Secura Supreme Insurance Company v. The Estate of Daniel Keith Huck ( 2023 )


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    2023 WI 21
    SUPREME COURT           OF   WISCONSIN
    CASE NO.:              2020AP1078-FT
    COMPLETE TITLE:        Secura Supreme Insurance Company,
    Plaintiff-Appellant-Petitioner,
    v.
    The Estate of Daniel Keith Huck,
    Defendant-Respondent.
    REVIEW OF DECISION OF THE COURT OF APPEALS
    Reported at 
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    , 
    966 N.W.2d 124
    PDC No: 
    2021 WI App 69
     - Published
    OPINION FILED:         March 22, 2023
    SUBMITTED ON BRIEFS:
    ORAL ARGUMENT:         November 7, 2022
    SOURCE OF APPEAL:
    COURT:              Circuit
    COUNTY:             Racine
    JUDGE:              Eugene A. Gasiorkiewicz
    JUSTICES:
    ROGGENSACK, J., delivered the majority opinion of the Court with
    respect to ¶¶1-2, 4-16, and 29, in which ZIEGLER, C.J., ANN
    WALSH BRADLEY, DALLET, HAGEDORN, and KAROFSKY, JJ., joined, and
    an opinion, in which ZIEGLER, C.J., joined. DALLET, J., filed a
    concurring opinion, in which ANN WALSH BRADLEY, HAGEDORN, and
    KAROFSKY, JJ., joined.    REBECCA GRASSL BRADLEY, J., filed a
    dissenting opinion.
    NOT PARTICIPATING:
    ATTORNEYS:
    For the plaintiff-appellant-petitioner, there were briefs
    filed by Barbara A. O’Brien, Erik M. Gustafson, and Borgelt,
    Powell, Peterson & Frauen, S.C., Milwaukee. There was an oral
    argument by Patryk Silver.
    For the defendant-respondent, there was a brief filed by
    Susan R. Tyndall, Tony M. Dunn, Angela Komp, and Habush, Habush
    & Rottier, S.C., Racine. There was an oral argument by Tony M.
    Dunn.
    An amicus curiae brief was filed by Edward E. Robinson and
    Cannon & Dunphy, S.C., Brookfield, for the Wisconsin Association
    for Justice. There was an oral argument by Edward E. Robinson.
    An amicus curiae brief was filed by              James A. Friedman,
    Daniel C.W. Narvey, and Godfrey & Kahn, S.C., Madison, for the
    Wisconsin   Insurance   Alliance,   the   American    Property   Casualty
    Insurance Association, and the Wisconsin Defense Counsel.
    2
    
    2023 WI 21
    NOTICE
    This opinion is subject to further
    editing and modification.   The final
    version will appear in the bound
    volume of the official reports.
    No.       2020AP1078-FT
    (L.C. No.    2019CV1847)
    STATE OF WISCONSIN                           :            IN SUPREME COURT
    Secura Supreme Insurance Company,
    Plaintiff-Appellant-Petitioner,
    FILED
    v.                                                       MAR 22, 2023
    The Estate of Daniel Keith Huck,                                  Sheila T. Reiff
    Clerk of Supreme Court
    Defendant-Respondent.
    ROGGENSACK, J., delivered the majority opinion of the Court with
    respect to ¶¶1-2, 4-16, and 29, in which ZIEGLER, C.J., ANN
    WALSH BRADLEY, DALLET, HAGEDORN, and KAROFSKY, JJ., joined, and
    an opinion, in which ZIEGLER, C.J., joined. DALLET, J., filed a
    concurring opinion, in which ANN WALSH BRADLEY, HAGEDORN, and
    KAROFSKY, JJ., joined.    REBECCA GRASSL BRADLEY, J., filed a
    dissenting opinion.
    REVIEW of a decision of the Court of Appeals.               Affirmed.
    ¶1     PATIENCE      DRAKE   ROGGENSACK,     J.     Petitioner         Secura
    Supreme Insurance Company (Secura), which insured Daniel Keith
    Huck, seeks review of a published court of appeals decision1 that
    1Secura Supreme Ins. Co. v. Est. of Huck, 
    2021 WI App 69
    ,
    
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    , 
    966 N.W.2d 124
    .
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    affirmed an order granting judgment to the Estate of Daniel
    Keith Huck (Estate).2         We affirm the court of appeals.
    ¶2     We interpret Secura's policy as precluding Secura from
    reducing its liability to the Estate by the total amount of
    payments    the    Estate     initially          received.      The        Estate      first
    received worker's compensation from Huck's employer's worker's
    compensation insurer (WC insurer), and then a settlement from
    the tortfeasor's insurer.              Wisconsin Stat. § 102.29(1)(b)(2021-
    22)3 obligated the Estate to reimburse the WC insurer with a
    portion    of   the    settlement       it       received    from    the     tortfeasor.
    Secura's    underinsured          motorist          (UIM)     policy        contemplated
    payments made in accordance with worker's compensation law in
    its reducing clause, and obligated the Estate to reimburse the
    WC insurer.       The policy also required the Estate to exhaust any
    other bodily injury liability bonds or policies and to receive
    payment    from    them      before     Secura       would     pay     UIM     benefits.
    Accordingly, we conclude the policy's plain language required
    its payment of UIM benefits based on the Estate's recovery after
    reimbursements        to    the   WC     insurer       and     collection         of    the
    tortfeasor's liability payment had occurred.
    ¶3     However,        Secura     argues       its     policy     "substantially
    incorporates"         the     statutory            language     of         
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i), which permits it to reduce payment by the amount
    2 The Honorable Eugene A. Gasiorkiewicz of Racine County
    presided.
    3 All subsequent references to the Wisconsin Statutes are to
    the 2021-22 version unless otherwise indicated.
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    the Estate initially received.                     We conclude the plain language
    of § 632.32(5)(i) establishes that an insurer may reduce its
    liability by the recovery of the insured at the time the insurer
    enforces      its     reducing          clause.           The      Estate's         obligatory
    reimbursement was made pursuant to "worker's compensation law,"
    which      § 632.32(5)(i)2.           recognizes.            For     these     reasons,      we
    conclude that Secura is not statutorily authorized to reduce its
    liability        limits     by    the        total       worker's       compensation         and
    tortfeasor settlement payments the Estate initially received but
    was   obligated      to    reimburse         in     part.        Accordingly,        Secura's
    policy      and     § 632.32(5)(i)            require        Secura      to     provide       an
    additional $9,718.73 to the Estate.
    I.     BACKGROUND
    ¶4     The facts are undisputed.                      Mr. Huck was struck and
    killed by a motorist while he performed his job duties for the
    Village of Mount Pleasant.                 Since the fatal accident occurred in
    the course of Mr. Huck's employment, the Village's WC insurer
    initially provided $35,798.04 to the Estate.
    ¶5     The    motorist          that    struck      Mr. Huck       was   insured       for
    $25,000     in    liability       coverage,          which      also    was    provided       to
    Mr. Huck's Estate.          However, by receiving the $25,000 settlement
    from the tortfeasor, the Estate was obligated to reimburse the
    WC    insurer       from        the     settlement           based      on     
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    (1)(b).            As    required,         the    Estate       reimbursed      the   WC
    insurer      $9,718.73      so        that    the     Estate       ultimately         retained
    $26,079.31 from worker's compensation.                       This dispute centers on
    the   importance      of    the       $9,718.73      reimbursement           (the    "Disputed
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    Amount")       that    the    Estate          was    required       to   return       to     the    WC
    insurer.
    ¶6        Mr. Huck had purchased an automobile insurance policy
    from Secura that included UIM coverage with a liability limit of
    $250,000 for "each person."                    The Estate's recovery from worker's
    compensation          and    the       tortfeasor        were    insufficient           to    cover
    Mr. Huck's       damages,          which       exceeded         $250,000.            The     Estate
    submitted a claim under the Secura UIM policy.                                      The policy's
    reducing       clause       allowed         Secura      to   reduce      its    UIM     liability
    limits by the amounts paid by a tortfeasor, and by "amounts paid
    or payable under any worker's compensation law."4                                      Therefore,
    Secura reduced its liability limit to the Estate by the $25,000
    settlement       with       the        tortfeasor.           Secura      also       reduced        its
    liability limit by the total worker's compensation benefit of
    $35,798.04,      "even       [though]          some     of   that     money     (the       Disputed
    Amount) return[ed] to the [worker's compensation] Payor."                                     Based
    on these reductions, Secura tendered $189,201.96 to the Estate.5
    ¶7        Secura       filed       a    declaratory        judgment        complaint          and
    moved    for    judgment          on    the    pleadings        pursuant       to     
    Wis. Stat. § 802.06
    (3).          Secura sought a declaration that its UIM reducing
    4 A reducing clause "permits a setoff from the insured's UIM
    coverage the amount paid to the insured by the underinsured
    tortfeasor," or by other enumerated sources.    Dowhower ex rel.
    Rosenberg v. W. Bend Mut. Ins. Co., 
    2000 WI 73
    , ¶1, 
    236 Wis. 2d 113
    , 
    613 N.W.2d 557
    .
    5 Secura explained in its declaratory judgment complaint
    that: ($250,000)-($25,000 tortfeasor settlement)-($35,798.04 in
    worker's compensation) = $189,201.96.
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    clause      applies       to     the    total         "amount       paid"     pursuant       to    the
    worker's compensation payment, notwithstanding any reimbursement
    under 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    .                       The circuit court denied Secura's
    motion      and    granted       the    Estate            judgment    on     its     counterclaim,
    ordering Secura to tender the Disputed Amount to the Estate.
    Secura appealed.
    ¶8        The     court     of       appeals             affirmed,     relying       on     our
    statutory analysis of 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i) in Teschendorf
    v. State Farm Ins. Cos., 
    2006 WI 89
    , 
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , 
    717 N.W.2d 258
    .        In    Teschendorf, we held that § 632.32(5)(i) "does not
    allow an insurer to reduce uninsured motorist [UM] policy limits
    by worker's compensation payments that are not made to or on the
    behalf of the insured, the insured's heirs, or the insured's
    estate."         Id., ¶2.        The court of appeals reviewed our statutory
    analysis         and    public     policy        rationales          in     Teschendorf      before
    concluding         that     Secura          is    "permitted         to     reduce     its       [UIM]
    coverage         limits . . . [only]              by       the    total    amount     of    worker's
    compensation actually received by the Estate."                                     Secura Supreme
    Ins. Co. v. Est. of Huck, 
    2021 WI App 69
    , ¶20, 
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    ,
    
    966 N.W.2d 124
    .             Accordingly, the court of appeals determined
    Secura must provide the Estate the Disputed Amount.
    ¶9        Secura    petitioned            us       for    review,    which     we    granted.
    Secura renews its argument that the plain language of "amounts
    paid" and "payment" settles this matter.                                  Secura argues it may
    reduce      its        liability       by    the       "amounts       paid"    to     the    Estate
    regardless of what happened after those amounts were provided
    because the Estate was paid those amounts, notwithstanding its
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    obligation to reimburse the WC insurer.6               The Estate contends the
    Disputed Amount cannot be considered an "amount paid" because
    the Estate did not retain possession of it.                       It argues that
    Secura impermissibly reduced its UIM liability limits by the
    Disputed Amount, and that Secura owes it the Disputed Amount for
    a total recovery of $198,920.69 under the policy.
    II.     DISCUSSION
    A.       Standard of Review
    ¶10   Our task is to interpret an insurance policy and 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)         based      on   undisputed       facts.         The
    interpretation of an insurance policy presents a question of law
    that we review independently.             Smith v. Atl. Mut. Ins. Co., 
    155 Wis. 2d 808
    ,    810,       
    456 N.W.2d 597
            (1990).       Statutory
    interpretation also presents a question of law that we review
    independently.      Mau v. N.D. Ins. Rsrv. Fund, 
    2001 WI 134
    , ¶28,
    
