masturbation as a
    “prohibited sexual act”).
    ¶ 30   The Attorney General’s final arguments are, in effect, pleas for
    us to rewrite the statute to punish Ramirez for his disgusting
    behavior.
    ¶ 31   The Attorney General argues, and the dissent would hold, that
    excluding semen from the definition of “intimate parts” defeats the
    legislative intent to prohibit a broad range of “sexual contact.” We
    reject this argument because we discern the legislative intent from
    the plain words of the statute if, as here, the statute is
    unambiguous. See People v. G.S., 
    2018 CO 31
    , ¶ 15. “[I]f the
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    statutory language is clear and unambiguous, we look no further.”
    Am. Family Mut. Ins. Co. v. Barriga, 
    2018 CO 42
    , ¶ 8.
    ¶ 32   The Attorney General next contends, and the dissent again
    agrees, that it is “absurd” to think that the General Assembly did
    not intend to include this conduct within the sexual assault on a
    child statute (even though his conduct is criminalized by the
    indecent exposure statute, section 18-7-302, C.R.S. 2017). While
    the result mandated by the statutory language likely is undesirable
    to almost everyone, that does not give us a license to improve or
    rewrite the statute. Dep’t of Transp. v. City of Idaho Springs, 
    192 P.3d 490
    , 494 (Colo. App. 2008).
    ¶ 33   The Attorney General also argues that we should follow other
    divisions of this court that have rejected a narrow reading of the
    SAOC and SAOC-POT statutes. For this argument, the Attorney
    General relies on People v. Sparks, 
    2018 COA 1
    ; People v. Pifer,
    
    2014 COA 93
    ; and People v. Cook, 
    197 P.3d 269
    (Colo. App. 2008).
    ¶ 34   But we are not “narrow[ly] reading” the statute. We are simply
    applying the plain words of the statute. Unlike this case, in the
    cases relied on by the Attorney General the divisions addressed
    terms which were not statutorily defined. In Sparks, ¶¶ 10-14, the
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    division addressed the meaning of “subjects another” as used in
    section 18-3-405(1). Pifer, ¶ 11, concluded that the touching of a
    victim through a sheet and her clothes was a touching within the
    meaning of the statute. Finally, in Cook, the division held that
    forcing the victim to self-touch was “constructive touching” under
    the 
    statute. 197 P.3d at 278
    . In each of these cases, the divisions
    construed undefined statutory terms.
    ¶ 35   Thus, having concluded that semen is not an “intimate part[]”
    as defined by the General Assembly, we now turn to the evidence
    presented at trial to determine if the prosecution presented
    sufficient evidence to sustain Ramirez’s SAOC and SAOC-POT
    convictions.
    C.    The Evidence Did Not Prove that Ramirez Touched an
    “Intimate Part[]” of the Victim or that the Victim Touched an
    “Intimate Part[]” of Ramirez
    ¶ 36   The victim testified at trial that she never touched Ramirez’s
    “private part” and that he never touched hers. The prosecution also
    offered, and the trial court admitted, a video recording of the
    victim’s forensic interview in which the victim repeatedly stated that
    she did not touch Ramirez’s “private part.”
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    ¶ 37   Despite this, the Attorney General argues that the victim’s
    testimony supports a finding by the jury that the victim could have
    (or even must have) touched Ramirez’s penis when he ejaculated
    into her hands. To support this argument, the Attorney General
    speculates that in order to ejaculate on the victim’s hands,
    Ramirez’s penis must have touched the victim’s hand.
    ¶ 38   The Attorney General also argues that some of the victim’s
    testimony at trial was sufficiently vague that a reasonable juror
    could have found that the victim did indeed touch Ramirez’s penis.
    For this argument, the Attorney General relies on the following
    testimony:
    [Prosecutor]: Was there ever a time that he had
    you touch his private?
    [Victim]: No, there was not.
    [Prosecutor]: Just this one time?
    [Victim]: Yes.
    ¶ 39   Our response to both of these arguments is the same. While
    we give great deference to a jury’s verdict, view the evidence in the
    light most favorable to the prosecution, and draw all reasonable
    inferences in favor of the prosecution, the evidence must still be
    “substantial and sufficient” to support the conviction. Bennett, 
    183 15 Colo. at 130
    , 515 P.2d at 469. “[T]here must be a logical and
    convincing connection between the facts established and the
    conclusion inferred.” Clark v. People, 
    232 P.3d 1287
    , 1292 (Colo.
    2010).
    ¶ 40   The Attorney General’s arguments are wholly speculative and
    directly contradict the unrebutted testimony of the victim both at
    trial and in her forensic interview. Permitting a criminal conviction
    to rest on this type of speculation would eviscerate the
    constitutional mandate that the evidence be “substantial and
    sufficient to support a conclusion by a reasonable mind that the
    defendant is guilty of the charge beyond a reasonable doubt.”
    Bennett, 183 Colo. at 
    130, 515 P.2d at 469
    (emphasis added).