    248 Wis. 2d 1031
    , 
    637 N.W.2d 45
    .
    B.    Secura's Policy
    ¶11   We first review the UIM policy Mr. Huck purchased from
    Secura.     The Declarations page provides that Mr. Huck purchased
    UIM   coverage     with    a    liability     limit    of    $250,000    for   "each
    6The policy allows Secura to reduce its liability by "all
    sums: paid" (by or on behalf of persons who are legally
    responsible) and by "all sums: paid or payable" (worker's
    compensation law).      Wisconsin Stat. § 632.32(5)(i) allows
    insurers to reduce their liability by "[a]mounts paid" (by or on
    behalf of persons who are legally responsible) and "[a]mounts
    paid or payable" (worker's compensation law). Despite the minor
    differences between the policy language and statute, Secura
    relies on its interpretation of "paid."
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    No.    2020AP1078-FT
    person."         The   policy    includes         an        "Underinsured     Motorist
    Coverage"   endorsement.         The   UIM   endorsement            establishes      that
    Secura "will pay under this coverage only after the limits of
    liability under any bodily injury liability bonds or policies
    have been exhausted by payment of judgments or settlements."
    The policy also includes a reducing clause, which provides in
    pertinent part:
    The limit of liability shall be reduced by all sums:
    (1)     Paid because of the bodily injury by or on behalf
    of persons or organizations who may be legally
    responsible . . . .
    (2)     Paid or payable because of the bodily                          injury
    under any of the following or similar law:
    a.    Worker['s] compensation law;
    . . . .
    This coverage, when combined with any amounts paid by
    liability policies or bonds applicable to the owner or
    driver of an underinsured motor vehicle, will provide
    coverage up to the amount stated in the Declarations.
    This is the contract language we interpret to determine whether
    Secura's policy permits the insurer to reduce its UIM liability
    limit to the Estate by the total payments it initially received,
    rather than by the Estate's recovery after reimbursement to the
    WC insurer had occurred.
    ¶12     We    begin   by    revisiting    the           rules   that    guide    our
    analysis.        Our   interpretation        of        an    insurance      policy    is
    controlled by the same rules of construction that we apply to
    interpret a contract.          Kremers-Urb. Co. v. Am. Emps. Ins. Co.,
    
    119 Wis. 2d 722
    , 735, 
    351 N.W.2d 156
     (1984).                         Our goal is to
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    "give effect to the intent of the parties as expressed in the
    language of the policy."              Folkman v. Quamme, 
    2003 WI 116
    , ¶12,
    
    264 Wis. 2d 617
    ,   
    665 N.W.2d 857
    .       Language     in    an    insurance
    contract "is to be given the common and ordinary meaning it
    would have in the mind of a lay person."                           Kremers-Urb., 
    119 Wis. 2d at 735
    .      "If    possible,      a   court     should    interpret      a
    contract so that all parts are given meaning."                       Whirlpool Corp.
    v. Ziebert, 
    197 Wis. 2d 144
    , 154, 
    539 N.W.2d 883
     (1995).                               When
    the "terms of an insurance policy are plain on their face, the
    policy    must     not    be    rewritten    by     construction."          Smith,       
    155 Wis. 2d at 811
    .
    ¶13    The policy does not define the term "paid."                              Secura
    argues      that     "paid"      simply     means      an    obligation         has    been
    discharged, "no matter the ultimate destination."                         Secura argues
    that the WC insurer and the tortfeasor's insurer "paid" the
    Estate, consequently discharging their obligations.                            Therefore,
    Secura argues it may reduce its liability limit by the Disputed
    Amount    despite     the      Estate's     statutory       obligation     to    repay    a
    portion of its recovery to the WC insurer.
    ¶14    The     plain     language     in   the   policy's     reducing          clause
    allows    Secura     to    reduce     its   liability       by    "sums"    "[p]aid      or
    payable . . . under            any . . . [w]orker['s]            compensation         law."
    Accordingly, the policy contemplates payments made consistent
    with worker's compensation laws (because of bodily injury).                             See
    State ex rel. Journal/Sentinel, Inc. v. Pleva, 
    155 Wis. 2d 704
    ,
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    710, 
    456 N.W.2d 359
     (1990) (express reference to a law by a
    contract reflects the parties' clear intent to address it).7
    ¶15     Located in Wis. Stat. ch. 120 "Worker's Compensation,"
    
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    ,    the    statute          by   which   the        Estate     was
    obligated          to   reimburse      the        WC     insurer,     is     a      worker's
    compensation law.              Although the policy does not specifically
    identify the worker's compensation law to which it refers, there
    is no dispute that § 102.29 comes within that general provision
    in the policy.           See id. at 712 ("[W]e give full meaning to the
    intent of the parties, as ascertained from the express language
    of the contract.").
    ¶16     Accordingly, Secura may not alter its liability limit
    based on the outcome of some, and not all, "sums" paid "because
    of" a payment under worker's compensation law.                         It follows that
    the "sums" by which Secura may reduce its liability because of
    "worker's          compensation        law"        account      for        the      Estate's
    reimbursement pursuant to the 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
     requirements.
    Lastly,      because     the    policy's      plain      language     does       not   except
    reimbursements          made   under    ch.       102,   we   will    not    read      in    an
    exception that is not there.               To do so would rewrite the policy,
    which we cannot do.              Smith, 
    155 Wis. 2d at 811
    .                       Since the
    See also Dairyland Greyhound Park, Inc. v. Doyle, 
    2006 WI
       7
    107, ¶60, 
    295 Wis. 2d 1
    , 
    719 N.W.2d 408
     ("[T]he laws which
    subsist   at   the  time   and  place   of   the  making  of   a
    contract . . . enter into and form a part of it, as if they were
    expressly referred to or incorporated in its terms.         This
    principle embraces alike those which affect its validity,
    construction, discharge, and enforcement." (quoting Von Hoffman
    v. City of Quincy, 
    71 U.S. 535
    , 550 (1866)).
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    policy contemplates payments made in accordance with worker's
    compensation law, including § 102.29, Secura may not ignore the
    law's effects on the Estate's recovery.                    Accordingly, Secura may
    not reduce its liability limit by the Disputed Amount.
    ¶17    Furthermore,         even     if    we    were     to    accept     Secura's
    argument that the word "paid" completely resolved the dispute,
    we would have to reject its interpretation of the policy's terms
    because it impermissibly interprets the reducing clause in a
    manner that renders a portion of the contract meaningless.                                Md.
    Arms Ltd. P'ship v. Connell, 
    2010 WI 64
    , ¶45, 
    326 Wis. 2d 300
    ,
    
    786 N.W.2d 15
     ("[C]ontract language should be construed to give
    meaning      to     every    word,      'avoiding      constructions         which     render
    portions       of     a     contract      meaningless,      inexplicable          or    mere
    surplusage.'" (internal citations omitted)).
    ¶18    The policy directs, "We will pay under this coverage
    only   after        the   limits     of   liability      under    any    bodily        injury
    liability bonds or policies have been exhausted by payment of
    judgments or settlements."                 The policy amount that is "paid or
    payable" under worker's compensation law is a timed payment as
    the policy directs that Secura "will pay" UIM coverage "only
    after" other sources of payment "have been exhausted."                               Because
    we must give meaning to a policy's provisions by reviewing the
    policy as a whole, we do not review the reducing clause in
    isolation.          Folkman, 
    264 Wis. 2d 617
    , ¶24.                    Stated otherwise,
    the policy's plain language conditions Secura's UIM payment on
    the    final      resolution       of     "amounts      paid"    by     other     sources;
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    accordingly, we conclude that the policy addresses an insured's
    recovery after required reimbursements have been made.8
    C.    Wisconsin Stat. §§ 632.32(5)(i) and 102.29
    ¶19      Secura argues its policy "substantially incorporates"
    the   language     of    
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i),   which    it   argues
    "provides" that Secura need not pay the Disputed Amount to the
    Estate.     Accordingly, we turn next to interpret the statute to
    determine whether it permits Secura to reduce its payment to the
    Estate    as    Secura   contends.9     Secura   argues   that    the   statute
    8We note 
    Wis. Stat. § 893.43
    (2) supports our interpretation
    of the policy.     There, the legislature has provided that "A
    cause     of    action     involving    underinsured     motorist
    coverage . . . accrues on the date there is final resolution of
    the underlying cause of action by the injured party against the
    tortfeasor." This is important because final resolution of the
    claim against the tortfeasor is what causes the injured party,
    under 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    (2), to reimburse the WC insurer for a
    portion of its initial payment to the injured workman.
    9We have interpreted this statute previously, but never in
    light of the novel issue now facing us: "[w]hether the
    statutorily approved phrase 'all sums . . . [p]aid or payable
    because of the bodily injury under [w]orker's compensation law'
    in an underinsured motorist ('UIM') insurance policy's reducing
    clause necessarily permits the reduction for all amounts paid,
    including those amounts that the employer/worker's compensation
    insurer initially paid, but then recovered through a third-party
    action pursuant to 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    ."    Pet. Br. at 7.   See
    Teschendorf v. State Farm Ins. Cos., 
    2006 WI 89
    , 
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , 
    717 N.W.2d 258
     (interpreting 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i) to
    determine whether an insurance company may reduce its liability
    by the amount of worker's compensation paid to the State Fund
    rather than to an estate); Marotz v. Hallman, 
    2007 WI 89
    , ¶23,
    
    302 Wis. 2d 428
    , 
    734 N.W.2d 411
     (interpreting whether payments
    to an insured from non-UIM tortfeasors are ones "that apply"
    under   § 632.32(5)(i));   Dowhower,   
    236 Wis. 2d 113
    ,   ¶2
    (interpreting whether § 632.32(5)(i) violates substantive due
    process). See also Landis v. Physicians Ins. Co. of Wis., Inc.,
    
    2001 WI 86
    , ¶15, 
    245 Wis. 2d 1
    , 
    628 N.W.2d 893
     ("Depending on
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    allows an insurer to reduce its liability by "amounts paid" by
    worker's compensation and the tortfeasor, and therefore it is
    "not relevant" that the Estate had to repay a portion of the
    worker's compensation recovery.
    ¶20   Wisconsin    Stat.    § 632.32(5)(i)      states      in    relevant
    part:
    (i) A policy may provide that the limits under
    the policy for . . . underinsured motorist coverage
    for bodily injury or death resulting from any one
    accident shall be reduced by any of the following that
    apply:
    1. Amounts paid by or on behalf of any person or
    organization that may be legally responsible for the
    bodily injury or death for which the payment is made.
    2. Amounts paid or payable under any worker's
    compensation law.
    ¶21   We   first      review     the    principles       of      statutory
    interpretation, as set forth in Kalal.             State ex rel. Kalal v.
    Cir. Ct. for Dane Cnty., 
    2004 WI 58
    , 
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    , 
    681 N.W.2d 110
    .    We "assume that the legislature's intent is expressed in
    the statutory language."          Id., ¶44.    Accordingly, we begin with
    the    language   of   the   statute,    and   "[i]f   the   meaning      of   the
    statute is plain, we ordinarily stop the inquiry."                      Id., ¶45.
    "A dictionary may be utilized to guide the common, ordinary
    meaning of words."        Noffke ex rel. Swenson v. Bakke, 
    2009 WI 10
    ,
    ¶10, 
    315 Wis. 2d 350
    , 
    760 N.W.2d 156
    .             We also strive to give
    "reasonable effect to every word, in order to avoid surplusage."
    the facts of a case, the same statute may be ambiguous in one
    setting and unambiguous in another.").
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    Kalal,     
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    ,       ¶46.      We    note     that     "[s]tatutory
    interpretation centers on the 'ascertainment of meaning,' not
    the recitation of words in isolation."                        Brey v. State Farm Mut.
    Auto. Ins. Co., 
    2022 WI 7
    , ¶13, 
    400 Wis. 2d 417
    , 
    970 N.W.2d 1
    (quoting Kalal, 
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    , ¶47).
    ¶22      With these principles in mind, we conclude that the
    plain language of the statute grants permission to an insurer to
    reduce its liability limit when the final amount of an insured's
    worker's compensation recovery has been determined.                            The parties
    agree    that     
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)         serves     as    legislative
    permission to insurers to reduce their limit of liability by
    enumerated means.          Subdivisions (i)1. and (i)2. are at issue in
    the instant case.
    ¶23      Both subdivisions contain the phrase "amounts paid,"
    so we begin there.          In this context, "paid" is a past participle
    of pay that the legislature uses to modify "amounts."                                  Secura
    argues the word, "paid," simply communicates past action, but it
    overlooks        that     past     participles          are      "routinely         used    as
    adjectives to describe the present state of a thing."                               Henson v.
    Santander        Consumer        USA        Inc.,     
    582 U.S. 79
    ,    84      (2017)
    (interpreting       the    Fair    Debt       Collection       Practices       Act).       For
    example,     the        Supreme        Court        explained      in    its        statutory
    interpretation of "a debt owed" that an ordinary person would
    understand       "collect[ing]          a    debt    owed   to   Steve,"       as    "a    debt
    currently owed to Steve," rather than "a debt Steve used to own"
    and now does not.         
    Id.
     (emphases in original).
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    ¶24     Similarly, "amounts paid" uses the past participle of
    "pay" as an adjective to describe a present state.                                An ordinary
    person would understand "amount paid" to mean "amount currently
    paid" rather than "amount once paid and then given back."                                      See
    
    id.
    ¶25     To    ensure      our    interpretation           gives     meaning       to    all
    words in the statute, we next interpret the word, "payable,"
    that appears only in 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.                                   Kalal, 
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    , ¶46.                "Payable" is defined as "requiring to be
    paid, specifying payment to a particular payee at a specified
    time or occasion, or in a specified manner."                               Webster's Third
    New    Int'l        Dictionary       1659     (1986).            The     plain    meaning       of
    "payable," therefore, is that payment is due, but the manner and
    the    timing        of    payment      may    involve          future     payments.           For
    instance,      a     settlement        may    be    "payable       in    installments,"         or
    "payable monthly."               Regardless, it would still be an "amount
    payable" under our interpretation of the statute.
    ¶26     Lastly,      
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.            allows        for   the
    reduction      of     "[a]mounts        paid       or    payable       under     any    worker's
    compensation law."            As we stated earlier, 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
     is
    a worker's compensation law that establishes reimbursement of
    amounts      initially        received        as    worker's       compensation          due    to
    subsequent         settlements.          By    including         "worker's       compensation
    law"      in        § 632.32(5)(i)2.,              the     legislature           contemplated
    proceedings         such    as    those       subject      to    § 102.29.             See   Union
    Cemetery v. City of Milwaukee, 
    13 Wis. 2d 64
    , 68-69, 
    108 N.W.2d 180
     (1961) ("A general reference refers generally to the law on
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    a   subject      and   incorporates     the   entire   subject     matter.").
    Because § 102.29 obligated the Estate to reimburse the Disputed
    Amount,    the    reimbursement   was      made   pursuant   to    a   worker's
    compensation law.       We interpret § 632.32(5)(i)2. to account for
    the reimbursement into the "amount paid" to the Estate so that
    the statute contemplates the Estate's final recovery.
    ¶27    Accordingly, we conclude, that "amounts paid" under
    
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)1. and "amounts paid or payable" in
    subd. 2., both reference the present tense.              "Amounts paid" is
    interpreted as the current "amounts paid" or outstanding such as
    by an installment agreement,10 at the time an insurer seeks to
    reduce its liability under § 632.32(5)(i).               Stated otherwise,
    "amounts paid" refers to an insured's final recovery at the time
    an insurer reduces its liability, which we recognize may occur
    when a UIM claim accrues.11       See 
    Wis. Stat. § 893.43
    (2).
    ¶28    At the time Secura sought to reduce its liability, the
    Estate had already reimbursed the Disputed Amount pursuant to a
    worker's compensation law.            The final "amounts paid" to the
    Estate pursuant to 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i) was $51,079.31 from
    the combined tortfeasor and worker's compensation settlements.
    10We provide just one example of a situation that gives
    meaning to the term "payable."      Our decision today does not
    limit   "payable"  to   just   installment   payments or   other
    circumstances that have not been briefed before us.
    11Our conclusion is consistent with that reached in other
    jurisdictions. See Wildman v. Nat'l Fire & Marine Ins. Co., 
    703 N.E.2d 683
    , 687 (Ind. App. 1998); Cherry v. Coregis Ins. Co.,
    