    ¶ 41   Given our conclusion that semen does not constitute an
    “intimate part[]” within the meaning of the statute — as well as the
    fact that the Attorney General does not contend that the victim’s
    hands or mouth were her “intimate parts” — it follows that the
    evidence was insufficient to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that
    Ramirez committed SAOC or SAOC-POT. Therefore, we vacate
    Ramirez’s SAOC and SAOC-POT convictions.
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    III.   Conclusion
    ¶ 42   Ramirez’s convictions for SAOC and SAOC-POT are vacated,
    and the district court, on remand, is directed to dismiss those
    charges with prejudice. Because Ramirez did not appeal his
    convictions for indecent exposure, those convictions are affirmed.
    JUDGE KAPELKE concurs.
    JUDGE DAVIDSON dissents.
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    JUDGE DAVIDSON, dissenting.
    ¶ 43   Defendant forcibly placed a child’s hands near his penis,
    ejaculated into them, and then forced the child to drink the semen.
    According to the majority, this was not sexual assault on a child
    because the child did not touch any of defendant’s intimate parts as
    that term is defined in the sexual assault on a child statute.
    ¶ 44   I respectfully dissent for two related reasons: (1) under these
    facts, defendant’s semen satisfies the statutory definition of
    intimate parts; and (2) it is both contrary to legislative intent and
    absurd that, for purposes of prohibiting sexual contact with
    children, a grown man’s intimate parts includes his penis but not
    the sexual excretions of his penis.
    I. The Evidence and The Majority’s Conclusion
    ¶ 45   The victim was of pre-school age at the time of the incident. At
    her forensic interview, she described what happened: “[H]e just
    grabbed my hands and then he put it umm near his private part
    and then, well I didn’t actually touch it, but I umm, I had, I had to
    put it close to his private part, and then he let it go and then, and
    then he squeezed his private part and then milk came out into my
    hands.” (Emphasis added.)
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    ¶ 46   Her testimony at trial was basically the same, although less
    detailed, and a bit confusing:
    [Prosecution]: Was there ever a time that he
    had you touch his private?
    [Vitim]: No, there was not.
    [Prosecution]: Just this one time?
    [Victim]: Yes.
    (Emphasis added.) The victim also testified that she could not
    remember whether she had kissed defendant’s penis.
    ¶ 47   The majority concludes that this evidence was not sufficient to
    convict defendant of sexual assault on a child. That offense
    requires sexual contact, which in turn requires, as relevant here,
    that the victim touched the defendant’s intimate parts. § 18-3-
    401(4), C.R.S. 2017 (sexual contact means the victim touching the
    actor’s intimate parts); § 18-3-405(1), C.R.S. 2017 (sexual assault
    on a child requires sexual contact). The majority concludes that
    because the victim touched only defendant’s semen, not his penis,
    the victim did not touch the defendant’s intimate parts. Therefore,
    according to the majority, there was no sexual contact as defined by
    the statute and no sexual assault. I disagree.
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    II. Defendant’s Semen Is an “Intimate Part”
    ¶ 48   The statutory definition of intimate parts includes “the
    external genitalia.” § 18-3-401(2). While “external genitalia” is not
    further defined, it is an accepted medical term describing the penis,
    scrotum and urethra, as discrete structures of the male
    reproductive system. My conclusion that “external genitalia” also
    includes semen rests on basic physiology.
    ¶ 49   Semen is a fluid produced in the male genitalia, some
    components of which are stored in the scrotum. See, e.g., Irvin H.
    Hirsch, M.D., Structure of the Male Reproductive System, Merck
    Manual Consumer Version (July 2017), https://perma.cc/L39G-
    RSN5. Thus, prior to ejaculation, semen is part of the male
    “external genitalia.”
    ¶ 50   At the time of ejaculation, the semen “travels through the
    penile urethra out the end of the glans at the tip of the penis.” 70
    Am. Jur. 3d Proof of Facts (2002). I see no reason why it ceases to
    be part of the male external genitalia as soon as it is excreted —
    necessarily by sexual arousal — at the moment of ejaculation.
    There may be circumstances — for example, a considerable length
    of time between ejaculation and the semen’s eventual contact with a
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    victim — in which semen may not qualify as part of the man’s
    external genitalia and intimate parts. But those are not the facts in
    this case. Here, defendant forced the victim to hold her hands
    “close” to his penis and he ejaculated directly into them. Under
    these circumstances, I would hold that defendant’s semen was part
    of his external genitalia and therefore an intimate part.
    ¶ 51   Indeed, to interpret the statute to not include semen as an
    intimate part under the circumstances here leads to an absurd
    result that the legislature did not intend.
    ¶ 52   “We presume that the General Assembly intends a just and
    reasonable result when it enacts a statute, and we will not follow a
    statutory construction that defeats the legislative intent or leads to
    an unreasonable or absurd result.” People v. Vinson, 
    42 P.3d 86
    ,
    87 (Colo. App. 2002) (citing People v. Gholston, 
    26 P.3d 1
    (Colo. App.
    2000)).