    204 P.3d 522
    , 525-26 (Idaho 2009).
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    Secura seeks to reduce its UIM liability to the Estate by both
    the "amounts paid" and also by the Disputed Amount; in other
    words, Secura seeks to reduce its liability by the amount the
    Estate initially received before required reimbursements were
    made.   Section 632.32(5)(i) does not support this.                       Secura must
    tender the Disputed Amount to the Estate in accordance with the
    statute.
    III.    CONCLUSION
    ¶29     We interpret Secura's policy as precluding Secura from
    reducing its liability to the Estate by the total amount of
    payments    the    Estate     initially       received.       The        Estate      first
    received    worker's        compensation        from     Huck's     employer's          WC
    insurer, and then a settlement from the tortfeasor's insurer.
    Wisconsin     Stat.      § 102.29(1)(b)2.        obligated        the      Estate      to
    reimburse the WC insurer with a portion of the settlement it
    received from the tortfeasor.             Secura's UIM policy contemplated
    payments made in accordance with worker's compensation law in
    its reducing clause, and obligated the Estate to reimburse the
    WC insurer.       The policy also required the Estate to exhaust any
    other bodily injury liability bonds or policies and to receive
    payment from them before Secura would pay UIM benefits.                                 We
    therefore conclude that the policy's plain language required its
    payment of UIM benefits based on the Estate's recovery after
    reimbursements      to    the    WC     insurer        and   collection         of    the
    tortfeasor's liability payment had occurred.
    ¶30     However,      Secura       argues    its     policy      "substantially
    incorporates"       the      statutory          language      of         Wis.        Stat.
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    § 632.32(5)(i), which permits it to reduce payment by the amount
    the Estate initially received.              We conclude the plain language
    of § 632.32(5)(i) establishes that an insurer may reduce its
    liability by the recovery of the insured at the time the insurer
    enforces     its     reducing     clause.           The      Estate's       obligatory
    reimbursement      was   made    pursuant     to     a    "worker's       compensation
    law," which § 632.32(5)(i)2. recognizes.                   For these reasons, we
    conclude that Secura is not statutorily authorized to reduce its
    liability    limits      by     the   gross        worker's       compensation       and
    tortfeasor settlement payments the Estate initially received but
    was   obligated     to   reimburse    in    part.          Accordingly,       Secura's
    policy     and     § 632.32(5)(i)     require            Secura     to    provide     an
    additional $9,718.73 to the Estate.
    By   the   Court.—The      decision     of    the     court    of    appeals    is
    affirmed.
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    ¶31     REBECCA FRANK DALLET, J.                     (concurring).              If I buy an
    $8 sandwich, hand the cashier a $10 bill, and she hands me my
    sandwich and $2 in change, how much was she "paid" for the
    sandwich?     Eight dollars, of course.                      But according to Secura,
    that isn't so clear.                It contends that the Estate of Daniel Huck
    was "paid" $250,000 in connection with the accident that caused
    Huck's     death,       even        though    the    Estate        ended       up        with       just
    $240,281.27       after        it     was     required       by    statute          to       pay     the
    $9,718.73 difference back to a workers' compensation insurer.
    See generally 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    (1).                          By that same logic, the
    cashier in my sandwich example was paid $10, even though she
    kept only $8.           I agree with the majority/lead opinion that this
    nonsensical result is contrary to the plain meaning of the word
    "paid"     and,     therefore,          the      policy's         language.                  I     write
    separately,       however,           because     I     reach       that       conclusion             for
    different——and in my view, simpler——reasons.
    ¶32     The     language           of     Secura's       policy       is    clear.                It
    guaranteed        the     Estate        a     "predetermined,             fixed          level        of
    [underinsured motorist coverage]," $250,000, "that is arrived at
    by combining payments from all sources."                          Welin v. Am. Fam. Mut.
    Ins. Co., 
    2006 WI 81
    , ¶49, 
    292 Wis. 2d 73
    , 
    717 N.W.2d 690
    .                                           The
    initial grant of coverage states that Secura will pay damages
    the Estate "is legally entitled to recover from the owner or
    operator    of    an     underinsured          motor     vehicle        because          of      bodily
    injury."     The emphasized terms are defined in the policy, and
    one of them——"underinsured motor vehicle"——is relevant here.                                          An
    underinsured        motor           vehicle     is     one        "to     which          a       bodily
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    injury . . . policy applies at the time of the accident but its
    limit for bodily injury liability is . . . [l]ess than the limit
    of liability for this [underinsured motor vehicle] coverage."
    The limit of liability for Secura's coverage is $250,000, which
    Secura "will pay . . . only after the limits of liability under
    any bodily injury liability . . . policies have been exhausted
    by   payments     of   judgments    or     settlements."         In    other   words,
    Secura promised to pay last, after the Estate recovered any
    money it was owed for the accident by the tortfeasor or others,
    and only if the limits of the tortfeasor's insurance coverage
    were less than $250,000.           And all Secura promised to pay was the
    difference between the money the Estate recovered from those
    other sources and $250,000.           That is spelled out clearly in the
    policy's    reducing     clause,     which      decreases   Secura's        limit   of
    liability by "all sums" paid by those legally responsible for
    the accident or "[p]aid or payable because of the bodily injury
    under . . . [w]orkers' compensation law."
    ¶33   The    upshot   of     these       provisions   is     simple.      Every
    dollar the Estate is paid either by those legally responsible
    for the accident or by workers' compensation reduces Secura's
    $250,000 limit of liability by that same amount.                      If the Estate
    is paid $250,000 or more by those legally responsible or by
    workers' compensation, then Secura owes nothing.                      If not, Secura
    makes up the difference up to $250,000.                In any case, the Estate
    is guaranteed to end up with at least the predetermined, fixed
    amount of coverage it bargained for, $250,000.                      See Welin, 282
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    Wis. 2d 73, ¶49.            Or at least that's what the policy says should
    happen.
    ¶34     Secura       argues,      however,       based     on     a     hyper-literal
    interpretation         of    the       word    "paid,"    that     the        Estate      should
    receive just $240,281.27.                That is because the Estate initially
    received       $35,798.04         in    workers'       compensation          payments,      even
    though    it    later       had    to   pay     $9,718.73       back     to    the   workers'
    compensation insurer according to a statutory formula.                               See 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    (1), (giving the workers' compensation insurer a
    right to a portion of the proceeds the Estate recovered from the
    tortfeasor).       In Secura's view, the Estate was therefore "paid"
    the full $35,798.04, even though it netted only $26,079.31 in
    the end.
    ¶35     The problem with Secura's interpretation is that when
    the policy is read as a whole, the Estate is only "paid" the
    money it retains after resolving both its claims against the
    tortfeasor       and    any       resulting         obligations        to      the     workers'
    compensation insurer.              See Liebovich v. Minn. Ins. Co., 
    2008 WI 75
    , ¶27, 
    310 Wis. 2d 751
    , 
    751 N.W.2d 764
     (explaining that we
    must read insurance policies "as a whole").                            Simply put, it is
    not enough if, at one point in time or another, the Estate had
    $250,000.       Rather, the policy requires that the Estate end up
    with    the    predetermined,            fixed,     final      recovery        of    at    least
    $250,000 it bargained for.                    And because Secura's argument would
    leave    the    Estate       with       less    than    that     amount,        it   must    be
    rejected.
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    ¶36    This   conclusion       is     confirmed       both    by     the     policy's
    language    regarding      workers'       compensation       recoveries           and    by    a
    statute     governing      underinsured         motorist     claims.           First,     the
    policy's reducing clause lowers Secura's limits of liability by
    "all sums . . . [p]aid or payable . . . under . . . [w]orkers'
    compensation law."          And as mentioned previously, § 102.29(1)——a
    provision     of    workers'        compensation       law——mandates              that    the
    workers' compensation insurer receive a portion of the money the
    Estate recovered from the tortfeasor.                  Thus, the amount "[p]aid
    or payable" under workers' compensation must be determined by
    taking into account money the Estate had to pay back to the
    workers'    compensation       insurer      under     § 102.29(1).             Only      after
    that repayment is made can we know "all sums" the Estate was
    "[p]aid."     See also majority/lead op., ¶16 (reaching a similar
    conclusion).        Second,     
    Wis. Stat. § 893.43
    (2)           states    that       an
    underinsured motorist claim accrues for statute-of-limitations
    purposes    only    after     the   "final       resolution        of    the   underlying
    cause of action by the injured party against the tortfeasor."
    The final resolution of the underlying cause of action against
    the   tortfeasor      is    also     what       triggers     the        injured     party's
    obligation under § 102.29(1) to repay a portion of that final
    recovery    against     the   tortfeasor         to   the   workers'        compensation
    insurer.     For that reason, it makes no sense to calculate the
    amounts "paid" to the Estate under Secura's policy before that
    point in time, as Secura does.              We only know what the Estate was
    "paid," and therefore what Secura owes, once the Estate has
    resolved its claim against the tortfeasor and made any necessary
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    reimbursement         to    the    workers'       compensation          insurer     under
    § 102.29(1).
    ¶37    In my view, that's all we need to say to resolve this
    case.      Despite that, the majority/lead opinion goes further,
    unnecessarily         analyzing     a   provision    of     the    policy     that   the
    parties    did    not      meaningfully       discuss     in    their     briefs,     see
    majority/lead op., ¶¶17-18, and the omnibus statute, 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i),        which      regulates      reducing      clauses.       See    id.,
    ¶¶19-28.     Even though I agree with the majority/lead opinion's
    bottom line, I would not reach these issues.                            Accordingly, I
    respectfully concur.1
    ¶38    I    am    authorized       to   state   that      Justices      ANN    WALSH
    BRADLEY, BRIAN HAGEDORN, and JILL J. KAROFSKY join this opinion.
    1   I join ¶¶1-2, 4-16, and 29 of the majority/lead opinion.
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    ¶39     REBECCA GRASSL BRADLEY, J.             (dissenting).
    I remember once I was with [Justice Oliver Wendell
    Holmes, Jr.]; it was Saturday when the Court was to
    confer.   It was before we had a motor car, and we
    jogged along in an old coupé. When we got down to the
    Capitol, I wanted to provoke a response, so as he
    walked off, I said to him:    "Well, sir, goodbye. Do
    justice!" He turned quite sharply and he said: "Come
    here. Come here." I answered: "Oh, I know, I know."
    He replied: "That is not my job. My job is to play
    the game according to the rules."
    Learned Hand, A Personal Confession, in The Spirit of Liberty
    302, 306–07 (Irving Dillard ed., 3d ed. 1960).
    ¶40     This court should resolve this case by considering the
    parties' arguments and neutrally applying well-established rules
    for interpretating insurance policies.                 Instead, the majority
    rejects the parties' contractual agreement in favor of doing
    justice in a case involving tragic facts.                     While the results
    achieved by the majority's decision may be more palatable, the
    resulting injury to the rule of law is anything but just.
    ¶41     Daniel   Keith      Huck     died   from    a     bodily       injury   he
    sustained while working for the Village of Mt. Pleasant.                            The
    Estate of Huck received about $36,000 in worker's compensation
    benefits.       Later,   the    Estate    became    statutorily        required     to
    reimburse   a   portion    of   this     payout.       Huck    had    an    insurance
    policy with underinsured motorist (UIM) coverage through Secura
    Supreme Insurance Company.             The Estate filed a claim.               Secura
    and the Estate dispute the amount owed under the policy.                       Secura
    relies on the policy's reducing clause, which provides that the
    policy's    limits       "shall    be        reduced     by     all        sums . . .
    [p]aid . . . because of the bodily injury under . . . [w]orkers'
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    compensation      law[.]"        Secura     argues       the    Estate      was   "paid"
    $36,000 because Mt. Pleasant's $36,000 financial obligation to
    the Estate was discharged when the Estate was provided with the
    money.       The Estate does not respond by referencing definitions
    of "paid" or relying on grammatical principles.                          Instead, the
    Estate primarily argues that siding with Secura would produce an
    "absurd result."          That argument is grounded not in law but in
    subjective perceptions of justice.
    ¶42    The majority/lead opinion sides with the Estate, but
    conspicuously absent from the opinion is any discussion of the
    Estate's principal argument.1             Instead, the opinion attempts to
    develop a textual analysis that was——at best——underdeveloped by
    the    Estate.       This    court   need       not   address    an    underdeveloped
    argument, and it should not do so in this case.                       See, e.g., Papa
    v.    Wis.   Dep't   of     Health   Servs.,      
    2020 WI 66
    ,   ¶42    n.15,   
    393 Wis. 2d 1
    , 
    946 N.W.2d 17
     (declining to address an underdeveloped
    argument).       Although suffering from its own analytical flaws,
    Justice Rebecca Frank Dallet's concurrence correctly notes the
    majority/lead opinion goes too far by "analyzing a provision of
    the policy that the parties did not meaningfully discuss in
    their briefs[.]"          Concurrence, ¶37.           While this court has near-
    absolute discretion to deviate from the parties' arguments and
    often does given its law-development function, the majority/lead
    This court's internal operating procedures explain, "[i]f
    1
    . . . the opinion originally circulated as the majority opinion
    does not garner the vote of a majority of the court, it shall be
    referred to in separate writings as the 'lead opinion[.]'" Wis.
    Sup. Ct. IOP III.G.4 (Feb. 28, 2023).
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    opinion does not exercise discretion because it does not explain
    its departure from the party presentation principle.                                   See Town
    of   Wilson        v.   City       of     Sheboygan,          
    2020 WI 16
    ,    ¶73,    
    390 Wis. 2d 266
    ,        
    938 N.W.2d 493
                  (Rebecca       Grassl       Bradley,      J.,
    concurring).            The       majority/lead              opinion        does      not     even
    acknowledge——let           alone        explain——why          it   leaves       the    Estate's
    primary argument unaddressed.
    ¶43      In    this     case,        a     persuasive         explanation        would    be
    difficult     to    provide.            This        court    granted     the    petition      for
    review to address the Estate's primary argument, which the court
    of appeals, in a published opinion, held it was compelled by
    this court's precedent to adopt.                            See Secura Supreme Ins. v.
    Estate   of    Huck,       
    2021 WI App 69
    ,     ¶7,   
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    ,      
    966 N.W.2d 124
    .         Specifically, the court of appeals held it was
    bound by Teschendorf v. State Farm Insurance Cos., 
    2006 WI 89
    ,
    
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , 
    717 N.W.2d 258
    , in which this court disregarded
    the plain meaning of the law in favor of what the court deemed a
    more just result.              While a majority of the court could not
    coalesce on a rationale, six justices agreed that a "literal"
    reading of the law favored the insurer and accordingly deemed it
    either absurd or ambiguous in order to decide the case in favor
    of a sympathetic plaintiff.                     Id., ¶¶18, 22, 32 (majority/lead
    op.).    Notably, in this case court of appeals judge Shelley A.
    Grogan wrote a concurrence signaling concern that Teschendorf
    required the court of appeals to disregard the plain language of
    the insurance policy and 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2. (2019–20).2
    2 Unless otherwise noted, all subsequent references to the
    Wisconsin Statutes are to the 2019–20 version.
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    See    Secura         Supreme    Ins.,      
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    ,     ¶21    (Grogan,     J.,
    concurring).            As the majority/lead opinion notes, this court
    granted      review        of    the   court      of     appeals     decision,      but    the
    majority          leaves      that     decision         largely      unreviewed      in    its
    opinions.         Majority/lead op., ¶¶1, 9.
    ¶44    Justice Dallet's concurrence, with its references to
    allegedly "nonsensical" results, aligns more closely with the
    Estate's actual argument, but her concurrence is problematic for
    a different reason.              See Concurrence, ¶¶31, 36.                  Justice Dallet
    endorses          a    case-deciding         approach        grounded        in    subjective
    perceptions of justice at the expense of the rule of law.
    ¶45    Applying the law to the parties' arguments, I conclude
    the policy's limits should be reduced by the total amount of
    worker's compensation paid, not by the amount ultimately netted
    by the Estate.             I further conclude 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.,
    which also uses the word "paid," permits such a reduction.                                   I
    respectfully dissent.
    I.    BACKGROUND
    A.    The Tragic Facts
    ¶46    The parties have stipulated to the tragic facts of
    this   case.           Huck     was    struck     by     a   negligently      driven      motor
    vehicle while employed as a utility worker for Mt. Pleasant.
    Huck died as a result.                   The Estate received about $36,000 in
    worker's compensation benefits.                       After that, the Estate settled
    with the negligent driver's insurance company for the policy
    limits       of       $25,000.         Additionally,          
    Wis. Stat. § 102.49
    (5)
    required Mt. Pleasant to pay $20,000 to the state treasury for
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    the   benefit     of    the    Work    Injury       Supplemental      Benefits    Fund.
    Under § 102.29,          the Estate      was obligated to             reimburse about
    $10,000 of the worker's compensation benefits to the worker's
    compensation           carrier        using        the     settlement         proceeds.
    Accordingly,       the        Estate     received          $36,000      in     worker's
    compensation benefits, but the Estate netted only about $26,000.
    Huck's insurance policy with Secura provided UIM coverage with
    limits of $250,000; the damages exceed those limits.                         The Estate
    made a claim under the policy.
    B.   The Reducing Clause
    ¶47   The        parties     calculate         the    amount      Secura     owes
    differently, based on different readings of the reducing clause,
    which provides:
    B. Reducing Clause:              The limit of liability shall be
    reduced by all sums:
    1. Paid because of bodily injury by or on behalf
    of persons or organizations who may be legally
    responsible. . . .
    2. Paid or payable because of the bodily injury
    under any of the following or similar laws:
    a. Workers' compensation law[.]
    The parties dispute only the amount of reduction for worker's
    compensation benefits.             Secura argues for a $36,000 reduction——
    the amount the Estate received under worker's compensation law——
    while the Estate argues the reduction should be only $26,000
    because the Estate had to reimburse the worker's compensation
    carrier approximately $10,000.                    The parties agree the $25,000
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    settlement reduces the limits.3                     They also agree the $20,000
    payment          by    Mt. Pleasant    to    the    Fund       does    not     trigger      the
    reducing clause.              Accordingly, the parties calculate the amount
    owed under the policy as follows:
    Secura                                    The Estate
    $250,000 (the limit of                            $250,000 (the limit of
    liability)                                        liability)
    −$36,000 (the amount of                           −$26,000 (the amount of
    worker's compensation received)                    worker's compensation netted)
    −$25,000 (from the settlement)                     −$25,000 (from the settlement)
    = $189,000                                     = $199,000
    ¶48        Notably,      the   language      of    the    reducing          clause    is
    materially similar to the language of 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    , also
    known       as    the     "Omnibus    Statute"      because,      as        this   court    has
    explained, "it sets the minimum requirements all motor vehicle
    insurance policies in Wisconsin must satisfy."                               Brey v. State
    Farm       Mut.       Auto.   Ins.,   
    2022 WI 7
    ,       ¶5,    
    400 Wis. 2d 417
    ,         
    970 N.W.2d 1
    .             Subsection (5)(i)2. provides:
    (i) A policy may provide that the limits under the
    policy   for   uninsured   motorist   coverage   or
    underinsured motorist coverage for bodily injury or
    death resulting from any one accident shall be
    reduced by any of the following that apply:
    . . . .
    The Estate notes the parties agree that "[t]he UIM
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    reducing clause permitted reduction of the $250,000 UIM limits
    by the $25,000 recovered from the tortfeasor and the $26,079.31
    net benefits paid by the worker's compensation carrier."    The
    parties "part[] ways" over the $10,000 of worker's compensation
    benefits that was "repaid[.]"
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    2.    Amounts paid or payable             under   any    worker's
    compensation law.
    The operative effect of the reducing clause must be permissible
    under § 632.32(5)(i)2.
    C.    The Procedural History
    ¶49     This       case's         procedural   history       demonstrates     the
    parties focused on the applicability of Teschendorf.                          Secura
    sought from the circuit court a declaration stating it owed only
    $189,000,   and       the     Estate    counterclaimed.       The   circuit     court
    sided with the Estate.
    ¶50     Secura appealed, and the Estate's argument in response
    focused mainly on this court's decision in                       Teschendorf.      It
    framed the sole issue on appeal as follows:
    In Teschendorf v. State Farm Ins. Companies, 
    2006 WI 89
    , 
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , 
    717 N.W.2d 258
    , a statutorily-
    permitted reducing clause was declared impermissible
    when used to reduce underinsured motorists . . .
    limits by sums paid not to the insured, but to a state
    fund . . . . Does a reducing clause permitted by 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i), reducing UIM limits by "all sums
    . . . [p]aid or payable because of the bodily injury
    under . . . [w]orker's compensation law," become
    impermissible where the worker's compensation insurer
    has been reimbursed pursuant to 
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    ,
    precluding double recovery by the insured?[4]
    Answered by the Circuit Court:                 Yes.
    (Third and fourth ellipsis and modifications in the original.)
    ¶51     The       court      of   appeals   affirmed   the    circuit   court's
    decision    in    a    published       opinion.     Secura    Supreme    Ins.,    
    399 Wis. 2d 542
     (majority op.).                The court of appeals accepted the
    4  Although this issue statement claims Teschendorf was about
    UIM coverage, the case was actually about uninsured motorist
    coverage. See infra Section III.B.
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    Estate's     framing,      concluding,         "[t]he       court       in    Teschendorf
    squarely rejected the literal reading of the reducing clause
    Secura    proposes    here."        
    Id.,
           ¶10     (citing      Teschendorf,      
    293 Wis. 2d 542
    , ¶¶22, 24, 44).              The majority opinion of the court
    of appeals cites Teschendorf more than 30 times, demonstrating
    its   centrality     in     the   reasoning       of       the    court      below.    In
    concurrence, Judge Grogan wrote, "[o]n a clean slate, Secura's
    textual argument may not have been so swiftly dismissed, but our
    supreme court foreclosed it in Teschendorf."                        Id., ¶21 (Grogan,
    J., concurring).
    ¶52    Secura filed a petition for review.                          It explicitly
    argued    "Teschendorf      is    ripe   for     reexamination           to——at   least——
    clarify     the   proper    analysis      [to]       the    lower       courts[.]"     In
    response, the Estate professed this case does not present a
    novel question of law given Teschendorf.                     The Estate framed the
    issue in much the same way that it had framed the issue before
    the court of appeals:
    Words in statutes and insurance policies are given a
    meaning which avoids absurd or unreasonable results,
    or results clearly at odds with the legislature's
    purpose. . . .   Can an insurer reduce its [UIM]
    coverage limits by sums neither its insured nor his
    workers compensation insurer recovered because its
    policy contains a reducing clause deducting "all
    sums . . . [p]aid or payable because of the bodily
    injury under . . . [w]orker's compensation law"?
    (Second and third ellipsis and second and third modifications in
    the original.)        The Estate argued              Teschendorf should not be
    reexamined because the absurd results canon has been "repeatedly
    applied"    in    various    contexts——not           just    in    Teschendorf.        It
    claimed this case would be a mere "rehash[ing]" of the "same
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    principles"      applied    in    Teschendorf           and    several      other       cases.
    This court granted Secura's petition.
    D.    The Parties' Briefing
    ¶53    The focus on Teschendorf continued in the briefing.
    Secura argues the case does not need to be overruled but should
    be limited to its extreme facts (discussed more in Part III).
    The Estate argues the court of appeals was correct to "center"
    its analysis on Teschendorf, declaring the analysis "spot on."
    Similarly, the Estate claims this case does not raise an issue
    of "first impression" because, in its view, "the issue raised is
    very similar to that addressed in Teschendorf[.]"                                The Estate
    continues,      "Teschendorf       . . .     require[s]             that   the     appellate
    court's decision be affirmed."                   The Estate opens its brief by
    noting,      "Wisconsin    courts      reject         interpretations         of    statutes
    that   produce    results       contrary         to    the    statute's       purpose      and
    common    sense."        (Citation     omitted.)              The    Estate      also    makes
    passing      reference    to    the    principle         that       statutes     should     be
    construed       in       harmony,        grounding             this        argument         in
    consequentialism.         The Estate argues, "[a]s the court of appeals
    correctly      explained,        Secura's         argument——that            the         workers
    compensation was 'paid' to the insured but ignoring that that
    sum had been reimbursed to the workers compensation insurer——
    'defies      common   sense      and   the       fundamental         purpose       of    [UIM]
    insurance      coverage[.]'"           Quoting         Secura       Supreme      Ins.,     
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    , ¶17 (majority op.).                  Claiming a purported ambiguity
    in the policy, the Estate argues this court must affirm the
    decision of the court of appeals because "[t]o hold otherwise
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    would create an absurd result[.]"                  Regardless of how the Estate
    frames its arguments, every contention advanced by the Estate
    rests on the absurd results canon.
    ¶54   In   contrast,      Secura    offers       a    fully-developed          plain
    language argument in response to the Estate's emphasis on the
    purported    absurdity     of    the     results       Secura's       plain    language
    interpretation       may   yield.             Secura       references      dictionary
    definitions to support its interpretation of "paid," some of
    which have been adopted by Wisconsin courts in other contexts.
    See, e.g., Danbeck v. Am. Fam. Mut. Ins., 
    2000 WI App 26
    , ¶9,
    