    ¶ 53   We may reject a narrow interpretation of a statute in the rare
    circumstance when “the resultant absurdity is ‘so gross as to shock
    the general moral or common sense.’” Dep’t of Transp. v. City of
    Idaho Springs, 
    192 P.3d 490
    , 494 (Colo. App. 2006) (quoting Crooks
    v. Harrelson, 
    282 U.S. 55
    , 60 (1930)); see People v. Kailey, 
    2014 CO 21
      50, ¶ 13 (“Although we must give effect to the statute’s plain and
    ordinary meaning, the General Assembly’s intent and purpose must
    prevail over a literalist interpretation that leads to an absurd
    result.” (quoting Lagae v. Lackner, 
    996 P.2d 1281
    , 1284 (Colo.
    2000))).
    ¶ 54   “The evident purpose of the [sexual assault on a child statute]
    was to protect children under a certain age from those acts which
    would tend to corrupt their morals . . . because its prime object is to
    protect the morals of youth by punishing those committing acts
    having a tendency to corrupt them.” Cross v. People, 
    122 Colo. 469
    ,
    472, 
    223 P.2d 202
    , 204 (1950). Clearly, the legislature intended the
    sexual assault on a child statute to prohibit and punish all sexual
    acts performed on children. See § 18-3-405(1); § 18-3-405.3(1),
    C.R.S. 2017 (precluding any sexual contact).
    ¶ 55   There can be no dispute that what defendant did here,
    ejaculating onto a child’s hands, is a sexual act that would corrupt
    a child’s morals. But a narrow interpretation of “intimate parts”
    renders this particular sexual act unpunishable as a sexual
    assault. This seems contrary to the intent of the legislature.
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    ¶ 56   It also leads to absurd results. If it is so that an “intimate
    part[]” is defendant’s penis but not his ejaculated semen, the
    difference between having committed a sexual assault on a child or
    not in this case is reduced, literally, to a space described by a
    preschool-age child as “close.” Had the victim’s hands, while close
    enough to catch defendant’s semen as he ejaculated into them,
    accidentally touched his penis for a split second, he would have
    committed sexual assault on a child. But, under a narrow
    definition of intimate parts, because that momentary contact did
    not occur, defendant did not commit sexual assault on a child. In
    my view, it just cannot be that the legislature intended to attach
    such great consequence to such a relatively inconsequential part of
    a sexual act on a child.
    ¶ 57   And the facts in this case are not the only ones under which a
    narrow reading produces absurd results. For example, a man could
    ejaculate directly onto any non-intimate part of a child, including
    the mouth, and it would not be sexual assault as long as the child
    did not touch his penis. “It strikes [me] as unlikely that the General
    Assembly intended to draw such distinctions in enacting the sexual
    assault statute.” People v. Pifer, 
    2014 COA 93
    , ¶ 12; cf. Woellhaf v.
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    People, 
    105 P.3d 209
    , 212, 213 (Colo. 2005) (in the context of
    defining the unit of prosecution for four acts of sexual assault,
    supreme court included ejaculating on the victim’s stomach as
    sexual contact under the sexual assault on a child statute).
    ¶ 58   I am fully aware that we must give effect to the words that the
    legislature chose. But importantly, as I noted above, the term
    “external genitalia” — included by the legislature as an “intimate
    part[]” — is not itself statutorily defined. And it is susceptible, as
    this case illustrates, to more than one reasonable interpretation.
    See, e.g., People in Interest of O.C., 
    2013 CO 56
    , ¶ 13-14 (stating
    that when a statutory term is subject to reasonable alternative
    interpretations, courts may consider legislative intent and other
    interpretive tools.). Thus, I find support for my conclusion, that
    under certain circumstances “intimate parts” can include semen,
    from several Colorado cases which have rejected a literal reading of
    undefined terms in the sexual assault on a child statute. See
    People v. Sparks, 
    2018 COA 1
    , ¶ 14 (rejecting as absurd defendant’s
    argument that if a child initiates the touching of the defendant’s
    intimate parts the child is not “subjected to” sexual contact as
    required by the sexual assault on a child statute); Pifer, ¶¶ 11-12
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    (concluding that there was sufficient evidence of sexual contact
    when there was a sheet between the defendant’s hand and the
    victim’s clothed vaginal area; evincing that there is no requirement
    that there be skin to skin contact to constitute a touching); People
    v. Cook, 
    197 P.3d 269
    (Colo. App. 2008) (holding that evidence that
    the defendant intimidated the victims into touching themselves for
    his own sexual gratification was sexual contact by “constructive
    touching”); 
    Vinson, 42 P.3d at 87
    (holding that direct person-to-
    person contact is not required to constitute touching under the
    sexual assault on a child statute; defendant’s narrow construction
    of the word “touch” is contrary to the legislative intent of the sexual
    assault on a child statute); People v. Moore, 
    877 P.2d 840
    , 846-48
    (Colo. 1994) (concluding that the defendant could be found guilty of
    sexual assault on a child under a complicity theory when the
    defendant ordered the mother to sexually assault the twelve-year-
    old daughter).
    ¶ 59   For these reasons, because I would conclude that defendant’s
    semen, under the circumstances here, is an “intimate part[],” I
    would further conclude that the evidence was sufficient to support
    defendant’s convictions for sexual assault on a child and affirm
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    those convictions. I respectfully dissent from the result to the
    contrary.
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