    232 Wis. 2d 417
    , 
    605 N.W.2d 925
     (noting "payment" is defined as
    "1:   the act of paying or giving compensation : the discharge of
    a debt or an obligation . . . 2:                     something that is paid :
    something given to discharge a debt or obligation or to fulfill
    a promise" (quoting Payment, Webster's Third New International
    Dictionary (1993)) (ellipsis in the original)).
    ¶55   In    contrast,       the      Estate          references         dictionary
    definitions      once——for      the      word       "reimburse"——which           appears
    nowhere in the relevant language of the policy or the Omnibus
    Statute.5     Apparently, the Estate means to suggest that money
    reimbursed has not been "paid," but even the language the Estate
    uses to describe the facts of this case presupposes the Estate
    was, in fact, paid.          For example, the Estate writes, "[t]he
    parties     parted    ways . . . as           to     Secura's     denial        of    the
    [E]state's claim to the extent of the . . . [disputed amount]
    5The brief also contains a reference to Black's Law
    Dictionary, within a block quote of another source, but the
    definition is for the word "insurance."
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    repaid to the workers compensation carrier."                        (Emphasis added.)
    An amount can be "repaid" only if it in fact has been "paid."
    ¶56    In     attempting      to     illustrate       the    meaning           of    this
    utterly      plain       word,    Justice    Dallet's      sandwich            shop    analogy
    suffers      from    a    basic    mathematical       error.             She    begins          her
    concurrence        with    the    following       scenario:        "If     I     buy       an   $8
    sandwich, hand the cashier a $10 bill, and she hands me my
    sandwich and $2 in change, how much was she 'paid' for the
    sandwich?      Eight dollars, of course.                  But according to Secura,
    this isn't so clear."              Concurrence, ¶31.           This simple analogy
    fails    because      Justice      Dallet     did   not    incur     a     $10    financial
    obligation——only an $8 one.                 The moment she handed $10 to the
    cashier, she satisfied her obligation to pay for the sandwich,
    but the cashier immediately incurred an obligation to give back
    $2.     In this case, the worker's compensation carrier incurred a
    $36,000      financial      obligation,       which    was    satisfied           when      that
    amount was paid to the Estate.                 Had the carrier incurred a mere
    $26,000 obligation but inadvertently sent the Estate a check for
    $36,000, perhaps Justice Dallet's analogy would be relevant.                                     In
    this case, however, the carrier used exact change.                              Even though
    the law later compelled a reimbursement, had the carrier paid
    only    $26,000       initially,      it     would     not    have        fulfilled             its
    obligation.           Perhaps       textual       arguments        may     exist       for       a
    definition of "paid" favoring the Estate, but Justice Dallet
    offers none.
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    II.   STANDARD OF REVIEW
    ¶57   This     case      requires       this     court   to    interpret       an
    insurance policy.          The interpretation of a policy is a question
    of    law,   subject      to    independent       review.       Talley      v.   Mustafa
    Mustafa, 
    2018 WI 47
    , ¶13, 
    381 Wis. 2d 393
    , 
    911 N.W.2d 55
     (citing
    Water Well Sols. Serv. Grp., Inc. v. Consol. Ins., 
    2016 WI 54
    ,
    ¶12, 
    369 Wis. 2d 607
    , 
    881 N.W.2d 285
    ).
    ¶58   Contrary to the majority, the policy language compels
    a reduction by the total amount of worker's compensation paid to
    the Estate.         Accordingly, I must determine whether 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.           permits      such      a     reduction.           Statutory
    interpretation, like policy interpretation, presents a question
    of law subject to this court's independent review.                          Water Well
    Sols. Serv. Grp., Inc., 
    369 Wis. 2d 607
    , ¶12 (citing Estate of
    Sustache     v.     Am.    Family     Mut.     Ins.,    
    2008 WI 87
    ,    ¶18,    
    311 Wis. 2d 548
    , 
    751 N.W.2d 845
    ).
    III.    ANALYSIS
    A.    The Consequence of the Majority/Lead Opinion not Reviewing
    the Court of Appeals Decision
    ¶59   The majority/lead opinion correctly notes this court
    granted review of a court of appeals decision; however, it does
    not review it.            In a published opinion, the court of appeals
    decided it was bound by Teschendorf.                   By affirming the court of
    appeals without reviewing its decision, the majority preserves
    the court of appeals opinion as binding precedent.                       Although the
    majority affirms the decision on a different basis, it does not
    expressly——or even impliedly——signal that the opinion below does
    not retain its precedential value.                    Consequently, the court of
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    appeals will understand itself to be bound by that opinion.                 See
    State v. Schmidt, 
    2016 WI App 45
    , ¶48 n.11, 
    370 Wis. 2d 139
    , 
    884 N.W.2d 510
     (citing Blum v. 1st Auto & Cas. Ins., 
    2010 WI 78
    ,
    ¶44, 
    326 Wis. 2d 729
    , 
    786 N.W.2d 78
    ).            See generally Wis. Mfrs.
    & Com. v. Evers, 
    2023 WI 5
    , ¶2, 
    405 Wis. 2d 478
    , 
    984 N.W.2d 402
    (per curiam) (noting that while this court has not addressed the
    issue directly, when this court affirms a published opinion of
    the    court   of   appeals,       on   different   grounds     but   without
    suggesting its rationale was incorrect, the court of appeals
    opinion remains binding precedent).            At a minimum, the majority
    should withdraw the precedential status of the opinion below.
    B.   This Court's Decision in Teschendorf
    ¶60   If the majority had reviewed the decision of the court
    of appeals, it would need to revisit Teschendorf, on which the
    Estate's argument continues to heavily rely.             Although no less
    tragic, the facts of Teschendorf are quite different than the
    facts of this case.        A man died while acting in the scope of his
    employment after an uninsured motor vehicle struck a car in
    which the man was riding.            
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , ¶3 (majority op.).
    In    accordance    with    
    Wis. Stat. § 102.49
    (5)(b)    (2001–02),    a
    portion of worker's compensation benefits were paid to the Fund,
    but none were paid to the man's estate because he was single and
    had no dependents.         
    Id.
         Of the approximately $174,000 paid in
    worker's compensation benefits, $159,000 went to the Fund, and
    the rest went to recipients other than the man's estate.                    
    Id.
    The man had a policy providing uninsured motorist coverage, with
    limits of $150,000.        Id., ¶4.      The insurer argued the reducing
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    clause operated to change the limits to $0 because more than
    $150,000 had been paid in worker's compensation benefits.                     Id.,
    ¶5.
    ¶61   The   issue   in     Teschendorf       was    whether   
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2. (2001–02) prohibited reducing the limits by the
    $159,000 paid to the Fund.             Although this court resolved the
    issue, it was divided on the rationale.               Public policy pervaded
    each member's reasoning.
    ¶62   This court held 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2. prohibited
    the reduction; however, it was split into two factions.                        The
    first faction, which has been subsequently called the "absurdity
    faction,"     consisted      of     three    justices      who    concluded    the
    statutory language unambiguously did not prohibit the reduction
    but determined the result of applying the unambiguous language
    would be absurd.       
    Id.,
     ¶18 & n.8.           They first recognized the
    plain meaning of the reducing clause:
    There is no ambiguity in 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.
    The statute says that policy limits may be reduced by
    "amounts   paid   or   payable   under   any  worker's
    compensation law."     The clause "amounts paid or
    payable" is not qualified and unambiguously brings
    within its scope payments made to the insured or to
    any other person or entity, provided that the payment
    was made under any worker's compensation law.
    Id.,   ¶30   (lead   op.);    see    also    id.,    ¶18   n.8    (majority   op.)
    (explaining the absurdity faction "believe[d] that the meaning
    of the statute is plain, but the results produced by the plain
    meaning are absurd").             These justices      declined to apply the
    plain meaning, however, because in their view "the results that
    follow are so unreasonable . . . that they require the plain
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    meaning to be rejected."             Id., ¶18 (majority op.).             Accordingly,
    these justices "construe[d] the statute to avoid that result."
    Id., ¶32 (lead op.) (citing State v. Delaney, 
    2003 WI 9
    , ¶15,
    
    259 Wis. 2d 77
    , 
    658 N.W.2d 416
    ).              Defying a fundamental canon of
    construction, they opted to read the words "to the insured" into
    the statute after the words "amounts paid or payable[.]"                               Id.,
    ¶31.     These justices expressly acknowledged the qualifier "to
    the insured" "is not present in the text of the statute" and its
    plain meaning "allows policy limits to be reduced regardless of
    to     whom     worker's    compensation        benefits     are        made."         Id.
    Nevertheless,        to    protect    "injured     persons,"           they    opted    to
    rewrite       the   statute,    openly   discarding       what    they        (correctly)
    understood to be the plain meaning of the words chosen by the
    legislature.        Id., ¶38.
    ¶63     The second group, known as the "ambiguity faction,"
    consisted of three justices who agreed the statute was ambiguous
    and who resolved the ambiguity in favor of the insured.                                Id.,
    ¶18 (majority op.).            Like the absurdity faction, they conceded
    the plain meaning of the statute:
    The literal reading of 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.
    favored by [the insurer] permits the conclusion that
    an insurer may reduce uninsured motorist limits by the
    amount of worker's compensation payments made to
    anyone.    Subsection (5)(i)2. contains no qualifying
    language specifying to whom the payments must be made;
    payments could be made to the insured, to the Fund, or
    to anyone.
    Id., ¶22 (lead op.).           This faction noted the insurer's "literal
    interpretation"        could    reduce    the    limits    to     $0.          Id.,    ¶28.
    Finding that result unpalatable, these justices read into the
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    statute      "an    implicit      condition        that      the     insurer    may    reduce
    uninsured       motorist      benefits      only       by    the     amount    of    worker's
    compensation payments made to or on behalf of the insured."
    Id., ¶23.          This implicit condition was supported, the three
    claimed, by § 632.32(4) (2001–02), which required that every
    motor     vehicle         insurance      policy        include       uninsured       motorist
    coverage.          Id.,    ¶24.       Under      the    ambiguity        faction's     extra-
    textual      reasoning,      "[t]he      consistent          leading       purpose    of   this
    statutory scheme is to require that insurers provide uninsured
    motorist coverage for the protection of their insureds," while
    "the subordinate purpose is to minimize the insurers' exposure
    by     allowing     insurers        to     limit       the     protection       offered     by
    uninsured      motorist      coverage       to     a   fixed,       predetermined      amount
    that    takes      into    account       payments       from       specified    sources[.]"
    Id., ¶27.          According to the ambiguity faction, the purported
    "leading      purpose"      would     be    defeated         if    not   for   the    read-in
    implicit condition.
    ¶64    The    two     factions       achieved         their       desired     result——
    defeating the contractual reduction——after joining together in a
    lengthy      discussion      of   legislative          history       and    public    policy,
    rather than text.              Id.,      ¶¶44–62       (majority op.).             Then-Chief
    Justice Shirley S. Abrahamson concurred with the mandate but
    joined neither the absurdity faction nor the ambiguity faction.
    Id., ¶66 (Abrahamson, C.J., concurring).
    C.    Evaluating the Parties' Arguments:                        Teschendorf's Limited
    Reach
    ¶65    In this case, the parties' arguments primarily address
    the reach of Teschendorf and, more generally, the absurd results
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    canon.       Secura does not ask this court to overturn Teschendorf.
    In fact, it concedes the reducing clause may not be read to
    cause a subtraction from the limits for the $20,000 paid to the
    Fund——because        of    Teschendorf.             Instead,        Secura    simply      argues
    that    Teschendorf        does    not    apply          to   the   $10,000        in   worker's
    compensation benefits, which were paid to the Estate and later
    repaid.      Secura asserts the court of appeals erred in extending
    Teschendorf too far.            In contrast, the Estate argues Teschendorf
    should be the focal point of this court's analysis and prohibits
    the reduction at issue.
    ¶66    As a preliminary matter, Secura argues Teschendorf is
    largely "non-binding" because no majority agreed on a rationale,
    citing      State    v.    Elam,    
    195 Wis. 2d 683
    ,          685,     
    538 N.W.2d 249
    (1995) (per curiam).              In Elam, this court explained that "[a]
    general principle of appellate practice is that a majority of
    the participating judges must have agreed on a particular point
    for it to be considered the opinion of the court."                                 
    Id.
     (citing
    State v. Dowe, 
    120 Wis. 2d 192
    , 194–95, 
    352 N.W.2d 660
     (1984)
    (per curiam)).           Critically, no majority in Teschendorf held the
    particular      result      absurd,       and       no    majority     held    the      statute
    ambiguous——a majority formed almost exclusively on a discussion
    of legislative history and public policy.                             As this court has
    explained, a dearth of overlap between rationales on which a
    mandate was based is "troublesome."                       Koschkee v. Taylor, 
    2019 WI 76
    ,    ¶8    n.5,    
    387 Wis. 2d 552
    ,         
    929 N.W.2d 600
    .         Teschendorf's
    application         to   this   case     is     a    prime     example:            In   applying
    Teschendorf, how much weight should this court place on its
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    specific    facts   and    the    purported     absurdity       of   the    insurer's
    proffered interpretation?           The lack of a majority rationale in
    Teschendorf     provides     sufficient        justification         to    limit    the
    decision's application to its extreme facts because determining
    how   Teschendorf    applies       to   even    a    slightly    different         fact-
    pattern is difficult.            See Bryan A. Garner et al., The Law of
    Judicial Precedent 198–99 (2016).              See generally Johnson v. Wis.
    Elections     Comm'n,     
    2022 WI 14
    ,    ¶243,    
    400 Wis. 2d 626
    ,        
    971 N.W.2d 402
     (Rebecca Grassl Bradley, J., dissenting), summarily
    rev'd sub. nom. Wis. Legislature v. Wis. Elections Comm'n, 
    595 U.S. __
    , 
    142 S. Ct. 1245
     (per curiam) (explaining this court
    does not follow the so-called "Marks rule," pursuant to which a
    legal rule may be precedential even if its rationale was not
    adopted by a majority).
    ¶67   Although      noting    this      divide,   Secura       restricts      its
    argument to attacking the rationale advanced by the ambiguity
    faction in Teschendorf, because the absurdity faction's analysis
    would not extend to the significantly less extreme facts of this
    case.   In contrast to Teschendorf, the Estate in fact receives
    insurance     proceeds     approaching         the   policy     limit,      and     the
    variance between the parties' positions approximates $10,000.
    Secura asserts "the only way the [a]mbiguity [f]action could
    find an alternative to the 'literal' meaning [wa]s by adding a
    qualification into the statute . . . that is simply not there."
    (Citation omitted.)        Judges may not, however, either add words
    to or subtract words from the text of the law.                        See State v.
    Hinkle, 
    2019 WI 96
    , ¶24, 
    389 Wis. 2d 1
    , 
    935 N.W.2d 271
     ("It is a
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    cardinal 'maxim[] of statutory construction . . . that courts
    should    not       add     words      to     a     statute        to       give     it    a   certain
    meaning.'"          (quoting State v. Fitzgerald, 
    2019 WI 69
    , ¶30, 
    387 Wis. 2d 384
    , 
    929 N.W.2d 129
    ) (modification in the original)).
    As Judge Grogan explained in her concurrence, the text of the
    law does not state "the 'payment' must be made to the insured"
    even though this court in Teschendorf so held.                                      Secura Supreme
    Ins.,    
    399 Wis. 2d 542
    ,        ¶21     (Grogan,          J.,     concurring)           (quoting
    Teschendorf v. State Farm Ins., 
    2005 WI App 10
    , ¶¶19-20, 
    278 Wis. 2d 354
    ,         
    691 N.W.2d 882
                 (2004)        (Fine,       J.,        dissenting),
    aff'd, 
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    ).                 Nor, as Judge Grogan also noted, does
    the text "address what happens after a worker's compensation
    payment is made but is subsequently partially paid back, which
    is the factual scenario presented in this case."                                    
    Id.
         Secura is
    correct to argue the ambiguity faction's rationale should be
    rejected; it is antithetical to fundamental rules of textual
    interpretation.
    ¶68       In     effect,          the        ambiguity           faction        searched      for
    ambiguity,          which       this     court           has      repeatedly          rejected      as
    inappropriate.            See, e.g., Lamar Cent. Outdoor, LLC v. Div. of
    Hearings       &    Appeals,      
    2019 WI 109
    ,           ¶18,     
    389 Wis. 2d 486
    ,        
    936 N.W.2d 573
             ("We    do    not,    however,           look      for     ambiguity        because
    '[s]tatutory          interpretation               involves           the     ascertainment         of
    meaning, not a search for ambiguity.'"                                (quoting State ex rel.
    Kalal    v.        Cir.    Ct.    for        Dane        Cnty.,       
    2004 WI 58
    ,       ¶47,   
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    , 
    681 N.W.2d 110
    ) (modification in the original)).                                        A
    good lawyer can render a sentence as straightforward as "the sky
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    is blue" ambiguous if he stares at it long enough; perhaps the
    sky is just sad.            Merely because the argument can be made that
    the sky is sad does not mean a reasonable person would actually
    ascribe     that     meaning         to       the        sentence    "the       sky    is     blue."
    Ambiguity     must     be     facially              present     in    a     statute,        and     it
    certainly    does     not    come         into       existence       merely      because       three
    justices are troubled by a result dictated by plain meaning.
    See   Antonin      Scalia        &    Bryan         A.     Garner,     Reading        Law:         The
    Interpretation       of     Legal         Texts      174     (2012)    ("A       provision        that
    seems to the court unjust or unfortunate . . . must nonetheless
    be given effect.").
    ¶69    While the court in Teschendorf agreed on very little,
    it should disturb this court that six justices acknowledged a
    "literal" reading of the statute supported the insurer.                                           
    293 Wis. 2d 123
    , ¶¶24, 32 (lead op.).                             A literal reading is not
    necessarily     the    same          as   a    plain        reading,      but    the    absurdity
    faction noted the insurer's reading was not only "literal" but
    "plain[.]"      Id., ¶32.            See generally Brey, 
    400 Wis. 2d 417
    , ¶11
    (explaining "the plain-meaning approach is not 'literalistic'"
    (quoting Kalal, 
    271 Wis. 2d 633
    , ¶52)).                             Self-evidently, a plain
    meaning cannot be ignored by merely labelling it literal, as the
    ambiguity faction did in discarding it.
    ¶70    The ambiguity faction's addition of what it deemed an
    "implied condition" is reminiscent of a time when "the monarch
    . . . [was considered by some] a one-man legislator."                                   Scalia &
    Garner,     Reading       Law,       at    349.           Centuries       ago,    one       treatise
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    embraced    judicial    law-making         in   an    early    exposition      of        the
    usefulness of divining legislative intent:
    [I]n order to form a right judgment when the letter of
    a statute is restrained, and when enlarged, by equity,
    it is a good way, when you peruse a statute, to
    suppose that the lawmaker is present, and that you
    have asked him the question you want to know touching
    the equity; then you must give yourself such an answer
    as you imagine he would have done, if he had been
    present . . . .    And if the lawmaker would have
    followed the equity, notwithstanding the words of the
    law . . . , you may safely do the like.
    Edmund Plowden, Note to Eyston v. Studd, (1574) 2 Plow. 459a,
    467,   as   reprinted   in    Scalia       &    Garner,      Reading    Law,    at       349
    (ellipses in the original).                Centuries later, the people of
    Wisconsin    vested     the    law-making            power     exclusively          in     a
    representative body of the people.                   See Wis. Const. art. IV,
    § 1.    To ask what the king would want may yield an answer, but
    to divine what hundreds of legislators would want is impossible.
    See Scalia & Garner, Reading Law, at 349.                     Collective intent is
    nothing more than a "fiction" because each legislator has his
    own "subjective views[.]"        Id. at 392; see also Town of Wilson,
    
    390 Wis. 2d 266
    , ¶68 ("Crafting judicial doctrines based on the
    collective intent of a large body relies on the false premise
    that a deliberative body acts with a single purpose."                          (citing
    John W. MacDonald, The Position of Statutory Construction in
    Present Day Law Practice, 
    3 Vand. L. Rev. 369
    , 371 (1950))).
    Additionally, to ask the latter has the potential to invite
    "judicial    mischief,"      Scalia    &       Garner,    Reading      Law,    at    350,
    because "judicial predictions of how the legislature would have
    decided issues it did not in fact decide are bound to be little
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    more than wild guesses, and thus lack the legitimacy that might
    be accorded to astute guesses."                         Frank Easterbrook, Statutes'
    Domains, 
    50 U. Chi. L. Rev. 533
    , 548 (1983).
    ¶71        While members of the judiciary may have valid and good
    ideas for improving the law, the people deny us the authority to
    make such policy decisions, having vested the law-making power
    exclusively          in    the    legislature.               The     desirability             of    such
    "improvements" undoubtedly depends on how one may be affected by
    the     rewritten         law.          "Although           judges        may     profess          well-
    intentioned             justification             for         'improving'               the         law,
    'interpretative            approaches        can       be     used        for     all      kinds      of
    purposes, not just beneficent ones.'"                              Friends of Frame Park,
    U.A. v. City of Waukesha, 
    2022 WI 57
    , ¶96, 
    403 Wis. 2d 1
    , 
    976 N.W.2d 263
             (Rebecca       Grassl     Bradley,         J.,     concurring)            (quoting
    Bryan        A.     Garner,       Old-Fashioned             Textualism           Is     All        About
    Interpretation, Not Legislating from the Bench, ABA J., Apr.
    2019).        "The people of Wisconsin elect judges to interpret the
    law, not make it."               
    Id.
    ¶72        The   ambiguity       faction's       rationale           was       nothing       more
    than     a        dangerous       "venture"        down       the     "path           of      judicial
    legislation" to reach a result deemed "desirable[.]"                                       See State
    ex rel. Crow v. West Side St. Ry. Co., 
    47 S.W. 959
    , 961 (1898).
    Such an action aggregates law-making power to the judiciary,
    thereby       consolidating            in   one   branch       governmental             powers       the
    people deliberately kept separate to avoid tyranny.                                        See League
    of    Women       Voters    of     Wis.      v.    Evers,          
    2019 WI 75
    ,       ¶35,     
    387 Wis. 2d 511
    , 
    929 N.W.2d 209
    .
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    ¶73     After    attacking        its    rationale,        Secura       suggests   the
    absurdity faction may have framed the case correctly, but would
    limit the reach of the absurdity doctrine to a "truly anomalous"
    situation      identified         after    an       "exacting      analysis."        Secura
    points out, "[h]ad the insurer prevailed in Teschendorf, the
    insured's          estate   would       have    received         nothing       because    the
    employer's payments exceeded the . . . limits."                                In contrast,
    the Estate would receive just about five percent less if this
    court adopted Secura's argument.                     The Estate counters that Huck
    bargained      for     a    "predetermined,           fixed      level    of    coverage"——
    $250,000——and Secura's interpretation of the policy would deny
    the Estate the benefit of Huck's bargain, a result it declares
    "absurd."
    ¶74     A     historical        analysis       of   the     absurdity       doctrine
    supports Secura's argument that even if the absurdity faction in
    Teschendorf was correct (it wasn't), that faction's rationale
    does     not       extend    to     this       case.          Defining     absurdity      is
    challenging, but two "archetypal" examples of an absurd result
    exist in common law.              Veronica M. Dougherty, Absurdity and the
    Limits of Literalism:              Defining the Absurd Result Principle in
    Statutory Interpretation, 
    44 Am. U. L. Rev. 127
    , 139 (1994).
    One scholar wrote that these two examples are "the nearest thing
    we have to a legal definition of absurdity."                        
    Id.
         Both examples
    developed in the context of statutory interpretation, but the
    absurd    results       canon     is    materially         the    same    as    applied   in
    contract interpretation.                The examples were summarized and the
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    absurd    results     canon     applied    long    ago   by   the   United   States
    Supreme Court in the following oft-quoted passage:
    The common sense of man approves the judgment
    mentioned by Puffendorf, that the Bolognian law which
    enacted, 'that whoever drew blood in the streets
    should be punished with the utmost severity,' did not
    extend to the surgeon who opened the vein of a person
    that fell down in the street in a fit.        The same
    common sense accepts the ruling, cited by Plowden,
    that the statute of 1st Edward II, which enacts that a
    prisoner who breaks prison shall be guilty of felony,
    does not extend to a prisoner who breaks out when the
    prison is on fire——'for he is not to be hanged because
    he would not stay to be burnt.'    And we think that a
    like common sense will sanction the ruling we make,
    that   the  act   of   Congress   which  punishes  the
    obstruction or retarding of the passage of the mail,
    or of its carrier, does not apply to a case of
    temporary detention of the mail caused by the arrest
    of the carrier upon an indictment for murder.
    United States v. Kirby, 
    74 U.S. 482
    , 487 (1868).
    ¶75    To   equate     the      Estate   receiving    $189,000    instead    of
    $199,000 with the two archetypal examples of absurdity would be,
    well, absurd.       The two examples are qualitatively different than
    the   Estate's      received     insurance      proceeds.        History   tells   us
    punishing a person for trying to preserve life would work a
    grievous moral injustice.              Punishing a doctor who provides life-
    saving care or a prisoner who escapes a burning prison would not
    violate only common sense——it would violate natural law.                      See 1
    William Blackstone, Commentaries *129 ("THE right of personal
    security     consists      in      a    person's    legal     and    uninterrupted
    enjoyment of his life, his limbs, his body, his health, and his
    reputation."); see also Wis. Const. art. I, § 1 ("All people are
    born equally free and independent, and have certain inherent
    rights;     among    these      are    life, liberty       and    the   pursuit    of
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    happiness; to secure these rights, governments are instituted,
    deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.").
    Punishing a mail carrier for temporarily detaining mail while
    the carrier was detained by the State would be Kafkaesque and
    contrary to the common law tradition of prohibiting punishment
    for involuntary acts.           See actus reus, Black's Law Dictionary
    (11 ed. 2019).
    ¶76      The two archetypal examples demonstrate "the absurd
    . . . results canon applies only rarely and in rather narrow
    circumstances[.]"       Container Life Cycle Mgmt., LLC v. Wis. Dep't
    of Nat. Res., 
    2022 WI 45
    , ¶79, 
    402 Wis. 2d 337
    , 
    975 N.W.2d 621
    (Rebecca Grassl Bradley, J., dissenting).                "Just because a court
    dislikes the outcome does not mean it is absurd."                    
    Id.
     (quoting
    Schwab v. Schwab, 
    2021 WI 67
    , ¶44 n.1, 
    397 Wis. 2d 820
    , 
    961 N.W.2d 56
     (Rebecca Grassl Bradley, J., dissenting)).                       Properly
    understood,    absurdity    is    not     about   "practical[ity]"        or   "fit"
    because    "people     differ    over     what    is   sensible     and    what   is
    desirable," which is why "we elect those who write our laws——and
    expect courts to observe what has been written."                          Backus v.
    Waukesha     County,    
    2022 WI 55
    ,   ¶26,     
    402 Wis. 2d 764
    ,        
    976 N.W.2d 492
          (Rebecca         Grassl       Bradley,       J.,      dissenting)
    (modification in the original) (quoting Scalia & Garner, Reading
    Law, at 22).     An absurd result "consists of a disposition that
    no reasonable person could intend."                Scalia & Garner, Reading
    Law, at 237.
    ¶77      Justice Joseph Story described the extraordinary facts
    necessary to disregard plain language to avoid absurdity:
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    [I]f,   in   any  case,  the  plain  meaning   of  a
    provision . . . is to be disregarded, because we
    believe the framers of that instrument could not
    intend what they say, it must be one, where the
    absurdity and injustice of applying the provision to
    the case would be so monstrous, that all mankind
    would, without hesitation, unite in rejecting the
    application.
    1 Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution of the United
    States § 427 (1833).        The Estate's primary argument would have
    this court lower the threshold for application of the absurdity
    doctrine from "monstrous" to merely unfavorable.            In ruling for
    the   Estate,    the     majority   implicitly   endorses     a   new   rule
    declaring   that   when    happenstance——i.e.,   an   event   outside    the
    control of the insured——reduces the "predetermined, fixed level
    of coverage," the result is legally absurd, justifying judicial
    revision of the insurance contract.
    ¶78   If results are to drive interpretation of insurance
    policies, the majority should consider the consequent increase
    in insurance premiums, which alone demonstrates that the effect
    of Secura's proffered interpretation is not "so monstrous, that
    all mankind would, without hesitation, unite in rejecting the
    application."      Id.     In its discussion of the absurd results
    canon, a leading treatise on Wisconsin insurance law repeats the
    maxim, "an insurance company should not be bound to risks it did
    not contemplate and for which it did not receive a premium."               1
    Sheila M. Sullivan, Anderson on Wisconsin Insurance Law § 1.34
    (8th ed. 2022).        "[W]hen the terms of a policy are plain on
    their face, the policy should not be rewritten . . . to bind the
    insurer to a risk it was unwilling to cover, and for which it
    was not paid."     Olguin v. Allstate Ins., 
    71 Wis. 2d 160
    , 164–65,
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    237 N.W.2d 694
         (1976).        Happenstance   often    plays    a    role   in
    determining how a policy applies.              Ambiguity in a policy is
    almost always resolved against an insurer, but if unambiguous
    policy provisions can also be interpreted against an insurer
    whenever judges think the language would produce unfair results,
    insurers are left with increased risk uncertainty and will price
    their policies accordingly.6
    ¶79    As amicus Wisconsin Insurance Alliance et al. (WIA)
    explains:       "Insurers underwrite and issue policies in belief
    that policies – and the statutes with which the policies must
    comply – will be interpreted and enforced as written.                    Deviating
    from this precept injects uncertainty and additional costs into
    an    already     heavily-regulated      industry."        Reducing       clauses,
    especially, "are valued by insurers because they serve to reduce
    the   cost   of    premiums    to    policyholders."       Therefore,      "[t]he
    decision below fosters confusion and undue complexity and will
    6Usually, this court has interpreted ambiguity against an
    insurer.   See, e.g., Marks v. Houston Cas. Co., 2016, WI 53,
    ¶42, 
    369 Wis. 2d 547
    , 
    881 N.W.2d 309
     (citing Estate of Sustache
    v. Am. Family Mut. Ins., 
    2008 WI 87
    , ¶21, 
    311 Wis. 2d 548
    , 
    751 N.W.2d 845
    ). In at least one case, however, this court used the
    absurd results canon to side with the insurer's interpretation
    of an ambiguous policy provision.    Kopp v. Home Mut. Ins., 
    6 Wis. 2d 53
    , 57–58, 
    94 N.W.2d 224
     (1959) ("Even though the policy
    provision is ambiguous and must be construed against the
    insurer, the unreasonable result should be avoided of so
    construing the medical payments clause of defendant's policy as
    to permit the injured person to recover for medical or hospital
    services supplied to him by some third party volunteer without
    cost or personal liability to pay therefor on the part of such
    injured person.").      That case demonstrates the possible
    "absurdity"——if that word will be used so loosely——of holding
    insurers liable for risks never contemplated and for which no
    premium has been paid.
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    harm insurers and consumers by placing upward pressure on the
    cost of insurance."
    ¶80    Lowering the threshold for absurdity would effect a
    substantial change in the law.                       The purpose of UIM coverage is
    to "substitute[] for insurance that the tortfeasor should have
    had."         Teschendorf,       
    293 Wis. 2d 542
    ,             ¶24         (quoted     source
    omitted).          Had   Huck   been       hit       by    a   negligently-driven             motor
    vehicle that was not underinsured (i.e., by a vehicle covered
    under a policy with $250,000 limits), the Estate would have
    received about $10,000 less than it would receive in this case
    under    Secura's        proffered     reading.                But   for     the     negligently
    driven    motor     vehicle     being       underinsured,             the        reducing    clause
    would    have      no    relevance.             The       Estate     would        have     received
    $250,000      in    settlement,       plus       a    $36,000        payment        of     worker's
    compensation        benefits,        for    a    total         of    $286,000.           Wisconsin
    Statute § 102.29(1), however, would have required the Estate to
    refund       the   $36,000      in    total.              Additionally,            the     worker's
    compensation carrier would have been entitled to $20,000 of the
    settlement         under     
    Wis. Stat. § 102.29
    (2).                  After     these
    statutorily-required deductions, the Estate would have received
    only    $230,000.          Accordingly,          Secura        accurately          notes,     "Huck
    purchased UIM insurance to protect against being injured by a
    tortfeasor with liability limits less than $250,000. . . .                                     [The
    Estate]       received      exactly        that——and           more——since           the     Estate
    recovered      more      than   if    the       tortfeasor           had    been     insured     to
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    $250,000."7         The Estate has no response to this fact.                       As Secura
    accurately observes, under a plain language interpretation of
    the policy, "the Estate's recovery is greater than zero——already
    distinguishing this case from Teschendorf——and more than if the
    tortfeasor had liability limits of $250,000."
    ¶81     Expanding      the    absurd     results      canon      to    override       the
    text       whenever      judges    deem   the      results    "nonsensical,"            as   the
    Estate would have it, would unsettle the reasonable expectations
    of contracting parties, not to mention leave the law vulnerable
    to   judicial       revision.        The   language         of    the     reducing      clause
    plainly contemplates reducing the limits by all sums paid in
    worker's       compensation         benefits.         $36,000       was       a   sum    paid.
    Nothing       in   the     policy    language       gives    the     reimbursement           any
    relevance.          Reimbursement of money paid does not change the
    simple fact that money was, in fact, paid.                           While this result
    may seem "unfair," nothing gives this court the authority to
    disregard          the     plain     language        of      an    insurance            policy.
    Teschendorf was wrongly decided but may be distinguished based
    on its materially different facts.                    Either way, Teschendorf has
    no bearing on a textual interpretation of the policy in this
    case.
    D.    The Analysis of 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.
    ¶82     The majority/lead opinion (in a part joined only by
    the author and one other justice) concludes Secura's proffered
    WIA similarly observes, "the outcome advanced by SECURA is
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    not absurd at all because it results in the insured recovering a
    greater amount than if the tortfeasor had liability coverage
    equivalent to the insured's UIM limits."
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    interpretation of the reducing clause is not authorized by 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.              Majority/lead op., ¶¶19–28.                    This non-
    precedential         analysis       is        unnecessary       given      the     opinion's
    conclusion that Secura's interpretation of the reducing clause
    is incorrect.          Regardless, that analysis is wrong.
    ¶83     The   majority/lead            opinion's     analysis       works     only    by
    improperly adding a word to 
    Wis. Stat. § 632.32
    (5)(i)2.                              Section
    632.32(5)(i)2.         authorizes         a    reduction    by     "[a]mounts        paid    or
    payable        under     any       worker's          compensation         law[.]"           The
    majority/lead opinion inserts the word "current" before "amounts
    paid," so the statute becomes:                   "Current amounts paid or payable
    under any worker's compensation law[.]"                            Id., ¶27 ("'Amounts
    paid'     is     interpreted         as       the     current      'amounts        paid'     or
    outstanding such as by an installment agreement, at the time an
    insurer seeks to reduce its liability under § 632.32(5)(i).").
    Problematically for the majority/lead opinion, the text does not
    use the phrase "current amounts paid."                      It does not include any
    temporal limitation on how the amount paid is to be calculated.
    Without      rewriting       the     statute,         the   majority/lead          opinion's
    analysis fails.
    IV.       CONCLUSION
    ¶84     This case demonstrates that "the law is such an Ass."
    George Chapman, Revenge for Honour, A Tragedie 37 (1654).                                   If,
    however, we are to be a "government of laws, and not of men,"
    that    is     the   price     we    must      occasionally        pay.       John    Adams,
    Novanglus:      A    History    of       the    Dispute     with    America,       from     Its
    Origin, in 1754, to the Present Time, in Revolutionary Writings
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    of John Adams (C. Bradley Thompson ed. 2000).     Because I would
    leave the revision of our laws with the legislature where that
    work belongs, I respectfully dissent.
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